Tweet Digest for Sunday, November 30, 2014 (GMT)

RT: @LeVostreGC: A wondirful gifte booke for thys yeare: kirkusreviews.com/​book-reviews/​p… – 04:05 AM GMT
@LeVostreGC pretty sure this tweet’s been excitedly anticipated by at least one person whose last name starts with S – 04:06 AM GMT
@Cabbage_Babble long story short: Nike. – 04:07 AM GMT
@bradleystein thus, arm the police heavily – 05:14 AM GMT
@bradleystein i’m a little frustrated with the lack of national analysis of it from that perspective, but hey, US press. – 05:20 AM GMT
@bradleystein even if it’s never appeared in a policy analysis as a planning goal, it sure does coincide with accelerating income disparity – 05:22 AM GMT
hey @laurenbeukes twitter.com/​ElliottBayBook… – 07:28 AM GMT
Andrew W. K. has been in Current 93. I need a bit to process that. – 08:20 AM GMT
@sumit @esinclai en.m.wikipedia.org/​wiki/​Andrew_W.K. page search “Current 93”. I guess next step would be verification offsite, could be a prank. – 05:18 PM GMT
@mubay sick buuuuuuurrrrn – 05:24 PM GMT
@joshmillard i believe canonically this has to be sung by Phil Collins, per Texas law – 05:42 PM GMT
RT: @Theremina: “Let’s not forget the reason for the season: two T-Rexes fighting over a watermelon.” ~@MildredVon #SaintPareidolia pic.twitter.com/​AzYm69KUZ1 – 05:45 PM GMT
@naxuu um, it is tangentially present in colloquial terms such as “development hell” so imma say the concept is extant – 10:11 PM GMT
@ardaniel @naxuu and both uses describe a condition of inaccessible stasis – 10:12 PM GMT
Drove by this on the freeway, provoking a lolwut from me. greendragontavernca.com/​Home – “stunning 22,000 sqft replica” oh hell yes we’re going – 10:52 PM GMT
I don’t really think it is but I would be so excited if it were like a cut rate 1776 theme park, with rides and costumed characters – 10:54 PM GMT
The Stamp Act rollercoaster – 10:55 PM GMT
The interminable Philadelphia summer sauna – 10:55 PM GMT
The drafting of the constitution house of mirrors – 10:56 PM GMT

Tweet Digest for Saturday, November 29, 2014 (GMT)

the all-shout time of Cuban familial loving expression can be challenging for persons from households that practice all-silence time – 04:49 AM GMT
@seattletimes @edinblack Dear ST twitter person: ‘mar’ is an inappropriate word for unwanted or unruly political speech. Thanks. – 07:56 AM GMT
@poupou @alexpalex aahhh – 08:37 AM GMT
@edinblack @seattletimes I dunno about “disrupt,” Ed. they delayed some busses, I believe, which fits direct usage in my opinion. – 09:31 AM GMT
@edinblack @seattletimes like if it was “protests disrupt tree lighting, transit” I think that’s straight enough. – 09:33 AM GMT
@edinblack @seattletimes but invert it – “protests disrupt lighting, mar transit services” – and the slant is more apparent. – 09:34 AM GMT

Tweet Digest for Friday, November 28, 2014 (GMT)

@poupou nooooooo – 09:21 AM GMT
RT: @sumit: Man in corner shop cheery as he simultaneously sells me a can and another bloke chocolate. “Busy today! Very busy. Black Friday, innit?” – 04:19 PM GMT
@gjcharlet that’s what Viv used for her Halloween getup! – 07:25 PM GMT
.@gjcharlet can’t recall if I posted this here or not: pic.twitter.com/3kvqVavDjQ – 07:32 PM GMT
Grotesquely obese man drives cart past. He holds a large Pepsi cup. Four Costco polish dogs protrude sans bun. He tilts cup to mouth, bites. – 08:23 PM GMT
@gjcharlet indeed, sir – 08:24 PM GMT
Weirdly, Costco is as empty as the airport was, relatively speaking. – 08:30 PM GMT
@ElSaborAsiatico @billbarol a do what now? – 08:52 PM GMT

Tweet Digest for Wednesday, November 26, 2014 (GMT)

