Tweet Digest for Monday, November 10, 2014 (GMT)

I guess it only makes sense that an NFL team I have never heard of played in London today. Go London Zero-Gee Jets! – 12:14 AM GMT
@gjcharlet oh man – 12:51 AM GMT
dogs, man. – 02:23 AM GMT
@bradleystein see, this is why i knew we didn’t get enough editor/writer/rainiers at the comet time – 02:26 AM GMT
@LeVostreGC lytle wolen hatte – 02:29 AM GMT
twitter.com/CespedesBBQ/st… – 02:31 AM GMT
RT: @mathowie: pic.twitter.com/hxVOtMWkzi – 06:52 AM GMT

Tweet Digest for Sunday, November 09, 2014 (GMT)

“Too Much Johnson” hurr hurr hurr. Well done, Orson. – 02:14 AM GMT
@poupou too many cooks – 06:43 AM GMT
It takes a lot to make a stew but when it comes to me and you and him, and her, and the baby too screen.genius.com/Adult-swim-too… – 08:18 AM GMT
word on home depot website is sensor clusters are in fact replaceable. great, light fixtures w/a toner-like consumables model. disrupting! – 08:20 AM GMT
fuck you, university of chicago economist school, you and the horse you rode in on – 08:21 AM GMT
RT: @calamityjon: Let’s see, The Watcher, ROM, Machine Man and the Micronauts pic.twitter.com/kGA32QxTPS – 08:21 AM GMT
RT: @bradleystein: Washington State has legal weed, legal gay marriage, and now, even stricter gun laws. Oh, and we also have America’s fastest growing city. – 08:31 AM GMT
@brownpau airships.net/us-navy-rigid-… – 08:42 AM GMT
@poupou @zipties Well maybe too many cooks will spoil the broth but they’ll fill our hearts with so much, so much love – 08:03 PM GMT
@naxuu BOOM too many cooks thinkpieces OWNED in 140 – 08:09 PM GMT
attention @anildash twitter.com/DieRobinsonDie… – 08:11 PM GMT

Tweet Digest for Saturday, November 08, 2014 (GMT)

@waxpancake @misskeli now yer talkin – 12:12 AM GMT
@hell0jed they haven’t given you a date yet? gawd – 02:09 AM GMT
@arthurwyatt any egregious and unforgivable acts of kissing? – 02:10 AM GMT
@arthurwyatt phew! – 02:12 AM GMT
goddammit the photocells and motion sensors on my house’s external lights are failing one by one. two years old? three? /scowls, kicks curb – 02:14 AM GMT
@ob1quixote why would there be batteries in a thing that connects to the house grid? maybe there are, but why? – 04:56 AM GMT
@esinclai /thumps cane on ground, shouts at cloud – 04:57 AM GMT
@poupou I doubt the sensor units are replaceable, they come assembled with the fixtures. but who knows? – 04:58 AM GMT
@johnpstrohm remember learning about the catnip problem? – 05:00 AM GMT
@mcgee_gorgo you have my attention – 05:02 AM GMT
@ob1quixote ah, i have a coupla them too. still milling photons like champs. if i have to replace the wired units I’m pricing solar too. – 05:03 AM GMT
@ob1quixote oh yeah, mine are cheap too. I think I bought from 3rd party sellers on Amazon. The wired, failing, units are from Home Depot. – 05:41 AM GMT
It takes a lot to make a stew, a pinch of salt and laughter too! – 09:06 AM GMT
i would like to read the narratives of the six people who watched it on initial broadcast, yes i would – 09:08 AM GMT
@DanEngler sorry sorry getting used to this skinwalking thing sorry – 09:14 AM GMT
@zipties i saw Andy’s fan-tribute ‘shop pic, which I want too. The AMA is pretty great. – 07:46 PM GMT
@poupou sitcom: youtube.com/watch?v=RzdRQC… – 07:47 PM GMT

Tweet Digest for Friday, November 07, 2014 (GMT)

