oh btw here’s a terror alert to distract you from the streets – 12:40 AM GMT
@mubay just in general, but i have heard several news references. “Concerns,” new travel PITA, botched rescue. You know already. – 01:40 AM GMT
Twenty thousand words (or whatever) on Vine (et al). Now *that* is high concept. nyr.kr/​1ygCFfg – 08:35 AM GMT
“He had reached a Francis Ford Coppola-style inflection point beyond which only mannerism could follow.” oh man – 09:09 AM GMT
attn @mubay twitter.com/​Victor_Lucas/​s… (free highly rated hex game) – 04:52 PM GMT
is *anyone* surprised to learn that the motherfuckers are made of lies? i mean, torture is *evil*. it *requires* poor morality. – 05:10 PM GMT
@ElSaborAsiatico only one guy can make that dream come true – 06:09 PM GMT
@ElSaborAsiatico man what a letdown, it’s like he’s forgotten you – 06:15 PM GMT
@ElSaborAsiatico 30 second na brah u want six sec for vine yo – 06:24 PM GMT
@ElSaborAsiatico i mean the new yorker is all over that, it’s what’s up – 06:25 PM GMT
@ElSaborAsiatico plus you can use like, one chord ro score the whole thing, no sync royalties – 06:26 PM GMT
@ElSaborAsiatico up top /holds hand above head – 06:27 PM GMT
@ElSaborAsiatico awwwww – 06:28 PM GMT
RT: @ArielleQ4: Comic Sans tho? “@USATODAY: LeBron James expresses social conscience with #ICantBreathe shirt usat.ly/​1D2Y3sw pic.twitter.com/​t1Ox8vz8qy – 06:46 PM GMT
RT: @twittels: Wouldn’t have gone comic sans on this one “@NBCSports: LeBron James wears “I Can’t Breathe”: tw.nbcsports.com/​EGv pic.twitter.com/​qDau5zaqfd” – 06:46 PM GMT
RT: @_mariocarrillo_: Love the statement by @KingJames and other NBA players, but is that comic sans? huffingtonpost.com/​2014/​12/​08/​leb… pic.twitter.com/​ncorZdKdH8 – 06:46 PM GMT
RT: @rickycervantes: “@SI_Wire: LeBron James wore ‘I Can’t Breathe’ shirts before the game on.si.com/​1AXmGlE pic.twitter.com/​E9487qtBjv” COMIC SANS THO – 06:46 PM GMT
RT: @andre__dina: muito bom o protesto do Lebron James usando a camisa com as ultimas palavras do cara que morreu lá… mas precisava sem em Comic Sans? – 06:46 PM GMT
@alan_maguire Clay Tablet here – 07:10 PM GMT
@alan_maguire which is a legit awesome nom de quoi – 07:10 PM GMT
@gjcharlet betcha dollar it roughly equals population distro. it’s your own poisson plot! – 08:14 PM GMT
Still have a few of these, DM addy if you want an Osirismas card pic.twitter.com/​r349PajKQf – 11:04 PM GMT

