Jason Webley Interview II Part Five

All week this week I’m running an enormous interview I conducted in May and October of 2003 with Jason Webley, who is playing his last show of the season at Town Hall in Seattle on November 1st. See you there!

I ran the first four parts of these transcripts in July, just ahead of the Monsters of Accordion shows, which I was unable to attend. They may be seen here, here, here, and here.

Part One of this batch is here, Part Two is here, Part Three is here, Part Four is here.

This is the first of two segments from the phone interview conducted in early October.

Part Five

JW: I just wanna say for the record that while we are speaking I’m using some pirated software from Russia. Russia’s a great place to go to buy pirated software.

MW: Can I get you to say “arrr” for the record Mr. Webley?

JW: Uh, what?

MW: [Laughs] So, again, you were in Russia this summer. How long were you there?

JW: 2 weeks.

MW: 2 weeks? Where all did you play at?

JW: Moscow, St. Petersburg, and Oblensk, the nuclear capitol of Russia

MW: Oblensk? can you spell that for me?

JW: Ah – beh – …

MW: [laughs] Oh man! Did you go to the Hermitage while you were in St. Petersburg?

JW: No. Oh, yes I did. I walked around it. I didn’t go in it.

MW: Does it cost a lot of money to go in these days?

JW: I don’t know, it looked really big. And time-consuming.

MW: My understanding is, it is indeed both, but I’ve never been there. So good for you.

JW: Wait, can you repeat the word in that sentence, “It is indeed. . . ” what?

MW: It is indeed both, but I’ve never been there

JW: You put a slight ell in your “both”, did you know that?

MW: Now that doesn’t surprise me. [sleepy babbling nonsense]. . .

JW: I also put a slight ell in my “both”.

MW: Interesting.

JW: Yours may be a little more pronounced than mine. Because once when I was a boy [maybe “. . .was an employee”], I got made fun of for it and I tried to curtail it before I recognized that it was, you know, one of these things that makes me you know unique and and special and you should try to preserve the strange little ells that appear in words that don’t have ells in them.

MW: There you go. I think of it as more regional although I don’t recall ever having had my specific attention called to it.

[click]

JW: I think someone here is trying to use the phone.

MW: It could be, do you need to run around and see if it’s important?

JW: Yeah, hang on a minute.

[goes away, comes back to phone]

JW: Ok. Good. This will put a time limit on us.

MW: Oh yeah? How long?

JW: Fifteen minutes.

MW: Nukeland. [sleepy babble] . . .

JW: The most interesting thing that happened in St. Petersburg happened on the way back from St. Petersburg, and I was asleep during it.

MW: Is this that thing that happened on the train?

JW: Yeah.

MW: Now where did I hear about that? I think I read it someplace.

JW: Probably, yeah, the promoter from St. Petersburg tried to murder the drummer by throwing him out of the window of the moving train in the middle of the night.

MW: You slept through this?

JW: It was in the other cabin. Well, I woke up in the morning and then saw that the drummer was covered in blood, and then I tried to find out what was going on.

MW: Was this before or after your last gig with the drummer?

JW: We actually – The next night we had another gig and it was very curious because everyone was present. It’s a long, long story. It’s semi-personal I imagine, for the drummer, but he was really innocent of anything, as far as I can tell.

MW: So what was the deal with the promoter?

JW: He’s crazy, I think. He’s not really a friend of mine.

MW: So that’s the last time you go to Russia then?

JW: No, no, the promoters in Moscow are great. But they hired this weird guy in St. Petersburg [laughing].

MW: So he was a subcontractor for the guys that flew you over?

JW: Yeah.

MW: So what was your largest show?

JW: I don’t know. 300? Maybe more.

MW: Did you busk a lot while you were over there?

JW: I never busk any more.

MW: At all?

JW: I don’t think so. I think I played on the paths a little bit at the Oregon Country Fair, but just like half-a-set.

MW: [mumbles to self about other interview]

MW: Let’s talk about the California West Coast tours.. . . [inaccurate speculation]

JW: You can look at it all on my website. I’ve actually been almost everywhere. I think for some reason on the list my east coast shows got dropped off; I have to go and clean all that up eventually. But basically I got back from Moscow, I went down to the Oregon Country Fair, did a short tour with these other two accordian players – Oh no! After Moscow, I spent five more weeks in Europe. Doing shows every night in Germany, Netherlands, England – I played at the Glastonbury Festival

MW: Oh yeah, I remember seeing that.

JW: – with Radiohead and REM and lots of other little bands like that. I came back here and went to the Oregon Country Fair; last year I wasn’t even given a busking pass, and this year I was on the Main Stage.

MW: Would you say that contrasts to the way that you’ve been treated at other festivals, regionally?

JW: [laughs ]No comment. I’ll be going back to the Oregon Country Fair.

MW: [laughs] OK.

JW: I was conspicuously absent from Folklife and Bumbershoot and will be, and did mean to be, absent.

But anyway, after the Oregon Country Fair I did a short tour with two other accordion players called the Monsters of Accordion, which was very lovely and very well received, a big success. The next day I started a tour of the bulk of the United States and Canada, well, not the bulk of Canada – but most of the main cities west of Toronto.

What else have I done?

I got back from that, I went down to Burning Man, I was at Burning Man, and then I flew to the East Coast, did a week of shows on the East Coast, got back here. That was pretty crazy.

On Friday night I played at CBGB‘s, on Saturday night I went to my high school reunion, and then Sunday I was in Southern Oregon, by Monday I was in Southern California. So I was in four corners of the country in four days.

MW: That’s pretty draining, I imagine.

JW: It was good!

MW: So how was the reception back east? People on the West Coast have had a couple years of opportunities to figure out who you are, has word reached the East?

JW: I was surprised, it seems to have. Not knowing a huge amount, but the first show in New York City, there were at least thirty people that came specifically to see me.

It was good, it was quite good.

The show at Bard College was quite amazing, how many people at that school already knew who I was.

MW: If I had been paying attention to your schedule, I would have let my friends in the city know that you were playing and they would have come too.

