.@jebbanner @Uber i love that this is a surprise. IT’S RIGHT THERE IN THE NAME. cc @anildash – 03:46 PM GMT
@whybark at least you figured out how robe works – 03:47 PM GMT
@whybark have you looked for youtube tutorial? – 05:42 PM GMT
@iasshole for godsake – 05:44 PM GMT
@mallelis @LeavittAlone did you deliberately channel Fry and Law or is that just in my head? – 05:49 PM GMT
@LeavittAlone @mallelis deliberate ambiguity! – 05:51 PM GMT
Amazon package arrived today with Fire phone promo packing tape. It felt kinda like getting panhandled. By someone much wealthier than you. – 11:54 PM GMT
@LeavittAlone U-BOAT – 11:55 PM GMT
@LeavittAlone That place was the Best Place Ever for many years. The circus dioramas used to be in this gallery where you had to … – 11:57 PM GMT
@LeavittAlone …look at them thru tiny slots, in dark cabinets, with careful theatrical lighting. Now, giant boxes with fluorescent lights. – 11:58 PM GMT

@johnmoe like how did that guy go on to invent warp drive – 04:06 AM GMT
@arthurwyatt he says it’s good!i mean come ON, Scott – 05:23 PM GMT
@arthurwyatt so proud of what he accomplished with Prometheus, has to bring same contemporary standard to Deckard’s Return – 05:27 PM GMT
@arthurwyatt Weyland-Tyrell Corporation, first mentioned in association with Prometheus. Not joking. – 05:33 PM GMT
@arthurwyatt Inspector Fong now a star admiral – 05:33 PM GMT
@arthurwyatt all this cinematic legacy will be lost like tears in rain – 05:35 PM GMT
@middleclasstool yesterday as i posted a twitter essay on @mwhybark2 i was flipping b/t laptop, ipad, and iphone to find best client – 11:56 PM GMT

Don’t forget about bad grandpa! – 12:08 AM GMT
DO NOT FORGET – 12:08 AM GMT
they seek him here, they seek him there – 07:51 AM GMT
Here’s an interesting thing about all that Coke bottle name stuff: i don’t think i have had a Coke in about three years – 08:07 AM GMT
so the campaign has reminded me that I am not part of their consumption base. which is fine with me, i think. maybe. – 08:08 AM GMT
@lorenacupcake @LeavittAlone should this fail to happen literally dozens of pixel friends will have sads – 04:24 PM GMT
@sugarfreak I KNOW RIGHT – 11:07 PM GMT
RT: @waxylinks: Pixel-Drifter: software for making glitch art from images, breaking things on purpose   bit.ly/1zA1PCE – 11:08 PM GMT
attn @praguepainter see prior rt – 11:09 PM GMT

@zipties absolutely. – 02:02 AM GMT
.@hell0jed *cough* metafilter.com/142190/776-778… – 02:28 AM GMT
RT: @SMLXist: You know who WAS an angel? Satan. – 04:09 PM GMT

RT: @lorenacupcake: cash the check and don’t read the comments – 02:20 AM GMT
@elizarde possibly the first time the word kookum ever used in the state – 02:29 AM GMT
@brandonblatcher good one, raising thsi over dinner with the wife – 02:30 AM GMT
@elizarde @BitterOldPunk cansplaining gets a pass – 02:31 AM GMT
it is the very pith of summer in the PNW tonight dear friends – 02:32 AM GMT
RT: @ftrain: If you are like me and listen to weird things to fall asleep might I suggest baseball games from the 1930s archive.org/details/OtrBas… – 04:02 AM GMT
@gjcharlet GJ, in a way, he is there. You already know this. He’s telling you you can do this, and so am I. – 04:44 AM GMT
hunh, “ybarek,” roughly a homophone of my last name, is Arabic for “bless,” I guess. Googlefish thinks it’s written thus: يبارك – 07:12 AM GMT
RT: @mangopowergirl: Enterprise to Space Needle: are you my mamma? @StarTrek on giant screen under the stars @SeattleCenter #startrek LLAP pic.twitter.com/AuKT7YVDWK – 03:56 PM GMT
RT: @mubay: Fremont outdoor movies pic.twitter.com/M1MyijBTbD – 03:56 PM GMT
@sumit lol. easy there big fella. – 04:10 PM GMT
@sumit i found it endearing. for some reason Twitter is well suited to them, I find. Burstlets that summon agitated pacing, handwaving. – 04:14 PM GMT
@whybark Dirty old river must you keep rolling flowing into the night – 05:43 PM GMT
RT: @DanEngler: We are all randering. – 06:38 PM GMT
RT: @AntonioFrench: Subject of iconic photo speaks of anger, excitement stltoday.com/news/local/cri… pic.twitter.com/UKXGfb0gjd – 11:27 PM GMT
Prior retweet is worth a read. When tear gas canisters drop next to you, you get rid of them. How can I not identify. – 11:29 PM GMT