@tclancy My punk rock compadre Yukki has been Bostonian for nigh on 30 years, I suspect he may want to drive up. – 05:49 AM GMT
so there i was readin my nooyawkuh when BAM my pilgrim pal and my bud’s pop. woah! (cough @johnpstrohm @LeVostreGC) pic.twitter.com/KAep5sMotq – 08:13 AM GMT
@esinclai @johnpstrohm @LeVostreGC @esinclai @johnpstrohm @LeVostreGC inorite? london urbscape book! yaaaay /grover arms cc @sumit – 12:46 PM GMT
ha! in-browser Lunar Lander, tablet-friendly! moonlander.seb.ly – 02:36 PM GMT
@johnpstrohm easy street from here on out! OTOH, if his pubs get it set as a standard textbook… (I saw @LeVostreGC allude to it a bit ago) – 02:38 PM GMT
@johnpstrohm bundling. you & @LeVostreGC here collab on all-Chaucerized covers LP. big appeal to AP HS English teachers, school boards. hit! – 02:59 PM GMT
Another Interstellar take at Vulture vulture.com/2014/11/inters… – 03:26 PM GMT
movie that evoked derisive laughter and SF nerd frustration from me during the screening, I sure am thinking about Interstellar a lot – 03:29 PM GMT
so maybe it’s better than I thought, despite the flaws (which, as noted, appeared to me structural, probably procedural, and technical) – 03:31 PM GMT
meh, that vice link is a mess. the writer doesn’t understand the actual words they are using. – 03:35 PM GMT
“The narrative emphasizes analog communication through binary pings, Morse code, and the second hand of a watch.” – 03:36 PM GMT
As if binary could be considered analog, or as if the encoded message is analog because the watch itself is analog. so, like, never mind. – 03:37 PM GMT
d’oh, not vice. vulture. i too m dum – 03:40 PM GMT
oh, this one’s better. no wonder i was annoyed – there’s plot holes in the plot holes! vulture.com/2014/11/21-thi… – 03:47 PM GMT
@esinclai no, but they do note how strange the directorial use of him is. they literally cite the moment when one asks, “wait, is that…” – 03:57 PM GMT
Wow, full-on video interstitial to access free airport wifi. I mean ok, what took you so long? But also yeesh. – 11:28 PM GMT
Also seventiestastic aor softrock soundtrack. Nothing, NOTHING, could be more Alaskan. – 11:30 PM GMT
Busiest travel day of the year pic.twitter.com/P8qT1EGvbn – 11:49 PM GMT

Tweet Digest for Tuesday, November 25, 2014 (GMT)

@zipties @poupou “beasts of the southern wild” amazon.com/Beasts-Souther… // like a bacigalupi story, but 100% indie. love it. – 01:29 AM GMT
@PeteCampbell_NY hey Pete, maybe stick to your own decade for now, huh? – 02:09 AM GMT
@PeteCampbell_NY well, granted. I’m still thinking Dawn might have more to tell me about this than you. – 04:08 AM GMT
F&SF FARMHOUSE TROPE UPDATE: Wizard of Oz. For god’s sake. – 09:22 AM GMT

Tweet Digest for Monday, November 24, 2014 (GMT)

both films (as well, as, for that matter, Oblivion, which is really to slight to consider) mistake motley for new cloth and, well, unravel – 10:11 AM GMT
the thing that really drove me nuts was the thoughtless inclusion of needless crap. “You were the best pilot we ever had, Cooper.” Come on. – 10:13 AM GMT
And why hit the Signs / Field of Dreams stuff so hard? You need the room and the relationship, sure. But an hour of setup? – 10:15 AM GMT
Anyway, overall I liked it. I still like Inception, fwiw, but hated “occupy gotham”. Hope Nolan learns to say no or hires a story editor. – 10:17 AM GMT
@praguepainter whoooo – 10:17 AM GMT
@tracicle i have not seen Lucy yet. I did see Her this year, which I thought was pretty darn good. – 04:54 PM GMT
@esinclai @macbikegeek ah, easy mistake. City of God is a clear predecessor to Children of Men. Nussbaum piece? – 04:55 PM GMT
@esinclai @macbikegeek ah, followed the thread up – 04:56 PM GMT
@ftrain kick-fucking-ass. – 05:20 PM GMT
RT: @ftrain: Vice asked last week if I could write some flash sci-fi about Uber. This was incredibly fun to do: motherboard.vice.com/read/one-day-i… – 05:20 PM GMT
Seriously, that Paul Ford story is super genius – 05:28 PM GMT
@DanEngler thankfully, film did not use the b-word and only once relied on a sexist feminine gender trope. the masculine one was pervasive. – 05:36 PM GMT
also, why include Signs / Field of Dreams homage at all? wevs – 05:37 PM GMT
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RESOLVED: a battered house in a cornfield shall now forever stand as a signifier of ghostly familial visitation. Straight cut-ins will do. – 05:42 PM GMT
@clarissawam @metpoliceuk you mean like where cops go undercover for years and make babies in their covert identity? – 07:21 PM GMT
@mathowie DULY NOTED so the plan is beignets next, right? – 08:01 PM GMT
@mathowie prolly they knew it was you and were like, “pancakes, yo” – 08:05 PM GMT
@poupou hmm. is that indicative of *liking* that section or *disliking* the space stuff? Do you reliably like the farmhouse / field setting? – 10:57 PM GMT
@poupou I mean I imagine you are responding to the film in front of you rather than the setting as a genre element, and that’s interesting – 10:58 PM GMT
.@poupou sort of Beasts of the Southern Wild or Looper, maybe? I can dig it. Ha! Looper! Another family farmhouse in SF/F! – 11:01 PM GMT
Ultimately we cannot blame M. Knight or Kevin Costner for the farmhouses. We must hold Bradbury ultimately responsible. – 11:02 PM GMT
No, seriously, it’s been a trope now since him. I bet if I peer hard enough into this 1948 television, I can find an ur-house. Lovecraft? – 11:04 PM GMT
@poupou oh yeah? rectify this immediately! “Beasts” is better than “Looper” but they are both pretty cool. Eco-dystopian futures. – 11:05 PM GMT
@poupou well, maybe Terminator, but you have to squint: rogue military AI as plot element. in story, Cooper has to also gravity-wizard it. – 11:06 PM GMT
@esinclai post Ray, imma say. Plus Ray wrote for Rod. – 11:07 PM GMT
@esinclai No farmhouses there, I think. water-harvesting ecotopias and planetary urbs. could be wrong, he wrote a lot. – 11:09 PM GMT
“A Wrinkle in Time,” for god’s sake: THEY EVEN CALL THE INFINITE BEDROOM LIBRARY A TESSERACT. Borges, too, obvs – 11:10 PM GMT
@DanEngler kindly old revenant grandma setting out the handwavium pies – 11:11 PM GMT
@surlygourmand CORN CASSEROLE and CORN ON THE COB mmmm – 11:11 PM GMT
@DanEngler settin on the mastaba pluckin the bullhead harp, swilling something not quite whiskey – 11:14 PM GMT
@poupou but should regain you at ‘starring J-G Levitt’ – 11:14 PM GMT
@surlygourmand heh, yes. although i should rewatch that more critically, as I kinda get skeptical now – 11:15 PM GMT
@surlygourmand i was thunderstruck by it technically and by its debt to Gene Wolfe (his Latro books introduce the amnesia mechanism) – 11:17 PM GMT
anyway. gotta leave the farmhouse to walk the dog. keep the fambly ghosts in line for me. – 11:18 PM GMT
@poupou literal broseff. BRO-SF HA HA HAcall the chipopo – 11:53 PM GMT