@clarissawam over twenty years ago over the pit that became the new Seattle federal building, they did this all summer at sunset. Amazing. – 12:08 AM GMT
@clarissawam I would just sit down and watch until the sun was gone, then walk on home. – 12:08 AM GMT
Why is there a LOTR or Hobbit looking dwarf figurine on the Philly sideline heater? – 12:37 AM GMT
@middleclasstool @joshmillard whyyyyyy – 01:48 AM GMT
@DanEngler @JoeNoPhoto that was Hagrid? Kids today. – 01:50 AM GMT
RT: @matildarrr: required reading pic.twitter.com/​1DUzmYh5Qx – 01:51 AM GMT
@joshmillard cortex rift – 01:52 AM GMT
@anildash prince tour – 01:53 AM GMT
@anildash prince on twitter – 01:53 AM GMT
@anildash prince record – 01:53 AM GMT
@anildash <3 – 01:54 AM GMT
@anildash art guested me in his dredd comic, that was cool. we got a dog. you made some jokes on twitter. Too Many Cooks. – 01:57 AM GMT
@anildash @TonyaMosley made this amaaaaazing radio series on being black in Seattle – 01:58 AM GMT
Orci’s out? Fucking great news. – 02:56 AM GMT
@middleclasstool yep. amusing attempt at FB meme scrolled by touting Frakes as new helmer, which, uh I guess is an improvement but – 05:16 AM GMT
roast chicken tonight was super yum – 05:22 AM GMT
@editor_b totemic representation of the seasonal harvest cycle, known as Osiris Claus. Note shepherd’s crooks wound with bloody mummy wrap. – 07:50 PM GMT
@gjcharlet wubbout QR codes? – 07:52 PM GMT
@gjcharlet oh i know – 08:36 PM GMT
@sumit this week, news of soil subsidence around the site of our catastrophically stuck tunnel boring machine. those with eyes to see, will. – 10:51 PM GMT
@sumit ask not for whom the wyrm turns and further mangled citations – 11:50 PM GMT
@arthurwyatt @LeavittAlone @desjardins the karaoke alone – 11:50 PM GMT
@arthurwyatt @LeavittAlone @desjardins so basically a monday night in foggy ole foggy. took months to get the chartpak tape out your hair. – 11:53 PM GMT
@arthurwyatt @LeavittAlone @desjardins economy of abundance! – 11:54 PM GMT

round one Xmas cards ready to go – 12:59 AM GMT
@praguepainter last night especially – 05:11 PM GMT
@praguepainter which is right now – 05:13 PM GMT
@praguepainter lol, no i mean literally for me. we went out to a bar last night and I am feeeelin it this morning – 05:16 PM GMT
@praguepainter the wonders of our age – 05:18 PM GMT
@praguepainter i sincerely hope mine wraps it up prior to that time here – 05:23 PM GMT
RT: @DanEngler: Tune into @AnimalPlanet tonight at 9PM EST (8PM CST) to catch the premiere of my new zookeeper detective series, SHIT SHERLOCK! – 06:17 PM GMT
hoo boy. viv bustin out the video from last night. amazing i didn’t karaoke – 07:23 PM GMT

@theBees WHAERE IS @theBees – 12:03 AM GMT
@gjcharlet pic.twitter.com/​OLvGBePz6o – 12:05 AM GMT
@gjcharlet LOl, saw the avatar bfo the reply. made a hash of the chiaroscuro, mi dispiace – 06:40 AM GMT
@gnfti @gjcharlet well, brought home anyway – 06:41 AM GMT
@ZaidJilani @madamjujujive exactly right. I live in a lower middle-class area of Seattle stressed by nuisance crime, and … – 06:50 AM GMT
@ZaidJilani @madamjujujive …when my neighbors call the cops about a car toss, house breakin, or the (white) meth dealer down the street… – 06:51 AM GMT
@ZaidJilani @madamjujujive …we get no response or excuses amounting to “we can’t beat them up anymore, there’s nothing to be done” … – 06:53 AM GMT
@ZaidJilani @madamjujujive … the local perception is that we have been cut loose, and there is general reluctance to engage with the cops. – 06:54 AM GMT
@ZaidJilani @madamjujujive Perfectly par for the course in minority America for the last 70 years, but somewhat new in pale, pale Seattle. – 06:55 AM GMT
@ZaidJilani @madamjujujive withdrawal of municipal services in combo w/ naked displays of murderous structural racism founded on class. – 06:57 AM GMT
@ZaidJilani @madamjujujive Taibbi is as always hyperbolic but at the same time prophetic. Buckle up. Change is gonna come. – 06:58 AM GMT
@misskeli Indiana boys. – 07:04 AM GMT
@theBees now look here not only has it been years since I had k I never discuss it in the intarwebs – 07:07 AM GMT
RT: @AriTruscan: 2093: slate closes down. people argue whether its pro-shutting the poor out of the domes stance made it conservative or really more centrist – 07:10 AM GMT
@DanEngler pic.twitter.com/​vwogWJLVER – 07:33 AM GMT
@AriTruscan The Replacements: adherents of Schopenhauer. Apparently. Or maybe that’s just Minnesotans. – 05:51 PM GMT
.@nprnews @BoringPostcards TIL that Howard Hesseman had been an actual DJ before playing Dr. Fever. – 08:26 PM GMT
@keithpille better bring a gopro – 08:28 PM GMT
Dear Seattle: Lexmark Genesis 10MP camera-based AIO doc scanner at Lake City Value Village, $15, there an hour ago. engadget.com/​2010/​10/​15/​lex… – 11:37 PM GMT
@gjcharlet BUT THE HAUNTED ARMOR – 11:38 PM GMT
@gjcharlet /shakes bullets outen boot – 11:39 PM GMT