@hell0jed yes. kickstarter – 06:49 AM GMT
RT: @madamjujujive: Strange & surreal Totino’s Pizza Rolls spot by Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim youtube.com/watch?v=NAalGQ… via @happyplace – 06:53 AM GMT
@manwhoyells @telemetrist i spotted one in the wild tonight! – 06:56 AM GMT
@AriTruscan too late now, but thank him for his service – 07:03 AM GMT
RT: @edgarwright: This will break your brain. youtube.com/watch?v=RzdRQC… – 07:10 AM GMT
@edgarwright , yes – 07:10 AM GMT
RT: @naxuu: ♫ too many cooks! (too many cooks!) ♫ ♫ too many cooks! (too many cooks!) ♫ – 07:11 AM GMT
@arthurwyatt SUCCESS! Delegation was key, apparently. – 07:20 AM GMT
@poupou 🙁 – 07:23 AM GMT
RT: @MotherJones: Washington voters just passed the gun law Congress couldn’t—and the NRA is freaked out bit.ly/1E81RE0 pic.twitter.com/NVRiPwYrLD – 07:26 AM GMT
@joshmillard eeeyaugh my sis had this record and eeeyaugh – 07:28 AM GMT
RT: @Zero23___: TOO MANY COOKS! – 08:03 AM GMT
RT: @Jamie_Goncalves: I’ve been editing parts of a film with people high on PCP then saw Too Many Cooks and now it’s bedtime. avclub.com/article/adult-… – 08:04 AM GMT
@DanEngler too many cooks – 09:36 AM GMT
@AriTruscan Any Lincoln Brigade man deserves a handshake and a thank you, so, no I guess I wasn’t kidding, weirdly – 03:17 PM GMT
@mubay @DanEngler too many cooks – 03:18 PM GMT
@telemetrist @manwhoyells yesterday the #1 hit for “Amazon echo” was dcurt.is/amazon-has-no-… which is undated and does not mention the device – 03:20 PM GMT
RT: @woodelijah: Too Many Cooks – 03:53 PM GMT

Tweet Digest for Thursday, November 06, 2014 (GMT)

@LeavittAlone did you see this 1944/art student/fascist one? humansofnewyork.com – 12:55 AM GMT
@LeavittAlone I was like, that’s Captain Steve’s life without the glacier – 12:58 AM GMT
Losing hand. In that darkened room my gaze slid over the cards, never after clearly to recall a moment of true sight. pic.twitter.com/qk9dDUhW1f – 04:42 AM GMT
@arthurwyatt art, it’s an hour later, but I have done these. in this pic, inside the big round metal thing there’s a spiral lip. – 06:56 AM GMT
@arthurwyatt see how it’s offset? I think the lip just needs one of the notches on the metal bar thingy. when you turn it, it should pull up – 06:57 AM GMT
@arthurwyatt i think. – 06:57 AM GMT
@arthurwyatt anyway, hope it worked out. or you knocked off and beered up. – 06:58 AM GMT
@arthurwyatt also, are the lips on the bolts spiral threaded too or is it just even disk-like protrusions? If threaded, I bet they screw in. – 07:00 AM GMT
@lakefxdan @arthurwyatt the swedes are fucking sneaky bastards areet – 08:14 AM GMT
@hell0jed @arthurwyatt yeah, i think so too – 08:16 AM GMT
awakened self pursuant to dream wherein i popped (non existent, imaginary) boss on schnozz for hassling me and got canned, appropriately – 11:31 AM GMT
@DanEngler he totally did. what a fucking prick. – 11:34 AM GMT
@DanEngler plus he was like twice my size and threw my shit at me on his way out. – 11:35 AM GMT

Tweet Digest for Wednesday, November 05, 2014 (GMT)

@mubay och – 04:31 AM GMT
@joshmillard @ftrain so what you’re saying is that pixels are in your blood – 08:16 AM GMT
My emulators to resurrect preadolescent computational socialization: CP/M – cpm.z80.de/emulate.html – Oh, say 1980-1988 in my life. 1990. – 08:34 AM GMT
PLATO emulator: cyber1.org – that’s like, what, 1976? 1978? to, oh, say 1982. Had to be accessed from within the IU Library. – 08:36 AM GMT
That room was 1970’s futuretech! Blond wood, warm rust and mustard shortpile carpet organochairs, orange type on glossy black screens – 08:38 AM GMT
headache-inducing scents of all the petroleum products in the room offgassing slowly, the voluptuous clack of the overengineered keyboards – 08:39 AM GMT
unwashed seventies hippie nerd weed smell and the hush of an academic library – 08:40 AM GMT
@DanEngler too far for it to carry, but that was supposed to be where the secret gummint weed greehouse was. – 09:05 AM GMT
+n – 09:06 AM GMT
A Lesson on Binary Tree Traversals, a paper describing a simple PLATO-hosted interactive drill, with screenies. cs.indiana.edu/pub/techreport… – 09:12 AM GMT
@DanEngler have some brownish water – 09:16 AM GMT
@RobPeoni I split 24 years ago. never looked back. – 05:13 PM GMT
RT: @RebekahDenn: How pho became Seattle’s soup. Nice history @imrachelbelle: mynorthwest.com/874/2637812/A-… – 05:47 PM GMT
last RT attn @poupou et al – 05:48 PM GMT
@poupou lawlz yes – 05:55 PM GMT
@poupou now we know which one was first! it’s the boat one, ennit? – 05:56 PM GMT
@poupou Cat Submarine! Seems like she and I were in a band. – 06:47 PM GMT