Tweet Digest for Sunday, November 23, 2014 (GMT)

@mathowie that whole side of the park, amazing – 02:05 AM GMT
yeeehaUUUGH did i put too much chipopo in that taco meat HAUUUUUUWWW – 04:52 AM GMT
@poupou AI YI YI it’s a four-unit moving violation! – 05:23 PM GMT
@cstross how is Bob anyway? i’m beginning to feel concerned for him. – 05:41 PM GMT
@LeVostreGC well, he is a lawyer – 05:56 PM GMT

Tweet Digest for Saturday, November 22, 2014 (GMT)

RT: @mubay: 20 seconds into the future flic.kr/p/6cWMD5 – 03:04 AM GMT
@mubay MAG NA NÓGTH – 03:12 AM GMT
@mubay sky def not color of dead channel – 03:12 AM GMT
@middleclasstool she must be pretty pee oh’d about that ‘basically’ – 03:14 AM GMT
@deathmtn oh, man. please tell me they have a reality show contract with like 24/7 lens dudes – 03:17 AM GMT
@tclancy mr clancy that is some twitter level advance rightcheer i thank you – 03:19 AM GMT
@gjcharlet in general i would think you would avoid unheated tomato-based food – 03:37 AM GMT
@arthurwyatt @deathmtn SCRIPT THEM ART – 03:39 AM GMT
@AriTruscan wait, France? can we just scale up for here, or do we have to add a powerup? – 03:41 AM GMT
@gjcharlet cold chef – 04:17 AM GMT
@gjcharlet but a very tangy sauce – 04:18 AM GMT
@AriTruscan …so …not here because …we’ve passed through that stage …meaning our suicide epidemic is past. Right? /squints doubtfully – 04:22 AM GMT
.@mcgee_gorgo plus i find it’s much harder to find podcasts available in cassette binders or 8-track – 06:02 AM GMT
@joshmillard yeeeaugh not on an ipad so dizzy – 06:11 AM GMT
@middleclasstool @tracicle so she went with Lex, then. – 04:48 PM GMT
@gjcharlet yeeooaugh – 04:58 PM GMT
“the northwest’s largest collection of vintage WORKING portable hairdryers” seattle.craigslist.org/see/cbd/475435… – 05:39 PM GMT
@misskeli @cmcmahon @arthurwyatt art can provide color commentary as a recent practitioner of performative IKEA tweets – 05:49 PM GMT

Tweet Digest for Friday, November 21, 2014 (GMT)

Apparent real black bearskin rug at Lake City Way Value Village this morning. Bemused by this. Did not get price, deets. Ugly sweater party? – 12:34 AM GMT
@arthurwyatt just now noticed yr badass avatar. looking forward to seeing it IRL someday. hm, my local ups store has a 3d printer… – 01:38 AM GMT
I posted about this on FB yesterday. Still worked up. AAAAHHHH pic.twitter.com/rBjtxRGehI – 02:35 AM GMT
@arthurwyatt tell sovfab to get on the stickny – 07:02 AM GMT
@sumit and it’s the One True* ship! I KISS YOU*well, 1701-D is too – 04:40 PM GMT
@Sherman_Alexie you are KILLING IT on the radio hoops fan. SING IT. – 06:46 PM GMT
@praguepainter dry and hard as a rock – 08:25 PM GMT
oh for the love of god both the dog and the cat are snoring. it’s very soothing and perhaps I should just – 08:32 PM GMT