@maxsparber this gubmint or the queen’s? – 12:26 AM GMT
@maxsparber that guy was a legendary welterweight – 12:26 AM GMT
@emilypostpunk claude! – 08:42 AM GMT
@emilypostpunk trivia: robert lopez, El Vez, was in catholic discipline. Think he’s in the movie, i forget. – 08:44 AM GMT
RT: @AdamBertocci: I have (finally) identified the “Too Many Cooks” credits font.It is Plantagenet. Repeat, Plantagenet. – 05:22 PM GMT
@ezrakilty “he petted his laptop” – 07:38 PM GMT
@whybark in the past, i have kilt laptops via martini – 07:39 PM GMT
RT: @kystokes: Oh. Yeah. That’s not terrifying: Alaskan Way Viaduct, soil sinking near stranded @BerthaDigsSR99: bit.ly/​1s2Yysl by @MikeLindblom – 11:22 PM GMT

Viv is full on cage gogo dancing to the Space: 1999 theme tonight – 02:34 AM GMT
@mubay yo twitter.com/​madamjujujive/​… – 03:28 AM GMT
RT: @paulconstant: YOU THINK? MT @seattletimes Mass protests signal some part of the population isn’t being heard through usual channels seati.ms/​12oj4ge – 07:06 AM GMT
goddamn boat – 12:05 PM GMT
@arthurwyatt noir – 05:33 PM GMT
@imontheradio @serial i certainly hope you mispronounced it at least once – 05:40 PM GMT