Are you still booking all your tours independently, on your own?

JW: Yeah.

MW: Is that super time-consuming?

JW: Super time-consuming.

MW: Is it worth it?

JW: I think so.

MW: Are you gonna keep touring after this upcoming show?

JW: I have no specific plans after November first.

MW: Here’s where I get to ask the questions that I need to focus on for the story, and that you’re probably going to have fun with. On the website, you’re characterizing this upcoming show as “the Last Show” – is that indeed what you plan on making it be?

JW: [sigh] It’s all gotten a little bit silly, you know, Mike. [laughs]

There’s a few different games I can play, and I don’t really know what game I’m playing anymore as far as my promotion of the show, you know, how in earnest I can advertise this as being my last show ever.

Yeah, in some ways – in a way, this is my last show, and I’m not sure how exactly I want to be quoted about all that. Really I should be being vague and enigmatic.

MW: It’s too early in the morning. You cut me some slack, I’ll cut you some slack back. [Jason called me when I inadvertently slept through the initial call time – M]

JW: It’s going to be quite a show. It’s going to be the biggest show I’ve done.

MW: In what was is it going to be the biggest show?

JW: It’s in the biggest venue, and it’s going to have the largest band.

MW: What’s the capacity of Town Hall?

JW: Nine hundred plus.

MW: Have you sold out yet?

JW: No.

MW: Does it look like you’re gonna?

JW: I don’t know. Simon and Garfunkel are playing that night.

MW: [laughs]

JW: So are the Infernal Noise Brigade. They actually do cross over with my audience. At Reed College, They Might Be Giants is giving a free concert. There’s a lot of little things conflicting with various portions of my constituency.

My crowd is not a crowd that buys heaps of advance tickets. So there’s a lot of seats available at the moment. We’ll see what happens.

MW: How many people are gonna be in the band?

JW: I think twelve?

MW: Any local players whose names people might recognize?

JW: The one that would be most recognizable is not confirmed yet. Michael McQuilken, my regular drummer, will be playing with me, new bass player, some winds.

MW: Is Jherek [Bischoff, Jason’s regular bassist] busy?

JW: He’ll be in Europe.

Part Six on Saturday!

Jason Webley Interview II Part Four

All week this week I’m running an enormous interview I conducted in May and October of 2003 with Jason Webley, who is playing his last show of the season at Town Hall in Seattle on November 1st. See you there!

I ran the first four parts of these transcripts in July, just ahead of the Monsters of Accordion shows, which I was unable to attend. They may be seen here, here, here, and here.

Part One of this batch is here, Part Two is here, and Part Three is here.

This is the last bit of the long walking interview from May before the phone interview from October comes in.

Part Four

JW: [hums] that’s my Bruce Springsteen song.

MW: Have you told Bruce?

JW: Naw. Doesn’t matter, it’s gonna sound like a Tom Waits song anyway when I’m done with it. [laughs]

I thought that “Train Tracks” was a pretty good Springsteen song, but [laughs]. . .

[more humming]

I don’t know if I’ll actually use that part of the song. It’s a pick-me-up kinda song.

Counterpoint. Lightness and dark. Like, last year is a year, like, I don’t know. Was there any kind of. . . I guess I’ll just draw the connection. It was a harder year. Like the year before when I came back to life, like in a lot of ways it was the harder year because I was really scared to death. I didn’t really know if I wanted to come back to life. I thought the whole idea of coming back to life would be. . . If. . . Like the thing that really would kill him.

Like, you know, it’s pretty annoying to do the death thing, but what’s really annoying is the coming back to life. I mean, they’re both pretty annoying habits.

MW: I have this thesis about your elemental symbology which is the [inaudible, maybe “four years”]

JW: But have I come back and gone away every time?

MW: Uh, I dunno.

JW: I mean, I have. I have in a way.

MW: So that would mean if you wanted to get out of the cycle –

JW: And which element is Australia?

MW: I don’t know.

JW: There is some simple numerology going on, like. You’ve got your fours. Um.

MW: There’s all kinds of spiritual and metaphysical [metaphors?] that make use of that four-part. . .

JW: I got burned, as in the fire; I got put in a coffin, is that, I don’t know.

MW: That’s the earth, I think. See I don’t really know: There was fire when you went away on the water.

JW: And there’s always fire.

MW: But maybe just fire. . . In which case: Don’t fucking hurt yourself.

JW: I’m gonna have a stunt double! I’m gonna have a stunt double this year, I’m all through with this shit.

MW: A giant puppet!

JW: Yeah, well, don’t get your hopes up about anything.

MW: You don’t like to be predictable – by telling you it’s like putting a curse on you.

JW: Yeah.

MW: But it isn’t really. All I’m doing is honestly telling you patterns and reflections that occur to me that I see in your stuff.

JW: No, it’s interesting to hear.

JW: Where am I going? Who am I? What’s going on here? Where is he leading us?

MW: So, uh, you need to be back at 6:30?

JW: Yeah.

Don’t worry, I know where we’re going.

Yeah, yeah. What was the question?

MW: I don’t think there was a question.

JW: There was a question back there, that I somehow didn’t answer.

MW: Oh you were just saying that you thought last year was a harder year for you.

JW: Well, in a lot of ways, actually, there’s no question of what’s harder. But what looks harder – what’s, what’s . . . Like, the first year, coming back, I’ll say, was the hardest. I don’t think it’ll ever get that hard again. Except for may be the first time I came back. The first time that I went on the viaje, the first time I went on a little. . . trip. Which is about the time Viaje came out, about the time I got started.

Ah, God, this is gonna be such a boring interview. . . Because all we’re talking about is me. It’s really, you know I remember back before when I used to get interviewed I was really good at trying to avoid that whole topic.

MW: You actually warned me about this, and I was kind of ready to hold your feet to the fire if I needed to. You pretty much haven’t made it necessary.

This is pretty much equally about me satisfying a selfish curiosity about lots of things as it is providing material that’s gonna be useful to both of us as a writer and performer.

