@arthurwyatt mmmmwahhh smooch smooch smooch – 12:47 AM GMT
@arthurwyatt *air kisses* – 12:52 AM GMT
People wearing Dodgers gear as a passive aggressive way to root for the M’s. – 01:15 AM GMT
@HowlTweeter @ezrakilty fuck yes! – 06:18 AM GMT
@DanEngler ring ring ring ring ring – 06:18 AM GMT
RT: @mathowie: I should have made a t-shirt of this pic.twitter.com/v81sMFQ8fT – 06:19 AM GMT
@DanEngler wat – 06:21 AM GMT
RT: @TNT_Mariners: Royals and A’s win. So postseason math is simple for #Mariners: Win 3 v Angels, have A’s lose 2 at Texas for Monday play-in v A’s at Safeco. – 06:22 AM GMT
@ezrakilty i loved the book, dead horses and all. but Mariners! so maybe not this time. Missing “Angels,” again, 20 years later, too. Fuck. – 06:24 AM GMT
@DanEngler um – 06:41 AM GMT
@DanEngler we can review this at the bases ball game tomorrow if you are interested – 06:42 AM GMT
have you ever noticed that steve martin and patrick stewart look like they could be brothers? – 06:45 AM GMT
RT: @Patrick_Macias: pic.twitter.com/zl3rtVLYbo – 07:49 AM GMT
you know what’s fucking great? @howltweeter is fucking great. that’s what’s fucking great. i should pipe it directly to my facebook status. – 08:03 AM GMT
highly dissapoint five mins of googlesift dint gimma simple way to do that. highly dissapoint. – 08:07 AM GMT
@theBees @HowlTweeter ha, nice. Uncle Allen, social media professional and consultant. – 07:12 PM GMT

@ColburnScott Ausum, dood! – 01:07 AM GMT
@DanEngler Canon error; clearly it should have been the Jets. – 01:09 AM GMT
RT: @dansinker: So Apple borked their livestream, crashed their webstore, hammered servers on OS8 update, and killed cell on 8.0.1. PLEAZE HERE’S MY DATA. – 01:11 AM GMT
@LeavittAlone oooh, imma rummage a bit here. quickcam 100 selfie someplace. absurd handlebar moustache. manaiacal grin. – 01:13 AM GMT
RT: @fantagraphics: Yesssss RT @EdPiskor: Library of Alexandria. pic.twitter.com/NvEH82pfTL – 01:15 AM GMT
@ardaniel @hell0jed Yeah, Rango is *great*. – 01:17 AM GMT

Viv and I are watching How to Train Your Dragon 2 and I must say, I am speechless with admiration. So incredibly beautiful to look at. – 02:45 AM GMT
Fantastic. I had no idea, had heard nothing about the film never saw the first film, and am entirely unfamiliar with the source material. – 03:45 AM GMT
Easily the best animated DreamWorks film of all time. Stunning. – 03:46 AM GMT
Only regrettable note is the character design of the bad guy: he’s dark-complected, with a broad nose, and black dreds. A Southron, sorta. – 03:48 AM GMT
@arthurwyatt if you don’t spec a script where a Judge has to deal with that on the way to work, imma be smdh – 03:54 AM GMT
RT: @johnpstrohm: “@JasonIsbell: Attn: @johnpstrohm. RT @jtkantor: Lemonheads went over surprisingly well at last night’s game. pic.twitter.com/HUi0kd20sb” Rad – 06:59 PM GMT

RT: @thebluebirdbar: 15c beer – 03:55 PM GMT

@gjcharlet two gigs a day? hellz naw. – 12:14 AM GMT
Hey tweeps – I need a compact mac BT kbd, similar to the A1314. However I would like two add’l features: backlit and pointy device onboard. – 08:43 PM GMT
this lacks only the pointing device: amazon.com/gp/product/B00… – 08:44 PM GMT
I have this, but it lasks backlight and does not have dual side cmd-set keys. newegg.com/Product/Produc… – 08:48 PM GMT
*lacks – 08:49 PM GMT
RT: @whybark: A good user experience is forcing your users to listen to “(I just) died in your arms tonight”. No play/pause/stop controls. Just romance. – 08:52 PM GMT
.@egreco @wacom any change here? I’m in the same boat, it seems. fuckity fuck. have a huge project I need to complete yesterday. – 10:13 PM GMT
@egreco @wacom resolution: uninstall drivers using Wacom Tablet Utility located in Applications / Wacom Tablet, reinstall drivers, reboot – 11:02 PM GMT