@lorenacupcake: I posted an update to your Dave’s thread. I love the bread, love the post, but Dave has a hard row to hoe coming up. – 12:46 AM GMT
@lorenacupcake i think it’s awesome you found out about Dave and felt motivated to post. i fully dig. his bread is good, as are your words. – 12:47 AM GMT
@lorenacupcake i know, querida. us too. – 01:01 AM GMT
MOONBASE ALPHA RED ALERT: IAN MCSHANE SPOTTED IN EPISODE TWO, REPEAT, IAN MCSHANE SPOTTED ON MOONBASE ALPHA – 02:02 AM GMT
how did he get from the deorbited moon to deadwood? A MYSTERY – 02:04 AM GMT
HE HAS A BIG GOLD ZIPPER DOWN ONE SLEEVE – 02:16 AM GMT
LIKE HUGE – 02:16 AM GMT
@BlackRapid I got married in the Chinese Room in 1998! – 02:31 AM GMT
postulate: Space: 1999 is the best Star Trek. It is muffaleta dark. – 02:36 AM GMT
@BlackRapid & NYT, check it: nytimes.com/​2010/​10/​21/​gar… // been a while, hit ’em up – 02:38 AM GMT
@arthurwyatt I’m hazarding Space: 1999 maybe a bit before your time? I think we’ve co-nerded on the toys prev – 02:43 AM GMT
you know, the show can be read as straightup cryptomarxism – 03:07 AM GMT
CAUGHT IN THE GRIP OF A DOOMED ECONOMIC SYSTEM THEY MISTAKE FOR GRAVITY, THE CREW OF MOONBASE ALPHA DEPART HUMAN SOCIETY FOREVER – 03:08 AM GMT
@arthurwyatt and some German/Belgian/wossat chap, like prominent designer credit – 03:10 AM GMT
@arthurwyatt shot concepts by Stanley Kubrick et al – 04:00 AM GMT
@naxuu decline and fall or no new york, depending on how you define noise. unless i got that james white record before no new york, unlikely – 04:12 AM GMT
@naxuu decline, Germs: youtube.com/​watch?v=TTTj-2… – 04:13 AM GMT
@naxuu no new york, contortions: youtube.com/​watch?v=HoSLo9… (james white / chance) – 04:14 AM GMT
@naxuu later when i heard trane and ayler i was like, uh, did i hear this when I was a kid? NO – 04:15 AM GMT
@naxuu but there was a bunch of amazing shit in the 80s, totally congruent with HC. Shared musicians, records. JFA was 2/3 Sun City Girls. – 04:18 AM GMT
@naxuu @robertloerzel @cinchel ooh, good one – 04:19 AM GMT
@mwhybark @naxuu no “and fall,” dummy – 04:22 AM GMT
@AndOtherness @naxuu dig it gates youtu.be/​SwelF_sHoL4 – 04:29 AM GMT
@Specklet they call it that because now you go build things – 04:33 AM GMT
tiny cat rams headbone into my schnozz, purring violently. she seeks to create a picture of the future in my mind, where i travel nevermore – 04:37 AM GMT
@naxuu @phirephoenix incorrect – 05:35 AM GMT
@naxuu @phirephoenix no bigs – 05:35 AM GMT
@brundlefly @misskeli i keep misbraining this as 100 brains stolen from UT-A clock tower by sniper – 05:38 AM GMT
@mugubrainpan the appropriate response is to go sing one – 07:47 AM GMT
@JoeTheDough your Dad in 1975 will be SO SURPRISED – 05:08 PM GMT
@johnmoe what do those nickel creek kids HAVE on the guy? – 05:10 PM GMT
RT: @JoeTheDough: What idiot called it a “police body camera” instead of a Po-Po Go-Pro? – 05:13 PM GMT

@praguepainter weirdly i never looked like that – 12:09 AM GMT
My surfer nephew just shared this with me. Rad. earth.nullschool.net – 04:12 AM GMT
@dansinker holla – 07:06 AM GMT
@praguepainter hold the king in your mind – 07:08 AM GMT
RT: @michaelhoffman: .@TheMarySue on the Millennium Falcon’s new satellite dish themarysue.tumblr.com/​post/​104101039… via @laurastephen – 02:45 PM GMT
@poupou the visit will await another trip. i’m all hand-clappy about it – 10:59 PM GMT
@surlygourmand stumbled into an FB thread where some choice specimens were holding forth on how Snopes is a commie front operation – 11:12 PM GMT
@whybark clap clap – 11:16 PM GMT