JW: So last year the coming back to life, like what happened? What happened when I came back to life?

MW: Uh, you swam in from Lake Union, looking very, very, very damn cold, and climbed on board a ferry.

JW: Right.

MW: A very crowded ferry. And um, you, and this was kind of a smaller show; it wasn’t really the birthday sow, but it was definitely the return. And you performed several songs in uh in an orange kimono. Uh, there were sort of ghosts of previous incarnations uh which you involved, actually, interestingly enough, in rope-lifting symbology, which recurred in the last show that you did. Huh, hadn’t thought of that. Uh. . .

JW: Yeah. I mean, look at that whole show and like, and hold it up against the, the last show [November 2002].

MW: The ferry show was smaller, more intimate.

JW: Yeah, but – the whole cold body coming in from the thing, um, the tying and pulling of ropes, the ghosts of the former Jasons. . .

MW: This time, the ghosts of the former Jasons were there but they were inhabited by helpers. . .

JW: The putting on of the kimono. . . And so the shows basically became inverted, and I didn’t think of it at all, this way, in the creating of it. It’s not – it’s all after the fact.

MW: Oh, I completely believe you, that’s like, what I look for in good art, is, when an artist makes art that contains material that’s not intentional but that continually expands the intentional elements of the project, it defeats the artist’s intentionality. That’s rich, that’s rich material. It’s definitely something I value about your work. So. . .

JW: So what’s gonna happen next? Sure, I’ve got my plans and my ideas. Um. And I’ve had to book a venue already! – For the Halloween show. Like things are at that – that’s how big they are now.

MW: How many seats does it have?

JW: Eleven hundred.

MW: Wow. And how many tickets did you sell to the last one at the Paradox?

JW: . . . We sold over four hundred tickets, for a three hundred capacity place, and we turned well over a hundred away at the door. Yeah, it is a pity that they were turned away, but it’s good to know that there’s that buffer.

MW: I think I know where we’re goin’.

JW: I don’t have a lot of flexibility there though. I can’t really mess the place up. No throwing tomatoes, no throwing paint, no. . .

Part Five on Friday!

Jason Webley Interview II Part Three

All week this week I’m running an enormous interview I conducted in May and October of 2003 with Jason Webley, who is playing his last show of the season at Town Hall in Seattle on November 1st. See you there!

I ran the first four parts of these transcripts in July, just ahead of the Monsters of Accordion shows, which I was unable to attend. They may be seen here, here, here, and here.

Part One of this batch is here, and Part Two is here.

Part Three

MW: Oh, we’re looking for your favorite trash can, I think.

JW: Yeah, something went wrong in my brain and I started walking us in a direction that’s not where I thought we were walking

MW: Now you were talking about [inaudible] – one of the things I like about Capitol Hill is finding old fruit trees, like this one [near one edge of the SU campus]. [inaudible] They’re a part of the geography of the city [from] before the city was [built up].

JW: The trees. [inaudible] this winter about different trees in my life, my relationship to different trees. . . . [inaudible] Your response to that last one. . . . [inaudible] The year before, you had written this huge like review and all, like it was creatively inspiring in some way. This year I got a comment like “that was really freaky” or, um, “That was genuinely scary.”

MW: Oh, yeah, for the show. Well, there were a couple of things that happened, like um, the year before, [inaudible] I couldn’t be there [referring to the show in October 2000, the first ‘death’ show], and all this like, crazy shit happened. So, the next year, I was like, I am going to document the hell out of this one.

JW: Right.

MW: So I had the camera and I was taking pictures the whole time and in my mind I’m thinking about what am I gonna do with these and I wanted to capture the experience of it. Then, when I was done with it, I was very happy to have written about it and happy that I had all the pictures, but at the same time, . . . [Inaudible. Something like, “When it was over, I realized that at the end, I couldn’t remember what song you sang or many of the details of being in the park at the waterfront when the towers were burned – I was too busy taking pictures of the fires. Embers from the burning tower-things. . .”] were landing on me, and I’m worrying about the camera; and so then, afterwards, I was like, that’s fucked up. I mean, that’s a valid way to respond to this art event that a friend has made, right? But it doesn’t do justice to it.

JW: Right.

MW: [about the 2002 show, the tree cocoon show] Now that show was harder to categorize and summarize. I mean there was some really extreme performance stuff there, I mean really extreme. I mean, being carried on that beam – I mean, Jesus Christ! The extremity of – well, you just heard what I said, right?
JW:
[thoughtfully] Mm-hmm.

MW: The extremity of those things in the context of performance made it difficult to react to it the way you normally do with art. And in that sense, I think the show was pretty successful. [Inaudible. Probably “But that can make it hard to talk about, to. . .”] communicate what had just happened.

JW: No no no, that’s good, it’s nice to hear that now. But like, it was an interesting show, um. I, um.

MW: You didn’t sustain any permanent damage, did you? [Inaudible]

JW: I mean, my own concerns were different than that. I had – some things didn’t go quite as planned, like, internally, and we . . . And that was great, that was what it was. But um, I um, it’s interesting how to do a thing like that and to see what’s he response and to have most of the response that comes back to be a little bit angry, like, “jesus it was cold,” and like “arrrrmnaaarr” [grumbly growly noise]. I actually felt kinda good about that at least.

People weren’t really supposed to know what was going on or tie it down to something or certainly not know when it’s over, obviously. That was a big thing.

[Inaudible. Probably “Leading up to it, I was thinking about the May. . .”] Day concert last spring. Like, what would happen if. . . Why does this have to end?

Like:

a) I actually do need to finish this ’cause I need to clean out the boat – I need to be cleared out of there by eleven o’clock or I get charged like $600 or something.

So that was in my head. But there was this like [inaudible] so how do I end it? Like, this thing that just has this energy – like this this energy and it doesn’t like necessarily have like that kind of “bwoop” climax, like “it’s over” ending.

