@LeavittAlone @intelligencer confused, visualizing monorail from jamestowne to wburg to dc. then OHHH – 01:46 AM GMT
@whybark i checked. not in my itunes. – 01:47 AM GMT
@LeavittAlone taskrabbit redux? what was that thing called? oh yeah! “MY LACKEY” oh god eww – 01:49 AM GMT
@poupou banjo time! – 01:51 AM GMT
@poupou DON’T LET THE FREEZE WIN – 01:51 AM GMT
@gjcharlet there’s your mug design right there. just add the hourglass. – 02:44 AM GMT
@poupou no, more some sort of indie friendship ditty about riding fixies in the park and shit – 04:05 AM GMT
@DanEngler take heart! i got me one them hobo monitors – 06:52 AM GMT
@DanEngler are you still lying in that puddle of water? – 02:57 PM GMT
@pjern sorry for your loss, phil – 03:04 PM GMT

@krabyhw @whybark yum – 12:40 AM GMT

@krabyhw @whybark my pops isn’t, though. :(. what kinda vino is that you’re working on? – 05:06 AM GMT

@hell0jed kick ass – 06:56 AM GMT
@kystokes The folks at The Stranger were onto this asshole from day one, no exaggeration. – 07:00 AM GMT
@angieadoptee what’s #NPRgate? – 07:09 AM GMT
@angieadoptee oh, now I remember that. Didn’t know it had a hashtag. – 07:12 AM GMT
@whybark right on. my dad made wine for fifty years. we should get them the hookup. – 07:14 AM GMT

No updates for this day.

@mathowie @joshmillard @gjcharlet i think we now have the definitive answer to what is wrong with him now, so it is kind of a relief – 12:11 AM GMT
@mathowie @joshmillard @gjcharlet although it does open up some interesting banjo possibilities – 12:12 AM GMT
@mighty_flynn goddamn right – 12:12 AM GMT

i have been a monogamous romantic life partner to my wife for more than twenty years now. huh, although the anniversary’s in July. – 06:44 AM GMT
perhaps it’s our mutual inability to understand one another. – 06:45 AM GMT
RT: @MrT: 13 years ago today America was attacked. But We Fought Back! ‘Cause that’s what We Do! ‘Til The Last Man Standing! – 06:47 AM GMT
please note Mr. T encompasses and exceeds irony as needed on the part of the media consumer with no performer volition or involvement – 06:48 AM GMT
RT: @surlygourmand: Fuck you Apple, why don’t you give me the new Suicide Silence album for free. – 06:50 AM GMT
RT: @jkonrath: If I was a baseball player, my walkup music would be “Do You Really Want To Hurt Me” by Boy George – 06:54 AM GMT
@lakefxdan last july – 03:16 PM GMT

i just had the STRANGEST story pop up on my spot watch – 04:58 AM GMT
RT: @BitterOldPunk: I’ve decided that never going anywhere or doing anything or speaking to anyone is a sound life strategy – 05:04 AM GMT
RT: @brownpau: Late etymological realization: Tagalog word for ghost, “multo,” is derived from Spanish “muerto.” Can’t believe I only just noticed this. – 05:22 AM GMT
have a long story about watches involving alcoholics, street people, hominid dominance assertion, and jewelry, but twitter’s not getting it. – 05:29 AM GMT
some of you will have heard it. – 05:29 AM GMT
@mubay working late? – 05:32 AM GMT

RT: @anildash: Ideally, tomorrow’s presentation will be Apple spending 2.5 hours talking about an incremental bump in processor speed on the Mac Mini. – 01:02 AM GMT
@ericweddle sorry to hear it, Eric! – 01:04 AM GMT
RT: @naxuu: @naxuu why are people fav’ing and RT’ing this, even i’m not sure what it means – 01:08 AM GMT
RT: @DanEngler: You know what I don’t miss? Wearing a watch. – 05:04 AM GMT
oh for god’s sake. HENRY KISSINGER? He’s a WAR CRIMINAL! Why are you propping up his bloviating yap? – 04:13 PM GMT
@kystokes vandals – 04:15 PM GMT
@esinclai apparently he’s up to something. Hillary did some kind of media event with him last week. Fills me with rage. Chile is his fault. – 04:17 PM GMT
@esinclai at least the host is now asking him about the Church commission, with polite deference. – 04:18 PM GMT
@esinclai he just told the host that it was inappropriate of him to question the actions of “serious people” forty years ago. Fuck you Henry – 04:20 PM GMT

@mubay @ftrain odd – 04:42 AM GMT