RT: @ftrain: I mean, $150, that’s like one hour of Javascript (i.e. running npm). Or five 10,000-word essays for national magazines. – 03:40 AM GMT
SEATTLE FIX YOUR DAG BLAG THERMAL MEASURMINTS – 03:46 AM GMT
RT: @frankrogan: Here’s a scary story. It’s called Cyber Monday because waaaay back in 1996, you didn’t have broadband at home, so…* runs away screaming – 04:46 AM GMT
@sumit @esinclai /gazes blankly at screen, fiddles with 35-year-old “Maldoror” tape – 06:16 PM GMT
@sumit @esinclai that’s one way of understanding this, for sure: what-happened-to-awk.weebly.com/​steev-mike–an… – 06:23 PM GMT
@sumit @esinclai and play bass with whom thou wilt shall be the whole of the law – 06:23 PM GMT
RT: @HowlTweeter: where we hug and kiss the United States under our bedsheets the United States that coughs all night and won’t let us sleep – 06:25 PM GMT
this man’s son now “refuses to visit the neighborhood library, just one block away, unless accompanied.” washingtonpost.com/​posteverything… – 06:41 PM GMT
@gjcharlet one hopes there’s a giant clock at the entrance to one or the other – 06:43 PM GMT
@keithpille @gjcharlet faved so hard – 06:45 PM GMT
been following @HowlTweeter for a few months. it’s awesome. the poem loops every few days. the effect is just below the level of earworm. – 06:52 PM GMT
i find reflective effects similar to contemplative reading of a poem, partially reliant on pareidolia, much like pulling a random tarot card – 06:55 PM GMT
this leads me to believe that other poem bots, consumed on a long-term basis, may provide similar benefits. multiple congruent ones? hmmm – 06:58 PM GMT
.@theBees my understanding: stems from the early nineties meaning of “cyber”. Performing the practice while at work lent an air of jollity. – 08:17 PM GMT
.@theBees holding this understanding provides current use with air of jollity to me. – 08:18 PM GMT
At upscale Mexican restaurant, seated by a table of loud and prosperous seniors. – 08:53 PM GMT
They’ve spent the last ten minutes talking about how federal changes in senior health insurance are so great. – 08:54 PM GMT
Then they switch topics to how terrible the immigration situation is. In front of the staff. Good God. These folks vote. – 08:55 PM GMT
.@theBees Monday… Khyber? Seeber? /MailKimp voice – 08:59 PM GMT
Now they’ve moved on to the role of ISIS in fulfilling the Book of Revelations. – 09:18 PM GMT
.@noahi @theBees it was cybering, the way I retcon it. – 09:19 PM GMT
@jakebeckman @abeaujon @misskeli can’t wait for the Christopher Nolan movie adaptation of BAAAAARRROOOOOOMM – 09:22 PM GMT
@naxuu I also assume you have the most extreme tintin updo ever – 11:40 PM GMT
@naxuu so epic – 11:42 PM GMT

RT: @LeVostreGC: A wondirful gifte booke for thys yeare: kirkusreviews.com/​book-reviews/​p… – 04:05 AM GMT
@LeVostreGC pretty sure this tweet’s been excitedly anticipated by at least one person whose last name starts with S – 04:06 AM GMT
@Cabbage_Babble long story short: Nike. – 04:07 AM GMT
@bradleystein thus, arm the police heavily – 05:14 AM GMT
@bradleystein i’m a little frustrated with the lack of national analysis of it from that perspective, but hey, US press. – 05:20 AM GMT
@bradleystein even if it’s never appeared in a policy analysis as a planning goal, it sure does coincide with accelerating income disparity – 05:22 AM GMT
hey @laurenbeukes twitter.com/​ElliottBayBook… – 07:28 AM GMT
Andrew W. K. has been in Current 93. I need a bit to process that. – 08:20 AM GMT
@sumit @esinclai en.m.wikipedia.org/​wiki/​Andrew_W.K. page search “Current 93”. I guess next step would be verification offsite, could be a prank. – 05:18 PM GMT
@mubay sick buuuuuuurrrrn – 05:24 PM GMT
@joshmillard i believe canonically this has to be sung by Phil Collins, per Texas law – 05:42 PM GMT
RT: @Theremina: “Let’s not forget the reason for the season: two T-Rexes fighting over a watermelon.” ~@MildredVon #SaintPareidolia pic.twitter.com/​AzYm69KUZ1 – 05:45 PM GMT
@naxuu um, it is tangentially present in colloquial terms such as “development hell” so imma say the concept is extant – 10:11 PM GMT
@ardaniel @naxuu and both uses describe a condition of inaccessible stasis – 10:12 PM GMT
Drove by this on the freeway, provoking a lolwut from me. greendragontavernca.com/​Home – “stunning 22,000 sqft replica” oh hell yes we’re going – 10:52 PM GMT
I don’t really think it is but I would be so excited if it were like a cut rate 1776 theme park, with rides and costumed characters – 10:54 PM GMT
The Stamp Act rollercoaster – 10:55 PM GMT
The interminable Philadelphia summer sauna – 10:55 PM GMT
The drafting of the constitution house of mirrors – 10:56 PM GMT