And so what happens, then, if you just hold that, if you bring the energy to something that happens that isn’t an immediate thing that “OK, ta-da, it’s over,” it’s continuing. What if the “death” isn’t about me getting stuck in a thing and whisked away but like being there right in front of. . .

MW: Mmmh. [inaudible] Artaud.

JW: I don’t like to think about Artaud very much. . . . [inaudible]. . . Artaud contradicts himself all over the place. And so I think it’s really funny when things become Artaudian.

Like, just because he’s so. . .

MW: But he’s a visionary!

JW: He’s a visionary! He’s really amazing – he’s not – I think that we do him a crime in sort of just looking at him as being a theater theorist, because he was a lot more than that. And like in a lot of ways that’s the one way in which I don’t find him very useful.

. . . [inaudible] . . .

. . . The things that I intend and then the things you see. It’s always beautiful to hear these things back, to hear what are the images and what are they because it’s often related but far removed. . .

And I can’t really even talk about what’s the process. . . Like, the cocooning thing, I wasn’t even aware of until seeing the photos of it.

And it’s interesting what people will expect and what they see. Like, by the time this comes out, that other show will have happened, and you’ll know. . . It’s very interesting, now, this strange place where we’re sitting right now, in time.

MW: [inaudible]

JW: [inaudible]. . . Working on right now. I’ve got this real rockin’ kind of Bruce Springsteen-y kinda song that I was working on in the bus. The first lines are “he’s got feathers in his pocket”. Let’s see, do I have any? Ah, there we go. This makes me wanna go someplace. I wanna go to a place where there might be more feathers.

MW: [inaudible, showing Jason a down feather from the November 2002 show]

JW: Is that from the tree?

MW: Yeah. I caught it, put it in my wallet.

JW: Ever seen a feather falling?

MW: Have I ever seen a feather falling?

JW: Yeah.

MW: Like this?

JW: Yeah, but not that you’ve dropped.

[inaudible]

. . . Or within my show. But, yeah, have you ever been walking and seen a feather fall before you?

MW: Yeah. I’m trying to remember the context of it. I think it was a hawk, if I recall.

JW: Feathers are special. As far as the elemental symbology in my music and my work. I often very reluctantly, very reluctantly in the case of the feathers, submitted to some symbols that were being shown to me. [laughs]

[jocularly] It’s not all tomatoes and carrots sometimes. [laughs]

MW: That’s interesting – they “were being shown” to you. . .

JW: Look at that! I love this tree. [on SU campus]

MW: [politely] Oh wow. Say, did you see, uh, the movie [The Two Towers]?

JW: Yeah, they really ruined those trees, didn’t they?

MW: I didn’t know how they were gonna do it. I was afraid they would be like in uh The Wizard of Oz, remember those trees?

JW: Yeah.

MW: It wasn’t as bad as I was afraid it would be but there were definitely points where I was going, “Oh, man.” [inaudible] too obvious.

JW: Not just that, but why didn’t they make them shaped like trees? Like they were too swift moving. Like they really missed a wonderful opportunity to, you know. . .

MW: [inaudible]

JW: Yeah, yeah. Becomes untraceable though. Might be. [inaudible] . . . Do a show on this campus next October. I think this is the school. I think I’m doing a show here next October. [Well, it wasn’t there, I think – M.]

I like doing stuff like that. When they pay you and you don’t have to set up the show. . .

MW: [inaudible]

JW: Pay attention when you find feathers. Well, that’s a start I guess. Yeah. People are usually rather picky about the rocks they put on their walkways.

MW: So your helpers at the show when they were kind of – trying to chase everybody out of the park –

JW: How were they doing that? Chase everybody out of the park?

MW: Doing it quietly.

JW: How were they doing that?

MW: Well, they were just trying to sort of like kinda like get the person who was in the tree down but they didn’t want to say her name loudly, so they were like, frustrated, trying to get her attention. They were worried about her freezing, you know, and like. . .

JW: The cops.

MW: Yeah, and there were cops, and there were a bunch of things. But uh, so she was up there shaking feathers and they couldn’t get her to stop. So I thought that was interesting that you had said that you had felt that in some way the use of feathers was something that was out of your control, and within the context of the show, it was completely.

JW: Well, I had lost all control of that show. There was a number of things. At the point when I’m – when I was tied to the tree, where my will was not all being manifest. . .

MW: You were kinda not saying anything. [inaudible]

JW: No.

Part Four on Thursday!

Jason Webley Interview II Part Two

All week this week I’m running an enormous interview I conducted in May and October of 2003 with Jason Webley, who is playing his last show of the season at Town Hall in Seattle on November 1st. See you there!

I ran the first four parts of these transcripts in July, just ahead of the Monsters of Accordion shows, which I was unable to attend. They may be seen here, here, here, and here. Yesterday’s is here.

Part Two

MW: This is a singer-songwriter type question. When did you start really thinking seriously about music and songwriting I mean listening to other people’s music, thinking about structure and that kind of stuff.

JW: I first started writing songs when I was really young. Like before elementary school. I still remember these songs that I wrote back then. Whenever I approach anything I try to think of what I can do, like how. . .

MW: How to steal from them?

JW: Yeah [laughs]. It’s kind of frustrating. I steal from so many places and no-one ever notices the places that I’m actually stealing from.

MW: Well, first of all, how do you know no-one ever notices?

JW: No-one ever calls me on it.

MW: And second of all, give me an example.

JW: The tune to the verses of “Goodbye Forever Once Again” is a Fijian folksong, “Ca le Boukama” [sp?] that, I don’t know how popular of a Fijian folksong it is, this woman sang it over and over when I was in Fiji and it stuck. And, heh, I guess that’s kind of odd, but it’s definitely stealing. A lot of people hear the um hear certain things. . .

[aside discussing where we are]

MW: So you started writing and stuff when you were very young.

JW: [jokingly] Ever since the first time I heard a Tom Waits album.

MW: Is that true, or are you joking?

JW: I didn’t really listen to Tom Waits until after I had started doing the accordion guy thing.

MW: Did you record the earliest songs that you are aware of having written in that project that you accidentally talked about earlier?