@telemetrist gotcha. Looks like Dan in on Wednesday. – 06:55 AM GMT
RT: @DanEngler: Via a confluence of luck and magic (and the sweat of mwhybark’s brow), I get to see the Bears play the… instagram.com/p/sBe_ORATlU/ – 07:02 AM GMT
interesting reflection on Seattle policing and Ferguson: medium.com/@GuarneroRicar… – 06:28 PM GMT
@telemetrist dang it! OK. Hope to see you Monday. – 06:29 PM GMT
.@blakebabies OK, I’m in. Looking forward to what ensues. – 06:34 PM GMT
@mighty_flynn they have a slightly newer variation with frogfoot sox too. I got the frog model when there, though. aquasox.milbstore.com/store_contents… – 06:41 PM GMT
@mighty_flynn and OH YEAH my buddy was wearing his birmingham biscuits tee and there was a man wearing a biscuits cap in the shop too. – 06:42 PM GMT

The late afternoon sun today is finally sweet warm skin candy instead of an oppressive blistering terrist – 12:10 AM GMT
@joshmillard hey hey HEY people pee in them things! – 12:11 AM GMT
@gjcharlet . – 11:08 AM GMT
@imontheradio didn’t you do a story on some terrible trolls or something once? is it them? – 03:55 PM GMT
@telemetrist this reminds me i have tix for monday and wednesday. pick one? – 03:56 PM GMT
@ftrain WE GOT IT – 09:25 PM GMT

@deathmtn youtu.be/ku4hZcq1B0Q – 02:01 AM GMT
Years late, reading Reynolds’ “Revelation Space.” Constantly irritated by poor word choices. The man could have benefited from an editor. – 06:48 AM GMT
“The gatehouses were surmounted by sculptural Amarantin heads, in a not-quite-realistic style reminiscent of Yucatan art.” – 06:56 AM GMT
Presumably “Yucatan art” is intended as equivalent to “Mayan art,” but that is not what was written. “Yucatec art,” I think, might be best. – 06:58 AM GMT
I’ll just do this a couple more times when I hit a burr like that in order to be sure I’m not imagining it. – 06:59 AM GMT
“The blow was relatively soft … but, gashing into her side, it was still sufficient to send her sprawling into the grass.” – 07:17 AM GMT
Delivering the blow is a large bamboo flute, and we are told the blow was pulled. “Gashing” needs a blade. “Bashing” is the right word here. – 07:19 AM GMT
i maybe have… a cold? – 02:58 PM GMT
@whybark inorite – 11:30 PM GMT
RT: @npratc: Tonight we have LIVE COVERAGE of the British burning of Washington, D.C. (200 years late) n.pr/1wevfd6 pic.twitter.com/TJmiyWGN3d – 11:37 PM GMT
definitely overly entertained by this ATC stunt – 11:44 PM GMT
RT: @surlygourmand: Ice Bucket Challenge. pic.twitter.com/o60lHPFtaH – 11:45 PM GMT

RT: @alan_maguire: Imma let you finish but *ice bucket*Fav for Kanye RT for Taylor Swift – 05:59 AM GMT
@ftrain froke, excellect. – 05:38 PM GMT
@levarburton thus, hammerpants – 05:52 PM GMT

RT: @wonderchicken: “Busload Of Faith” by @LouReed is my new jam. Listen: t.thisismyjam.com/wonderchicken/… – 01:48 AM GMT
@brownpau oh man, the late-period Poirot is so good. Suchet was clearly all, “oh, yeah?” at Jeremy Brett. – 01:53 AM GMT
RT: @macklemore: Full circle. #thriftshop #bobblehead. instagram.com/p/r298e6wKwZ/ – 01:56 AM GMT
@lorenacupcake right on. you’re a heroine! hero. um – 01:58 AM GMT
@lorenacupcake but you are. totally grateful for you being there, IRL, and here, digitally. hugs and whatnot. – 01:59 AM GMT