Tweet Digest for Tuesday, November 04, 2014 (GMT)

@sugarfreak you know, the seventies – 03:56 AM GMT
@arthurwyatt this reminds me: there are loads of $5 ST Into Darkness caps at the Holman Value Village – 04:11 AM GMT
@arthurwyatt it was fckjg khan all along those fckgrs – 04:13 AM GMT
@arthurwyatt i feel like i should buy two for us just to prove we survived – 04:14 AM GMT
@phirephoenix is this new Strange news? I thought it was stuck forever.Plus, prose style is soooo crucial to it. Hard project, I think. – 06:38 AM GMT
attn @esinclai @azender twitter.com/Ben_Aaronovitc… – 03:06 PM GMT
@arthurwyatt apocalyptic urban hellscape – 06:41 PM GMT
@arthurwyatt some smallholders bravely soldier on, keeping to he old ways – 06:47 PM GMT

Tweet Digest for Monday, November 03, 2014 (GMT)

@wasta that section of the drive is FUN – 04:39 AM GMT
@brownpau deepfried batter, hfcs sauce… has legs! – 04:42 AM GMT
@arthurwyatt NEATO get one made IRL ASAP – 04:55 AM GMT
@wasta the road does funny things to a man’s digestion – 05:25 AM GMT
attn .@LeavittAlone graphics.latimes.com/finding-marlow… – 06:16 AM GMT
NPR or NPR affiliate newsreader just referred to Taylor Swift as “T-Swizzle,” I think. Unless I dreamt that. Either way, good job. – 05:05 PM GMT
Has anyone told the “Nightcrawler” people their film looks to be a grimdark remake of “The Camerman,” a hilarious Buster Keaton feature? – 07:16 PM GMT
I mean, seriously. it’s even set in LA. Young man seizes brass ring of on-the-spot freelance news filming, sells footage to press bureau. – 07:17 PM GMT
i highly suggest you check it out yourself. youtube.com/watch?v=zo85hd… – 07:19 PM GMT

Tweet Digest for Sunday, November 02, 2014 (GMT)

@poupou twice! except mostly the clocks do it on their own now – 05:38 AM GMT
@NekoCase PURTY – 05:38 AM GMT
@poupou earlier this year viv and i were in a clock fight and i learned there are self-setting analog wall clocks now. because of course. – 05:40 AM GMT
@johnpstrohm been known to strike up conversations with strangers on the basis of the classic “Minutemen San Pedro” anchor shirt – 05:35 PM GMT
@mubay then what, the last hour replayed? – 05:37 PM GMT
attn @imontheradio twitter.com/mikescollins/s… – 05:42 PM GMT
@Specklet @JoeTheDough @LettersOfNote never was a rounder – 07:28 PM GMT

Tweet Digest for Saturday, November 01, 2014 (GMT)

RT: @imontheradio: Ira, dressed as the dog that dressed as Ira in the Brooklyn dog costume contest. And me as Totoro. #meta #furry #… pic.twitter.com/jsw5GD8wzF – 12:02 AM GMT
That’s right. Tonight I sleep with a princess. – 12:03 AM GMT
One year she went as Xena. That was amazing. – 12:03 AM GMT
@telemetrist not technically, there are cinnamon buns involved – 12:55 AM GMT
@ezrakilty weeks of painstaking labor (not really) – 04:35 AM GMT
@ezrakilty the hard part was scrunching down small enough to fit in there – 06:34 AM GMT
RT: @iraglass: Me dressed as dog dressed as me, part two. pic.twitter.com/mKhit2iZRA – 09:34 AM GMT
.@fantagraphics the new phone books are here! the new phone books are here! #pogo #igopogo pic.twitter.com/im0WK1Kdpw – 10:31 PM GMT
RT: @zachshan: This person wins Seattle Halloween. pic.twitter.com/Pz6pFzQjdt – 10:40 PM GMT