JW: Yes.

MW: Do you ever go back and listen to them?

JW: It’s not very good. I remember the words. I think about them often.

MW: What are words?

JW: I might go to the world of darkness
I might go to the world of good
I don’t know the place I’ll go
but I know the one I should.

It’s um. . .

MW: Is that influenced in any way by church experience?

JW: Well, it’s influenced by my lack of church experience. I was raised without any kind of church experience. I don’t think I’ve ever met anyone that has been quite as lacking in really any kind of specific religious upbringing.

And that song in a way was my response to kind of my early interaction with the religious beliefs of my peers.

MW: That’s really interesting that you didn’t have exposure to religious stuff as a child because your songs are full of religious imagery. I think you and I have kind of gone around on this before, but I mean I see a lot more – maybe I see more religious imagery in your songs than you do, but it seems there’s a lot of interest in religious experience, religious iconography in the narrative of your stuff than that. . .

Is the presence of that material in your songs a response to this lack of that experience as a child, do you think?

JW: I think that our whole culture has a deep lack. I feel that I am very fortunate in my specific upbringing in that I am culturally – I’m adopted, I don’t have any – I don’t feel – um – I’m a white, suburban, man. I’m the exploiter, you know, like I do have my culture that I definitely primarily identify with.

But at the same time I feel a certain kind of weird autonomy – I don’t feel like I totally identify with what any like with that stuff and the fact that I’m adopted kind of enforces that.

[pause to discuss location in walk – we were looking for a gallery on 12th]

JW: Have you ever walked all the way to the end of Pine Street?

MW: To where it goes into the water?

JW: Where it tries to.

MW: No, I don’t think I’ve ever done that. [inaudible]

JW: I highly recommend getting on Pine Street someday when you have a few hours, walking all the way to the end. There’ll be a couple times when you’ll think it ends. The first time is when you hit Madison, before the towers. . .

[aside] Yeah, don’t worry about it.

[more geography, figuring out where we are, where to go]

So yeah, when you cross Madison, you’ll still have a ways to go. This is a good thing to publish, though, incidentally, this information about the end of Pine Street.

It’s a good first date. Especially if you’ve never been there and your dates never been there. But twice you’ll think that Pine has ended. The first time is at Madison and the second time is later.

I’m really interested in finding the things that are in a place that you think you’re familiar with and that you don’t necessarily notice all the time and that are extraordinary.

[We enter a gallery to find Jason’s friend, no luck]

It’s good to not find things you’re looking for. If I was smarter I’d come look at the thing I found instead. But I don’t feel like looking at photographs, I just want to see my friend.

And when we get there I’ll pretend I’m looking at her photographs.

I’m not very god about going to see other people’s things – or my things even! If I didn’t have to be there, I don’t know if I would.

MW: So, tell me about your songwriting process. How do you songwrite?

JW: Uh. . . It’s always different.

MW: Pick a song and tell me about it.

JW: You pick a song.

MW: All right. Um, “Back to the Garden.”

JW: Ohh. Yeah, see, that’s a good example of a very constructed song, a song that I feel is pretty much necessary, a song that is pretty much doomed and damned from the beginning. I had most of the material, or good strong seeds for the material for Against the Night, but the whole album just felt so apocalyptic and dark, and I couldn’t figure out what to do about that.

I felt that somehow it was supposed to be like this triumphant and celebratory thing but when you look at any of the songs individually it seemed like there was this potential for them to feel really bleak, and so I really was convinced that they were actually all very celebratory.

This was just after the experience with the vegetable – freeway overpass thing, and I was looking for the quick fix, like what can I slap on over the top of this song, these dark songs to make them buoyant, to make them feel celebratory and happy. And I thought, “A gospel song about vegetables!”

And I wanted to create something that felt like The Blind Boys of Alabama or like – I’ve only seen them live once, but I – that’s one of the most amazing live performances I’ve ever been to. It’s a gospel group. I wanted to try and capture that energy and have it be about vegetables and have it be really funny and fun and sort of be a “Music That Tears Itself Apart” for the second album.

Like I say, it was a really bad idea to have that many ideas going into the writing of a song.

MW: Uh, so you had the idea that you needed it to counterbalance. . . [inaudible, something like “. . . The darkness of the rest of the album.”]

JW: Yeah.

MW: The you sat down, and you first wrote the melody? Or you first wrote the lyrics?

JW: Oh, you know, that one, I had a whole song that I don’t remember anymore, that I scrapped, that was essentially the same idea. And then literally like a week before I actually recorded it, or started recording Against The Night, the new one came. And it came pretty fast, on a bus trip up from Santa Cruz.

How did that other one go? It was really bad, really bad.

I mean if you think this one’s bad, the other one’s worse.

MW: No, I like the other one. I like all of your songs that to one extent rely on wordplay.

JW: Yeah, that’s – you kind of fall for that stuff.

MW: You think it’s cheating?

JW: It’s cheap, it’s really cheap. I feel like I’m trying to get farther – I mean – I don’t know. I’m going to keep damning myself in different ways, because you try to get away from one kind of cheap trick, and one kind of like just being clever, and end up replacing it with another. Just ’cause we’re by nature. . . There’s a laziness, I don’t. . . I avoid really getting to the issue. I mean I try, but there’s a failure, and then, ultimately I fall back on cheap tricks, like songs. [laughs]

MW: [laughs] Well, there’s your problem right there.

JW: Look at the sky right now!

MW: Wow, that’s pretty cool.

JW: It’s an amazing place.

[geography discussion]

JW: I used to get – in addition to the Tom Waits comparisons, I used to get Brad Pitt comparisons all the time. And those have petered out.

MW: [doubtfully] Brad Pitt comparisons?

JW: Yeah. And I always thought. . .

MW: Must be your buff physique. [ed. – Jason is among the most slender people you’ll ever see, verging, sometimes, on the emaciated.]

JW: Exactly. Well, I think he got a lot more buff since those – [laughs]

[geography discussion]

JW: I think we should keep walking this way. I like this area. In fact, I think we’re kind of near my favorite trash can in Seattle.