@zipties for me that’s not as eyepopping, due to Sid’s original film performance in which he literally empties a pistol into the audience. – 12:12 AM GMT
@zipties granted it’s fictional, but the message is unmistakable. and evidently wholly recuperable. – 12:13 AM GMT
@zipties lemme see if i can find it. lydon controls the film/audio rights and licenses partly to help family, so maybe someone someone’s ill – 12:15 AM GMT
@zipties youtube.com/watch?v=aLYblR… // dir. Julien Temple. Shot on loc at Paris Opera House, iirc. – 12:16 AM GMT
@zipties go to 3:52, let it play out – 12:17 AM GMT
@imontheradio lol – 12:22 AM GMT
@praguepainter did you ever dig rudi pozzatti’s stuff? – 12:24 AM GMT
@gjcharlet oh for johns sake – 01:42 AM GMT
@praguepainter he was either sculpture or printmaking prof at IU, his kids went to school with me. maybe retired by the time we were there. – 01:23 PM GMT
@Molly23 @ardaniel set clear production quotas. If you are a writer, X words before noon, for example. – 04:11 PM GMT

took a leak in a 500k+ Capitol Hill town home this evening. Amazed that the bathroom was smaller than the one in this place. – 09:02 AM GMT
RT: @anildash: “From the very beginning, Uber attracted drivers with a bait-and-switch.” jacobinmag.com/2014/09/agains… Just wait until self-driving @Uber cars. – 07:13 PM GMT
Sid’s “My Way” as a car ad. Holy shit. epater le bourgeoisie, c’est impossible. – 11:04 PM GMT

@DanEngler there ya go. write your own book. – 12:08 AM GMT
@mubay hello professor! – 03:29 AM GMT
@mubay ah nostalgia. i was always puzzled by the name. was there a 100? why did it look like a binocular that was missing a lens? – 03:40 AM GMT
In essence, Wonder Woman is literally Margaret Sanger’s cousin. Kick ass. nyr.kr/1uJ0jx2 – 06:24 AM GMT

i have a huge gig happening, thousands of pics to process. happily i have my office setup such that i can do the work lying down. – 01:49 AM GMT
@mubay “having a stroke” mmmhmmm – 01:54 AM GMT
RT: @spacearcheology: Waiting for the Summerisle results to come in but the returning officer seems to have disappeared without a trace. #indyref – 04:03 AM GMT
RT: @BernardKeane: @JohnRossBowie @rfidler Doesn’t Lord Summerisle have the single vote there? – 04:03 AM GMT
RT: @CarluccioB: Summerisle declaration expected shortly. Nice video here spotlights life on Summerisle. #ScotlandDecides youtube.com/watch?v=LzCSSv… – 04:03 AM GMT
RT: @shanefolan: This just in. Summerisle has voted 98% no #indyref – 04:04 AM GMT
RT: @Quickieleaks: Britain First and EDL supporters remind me of villagers in the film “The Wicker Man” but who is Lord Summerisle? – 04:05 AM GMT
@manwhoyells Not! i have not upgraded. plus my 4 is just a 4, think it fell off the supported devices list. – 02:34 PM GMT
Nice Minutemen thing: adioslounge.com/i-stand-for-la… – 03:01 PM GMT
@DanEngler ooh, there is. lemme find it. – 11:00 PM GMT
@DanEngler i was csrtain I had seen a german word that expressed this. but chooglin’ google produces aught. – 11:15 PM GMT
@DanEngler a discussion precisely to your point: linguaphiles.livejournal.com/3935719.html – 11:15 PM GMT
@DanEngler i therefore proclaim the word to be, as of this date and for all time forward, “fauxstalgia.” – 11:16 PM GMT
@elizarde @gjcharlet The man in the yellow hat is looking for a monkey, as i understand it. – 11:18 PM GMT
ah the delights of an entire workday crumbling to dust under the onslaught of a failed boot drive – 11:20 PM GMT
@DanEngler there’s a fine epistemological point there, but fair enough. cornstalgia? too specific. – 11:24 PM GMT

@johnmcquaid @brownpau “my helmet, my kindom for” WHACK – 01:18 AM GMT
@brownpau stay strong! – 01:19 AM GMT
RT: @DanEngler: “My parents hit me and *I* turned out just fine,” says someone who finds it acceptable to physically assault a defenseless child. – 01:23 AM GMT
@pedantrix @deathmtn ORTOLAN FOR THE ASSEMBLED VIEWERS – 01:28 AM GMT
@brownpau can’t remember what drive me to it. i bitched (here) for months. Try that, it’s totally fun! – 01:30 AM GMT
Fuck you, Apple. Never again will i keep a multipoint doc in your cruddy cloud. macworld.co.uk/how-to/mac-sof… – 05:23 PM GMT
“If you upgrade, you won’t be able to access spreadsheets in iCloud from devices with iOS 7 or OS X Mavericks.” Seriously, fuck you. – 05:25 PM GMT
And just so you don’t feel left out, Google, fuck you too for repurposing docs.google.com and enforcing an extra click. Genius. – 05:27 PM GMT
@mubay I thought maybe you were having a stroke – 09:25 PM GMT
@sumit quote the inspector’s speech and nod knowingly – 09:34 PM GMT
@mubay I apologize for the ribald slang – 10:15 PM GMT