[Discussing a building on twelfth]

It doesn’t feel at home here. If you look at any other building in the area –

It’s weird. It reminds me of that ugly church that’s near here.

MW: Is this that place that you showed me over here a long time ago?

JW: Yeah.

MW: I thought you liked that place.

JW: I like how much I don’t like it. And I also often take people there. And occasionally I find little things there.

MW: So here’s the thing: I think your wordplay songs maybe may be involved [inaudible] are part of a tradition of American songwriting which is, like, show tunes, I mean like, you’re identifying My Fair Lady – er, not My Fair Lady, what was it? Oh yeah, The Sound of Music – as one of your favorite, like, musical artifacts as a youngster, as well as Billy Joel, is really interesting. I mean, especially because Billy Joel.

JW: He’s a great wordsmith.

MW: He came right out of Tin Pan Alley, man.

JW: He manages to say absolutely nothing in such clever ways. Like, he. . .

MW: I think that may be specific fault of Billy Joel, and I think you’re probably overstating the critique of Joel’s work, to be honest with you.

JW: Didn’t he put out a classical album most recently?

MW: He did. It’s called, like, Illusions and Lies or something?

JW: No, no, Fantasies and Impromptus or something like that.

MW: Whatever it is, it’s like it had to do with falsity [The actual title of the record is “Fantasies and Delusions”]. And the cover of it looks like an old-school, like, 78.

JW: Yeah, yeah, I know, I know.

MW: I thought that was really interesting – I thought it was kinda like strange, almost like false modesty or something about it, ya know? Like, “You can’t make fun of me for putting out a classical album because I’ve already made fun of myself in the title.”

JW: Yeah. You know, I think there’s probably a lot in common with me and Billy Joel, which is why I’m really hard on him. [laughs]

MW: Well, think about, uh,

[Pause to discuss the location of Juvenile Hall and the orca fin sculpture]

MW: My point is that like, I think that your wordplay songs come out of this valid American tradition of songwriting that actually has produced some really awe-inspiring stuff. You know? I’m not gonna – Billy Joel’s off the table; it’s a tradition that he’s a part of [inaudible] songwriting. [inaudible] Tin Pan Alley songwriting is something I see as strongly influencing you.

JW: It’s fun. It’s fun stuff. Um, do I want to build my house there? [laughs] There’s a place for fun stuff. In fact I want to do all fun stuff. But I want to go on to do more and more honest fun stuff. And I don’t know what that means, and maybe I better shoot myself in the foot and maybe I’m y’know, like, writing off things that work, um.

I don’t know. Am I writing wordplay songs anymore? Are there very many of them on Counterpoint?

MW: No, I don’t think there are any. There were still wordplay songs happening during the time you were developing Counterpoint. Uh, the clock song.

JW: Which? It only was played once.

MW: But, you know, it’s a song that you wrote during that period of time.

JW: Yeah.

[At the park, talking about the orca sculpture]

JW: This is so interesting – you are going to read the info before you look at the thing. And earlier today you wanted background info before the play before you saw it.

I feel like it’s such a beautiful thing to get to approach something and not know anything about it. You can approach things armed with information so many times. But only once in your life can you go see something for the first time without that.

MW: That’s true.

JW: I love this, how they’ve shaped the ground.

MW: Have you ever seen an orca in the water?

JW: You know, I was just talking about that. I’ve never, never seen one.

MW: The way that they’ve shaped the ground is the way that the water looks like.

[We had about a forty-five minute talk about performance and songwriting in this location that unfortunately did not get taped.]

Part Three on Wednesday!

Jason Webley Interview II Part One

In May of 2003, I spoke with musician – and friend – Jason Webley at great length about his plans for the upcoming 2003 performing season and about his music in general. It was by far the most detailed conversation I’d ever had with him on the topic.

I’ve known Jason since sometime in 1999, around the time he released his first CD, Viaje. Just prior to that a bandmate had stumbled across a real audio format version of my favorite song from that album, “Halloween,” and I was intrigued. When the slightly crazy-seeming accordion busker at Seattle Center played the song, it was pretty interesting – something had emerged from the mists of the internet and become real for me for the first time I could recall.

I dropped a band business card in his instrument case and went on with my life. A couple of months later, that same bandmate excitedly told me in practice that he’d figured out who the “Halloween” song was by, and he was going to ask the musician to open for us. Apparently I’d forgotten to tell him about seeing Jason. Not that it mattered, as I hadn’t gotten any contact info. So, eventually, Jason opened for us at the now defunct Art Bar, and one thing led to another, and he asked about leads for a CD release party, and a few months later, we backed him on several songs at the elaborate show to celebrate the entrance of Against The Night into the world.

Since then, I’ve kept in touch with Jason. As is true for many who love his music, I was touched by the strong sense of personal, intimate communication in his music; it’s as though you’re listening to someone tell you about your own night thoughts, born in those desolate hours. It’s been interesting speaking with him as he’s been both gratified and surprised at the intensity of the personal reaction that his music can provoke, and in the course of our friendship I’ve seen him grow both as a person and as an artist.

Jason is never someone who will take the easy road, and this interview is no exception. I went to a matinee of a performance by Pastor Kaleb in Belltown, met Jason, and we proceeded to walk from the Rendevous, to Clever Dunnes on Capitol Hill for lunch, and from there up across Broadway to 12th Street, down 12th to Juvenile Hall, and back from there to the Convention Center, where I nearly fell asleep on a couch as Jason opened the heavy box he’d carried for the entire distance to reveal a manual typewriter, which he used to begin preparing handbills and flyers for his upcoming spring tour.

The consequence of the long walk for me was that as we neared the Convention center, our interaction became more of an aimless conversation than an interview. Additionally, the recording of the interview I have is somewhat hard to hear clearly in spots due to traffic noise or the noise of Jason’s jacket rubbing against the mic as we walk around. The whole thing took about four hours, about three of which I recorded.

I ran the first four parts of these transcripts in July, just ahead of the Monsters of Accordion shows, which I was unable to attend. They may be seen here, here, here, and here.

Later in the week, I’ll run the transcripts of a much shorter telephone interview we conducted in early October.

Part One

MW: Side two, still at Clever Dunnes.

So the puppets, especially the big puppets, that you once told me were designed to be used in a puppet show that was given from an overpass over the freeway: I see relationships between those puppets, your interest in street theater and your analytic breakdown of instruction and response to the audience, to traditions of American and European political street theater like for example, the Bread and Puppet Theater. Is that something your consciously aware of as an influence?

JW: I know about Peter Schumann. I know about the Bread and Puppet Theater. I studied theater in school. I think that in general though, actually, my ideas that I have that come out of this now are actually more of a response against that information and what I learned in school.

Yeah the theatre world doesn’t excite me, so much.

I have a friend, that I was just talking to recently about Peter Schuman. He went to [some sort of gathering of radical puppeteers]. It’s funny to think about being like having a whole convention of radical puppeteers. And I guess Peter Schumann talked to them all and he was like ” what you guys are doing is boring.”

MW: It’d be like personification puppets for the street protests like we saw at WTO.

JW: Yah. All that stuff fits in a box. Like, once you’ve got it, people want to be able to see something and like put it in some kind of place. And it’s getting trickier and trickier in the world especially in the city. Because there’s now this whole place of like, “Oh that’s someone fucking with me, and trying to create something that doesn’t go in a place.” And then you’ve got that place you can put things.

But that was my idea with the freeway overpass thing. The idea isn’t to cause people to think right. The idea isn’t to cause people to have the right opinion about some problem. The idea is to trigger some kind of thing in the synapses that doesn’t normally happen like some sort of – some sort of stimulus that causes them in their car to have to, like, in some way deal with the fact that on a freeway overpass are ten giant vegetables smiling and happy standing on either side of the grim reaper.

Like, a giant grim reaper and the giant vegetables. That was my image, I thought that somehow that would really – Which is incidentally the first vegetable thing.

MW: Glad you mentioned it. That’s kind of the next thing – where did the vegetables come from?

JW: A vision from God. Build a giant grim reaper and vegetables. Put them next to each other on the freeway overpass with smiling faces. The winds were too high. That actual event was very brief.

But I still think it’s a great idea. If Peter Schumann or anyone else – any other radical puppeteers are reading this, you’re perfectly welcome to take these ideas. Send five dollars royalty for every hour you stay out on the freeway overpass to P.O. Box 95261, Seattle, Washington, 98145.

And take a picture, I’d like to see a picture.

And if you put a monkey by that, it’s a cheap trick. Don’t just throw in the monkey.

MW: Tell me about vegetables and vegetarian, uh, stuff.

JW: Vegetables have nothing to do with vegetarianism. And um, vegetables are great. Um, All plants are great. My nephews, uh, just the other day. They’re like five and three. I was askin’ them, where’d their food come from? They don’t know. No-one knows anymore. They’re gonna grow up in a world where we don’t really know where food comes from. I lived for twenty some odd years before ever really noticing that seasons happened. I mean, you’ve got this vague notion that seasons happen. Right now outside, the trees – the green’s just starting; and I swear I didn’t notice that at all. I knew about it intellectually, but when each year came, I didn’t see that. And I think most people don’t, I think that most people [inaudible]. . . Or like other things within that context of man made structures – in terms of man made systems of measurement, inches, hours. . .

Vegetables kinda defy all that. And I’m not a guy that keeps a garden. Hopefully some point in my life I will be settled enough that that’s the case. I do keep a garden of sorts and I’m more aware of it in that way. In that I take some of these things that are given to me and I undergo a certain process and it yields fruit. That fruit itself also contains within it the potential for progeny – the potential to give rise to another generation.

I see recording an album as being, as creating with any hope like each thing is full of seeds, that these are viable offspring – that these songs will go on to live completely separate lives from me.

MW: On first encountering your music, because of the repeated instances of the use of vegetable imagery, I think a lot of people immediately form the impression that somehow or other it’s a sort of vegetarian propaganda. I think tht you might share this impression. How do you feel about people having that initial reaction to your music?

JW: I might share that impression, that people see that?

MW: Yeah.

JW: Mmmm.

MW: I mean, when I mentioned the vegetables, you jumped in with a specific statement that – so I’m curious.

JW: I’m not interested in being a vegetarian propagandist, at all. My love of vegetables – I eat lots of spaghetti and pasta, I just ate potatoes – I guess those are vegetables. But they sure don’t feel like vegetables when they are in the soup.

If you walk down the side of the road holding various things in your hands and smiling at people – a rock – or a stick – a or chicken. . . I guess maybe the monkeys – If I’d have thought a bit harder I’d have settled on monkeys.

[I recall Jason concluding that a vegetable would make people smile the most but the tape appears to have dropped out at that point. We’re interrupted to pay for lunch, chitchat before resuming – M.]

MW: So here’s a good one. Here’s one that you’ll hate the most.

JW: [pained] Tom Waits?

MW: Absolutely. The other thing that people immediately. . . I’ve heard it over and over again to the point that I’ve actually seen you wince when it comes up – people immediately draw a line or a comparison or a relationship between you and Tom Waits. You jump up and down and say “No! There’s nothing there!” You’ve really gotten agitated over it.

JW: [skeptically] When did you see me do this?

MW: The time that was the best was uh, someone was uh, oh God, what was it. . . [inaudible]. . . Tom Waits song or something. And you were just like, “NO!” . . .[inaudible]. . . Onstage or something. There was some honest emotion around how much you weren’t gonna do a Tom Waits song.

JW: I think it’s a wise decision to not even know how to play any of his songs. [laughs]

MW: First of all, how do you really feel about people drawing that connection? I mean are you irritated with it just because you hear it all the time, or are you bothered by it? I mean, I think most of the time when people make that connection, they’re actually – it’s a positive thing, you know?

JW: Yeah. Well, it’s something I’ve been thinking about. I mean uh – uh – I don’t know. For me, [sigh], like I say, you want to try to create something that people don’t immediately have the ability to throw into a category. And therefore in a lot of ways dismiss. And in a huge way I’ve failed at that, miserably. Because all that I am – I’m so quickly dismissable, and like a lot of, especially the stuff I do on the street – is characters that Tom Waits actually wrote.

I didn’t know this until I’d been doing this for a few years, but I guess Tom Waits at some point actually wrote a musical, um, Frank’s Wild Years

MW: Yeah

JW: About an accordion player that’s out trying to do something like what I do.

MW: Did Tom Waits summon you in some strange way, without your being aware of it?

JW: I don’t know what this guy’s doing. [laughs]

MW: Have the comparisons caused you to deliberately avoid looking at his music?

JW: I don’t look at his music very much. I think he’s fine. I think he’s great. I think he sounds like Cookie Monster. Which really scares me. Do I sound like Cookie Monster?

[sings]

C is for Cookie, that’s good enough for me

The voice thing – I grew – I listened – um

MW: Good, that’s another thing I wanted to talk about. Who did you listen to growing up, and how have they influenced your playing and creativity?

JW: I loved the theme song to The Greatest American Hero. I thought that was the best song.

MW: You wanna sing a little bit of it for me?

JW: Um.

Yeah, I could.

Um. [laughs self-consciously]

I was just singing it yesterday.

And um, I liked the soundtrack to The Sound of Music, immensely.

MW: This is when you were a little kid?

JW: Yeah, I was probably old enough to know better. I had really bad taste in music for the most part. And I think I probably still do – I don’t listen to much music.

I know enough – I’m aware of the areas in which my taste in music was bad. I was really fond of Billy Joel; I was really fond of the Monkees. So, that, as far as singer-songwriter guys go, Bill Joel is pretty bad. Like, that’s a pretty guilty, horrible thing. I mean, I didn’t know much better, but most people, given the Monkees or the Beatles, end up becoming Beatles fans. I’m one that at that age heard them and decided the Monkees were awesome.

MW: I have the impression, although I’ve never talked to you about it, that Michael Jackson was also important to you.

JW: Michael Jackson. I had a great discovery. This winter I really really was remembering how much as a child I just loved and admired Michael Jackson.

MW: The Thriller period?

JW: Uh, yeah. How, just, great, I thought he was. But. . .

MW: Did you have a jacket? [an eighties-style zippered leather jacket that appears in the video for Thriller, widely sold at the time]

JW: No, see, I had my own costume. It didn’t look anything like his. I had this tee shirt that had Frankenstein Frankenstein on it. I performed Thriller in the school talent show. This sort of deals with the Tom Waits question.

I remember at first it was probably like the moment in my life that sealed the lust for performing. There were two shows. There was an evening show and a daytime show. And during the daytime show. . .

[We run into someone on the street who knows Jason and stop and chat at the corner of Broadway and Denny by the Kinko’s phone.]

. . . Oh yeah.

And so the daytime performance was just in front of my peers. I was in second or third grade, and I was just singing acapella, unaccompanied, tying to do my best to sing Thriller. And I had this. . .

MW: Is there a videotape?

JW: Noo. . . [sighing, pained]

MW: [laughs]

JW: The um, so, the uh, days before video tape, outside of a very small. . . The early days of home video movies anyway.

What’s going on? Um, oh yeah.

So the daytime performance, I was in second or third grade, so there’s like fifth, sixth graders in the audience. And I went up and did my thing and it caused a lot of loooow murmur in the audience. A lot of like, “mmmmgggnnnrrr,” [grumbly groany sound] and a kind of lukewarm at best response.

At the end of the song I had this little plastic skull full of worms and things that I opened up and threw. Like little rubber worms and things. That I threw out, you know, off the stage. And that was that.

So, that night though, when it was the big one in front of the parents and the kids, When they announced my name, all the kids who had been there in the daytime show ran forward to be right up near the front of the stage, ’cause they wanted these little worms and things.

The parents, of course, were much more polite; they gave a huge ovation.

. . .

[aside] Someone wrote to me the other day, that they saw two carrots – [looped over a telephone wire on the street]

MW: Yeah, I saw that, I think it was on the list.

JW: Oh, was it on the email list? That makes me happy when people see these things and think of me.

MW: So these kids, and the parents gave you an ovation, and. . .

JW: Yeah, except that I was i-rate because of the way my name appeared in the program was “Jason Webley doing Michael Jackson impersonation.” Not “singing the song Thriller,” it was a Michael Jackon impersonation. And so somehow. . .

[street noise, mumbles]

MW: You’ve also told me you’re big fan of um, Crimpshrine, did I say that correctly?

JW: Yeah.

MW: Aaron Cometbus‘ band in the late eighties/early nineties.

JW: Yeah. And I don’t know if you’ve ever heard that guy’s voice.

MW: No, actually, I haven’t.

JW: [sings, gravelly loud] Another day, another. . .

Like that.

Yeah, I always thought I was ripping his voice off.

MW: So can you still get that stuff? [hard to hear]

JW: Yeah, I think they’ve got two CDs on Lookout!, compilations of all the stuff in various places. There’s several songs that you can’t find anywhere.

MW: Aaron’s one of the most sensitive subcultural writers period.

JW: Sensitive?

MW: Yeah, like in terms of his – when he writes about – how he writes about – [inaudible, but probably, albeit ineloquently, making the point that Aaron’s writing combines honest observation with utopian fervor, which gives it power and poetry.]

JW: Yeah.

MW: Would you say that his writing style and maybe personal sort-of goal-setting [inaudible] has been some kind of influence or an inspiration to you?

JW: Well, that whole scene was really influential. Just the whole idea that you can do these things, and that they’re important.

M: [inaudible. Probably something like, “By scene, you mean Gilman Street?” Gilman Street is an all-ages Oakland performance space that was the foundation of the East Bay scene which produced Green Day as well as Crimpshrine. It opened in 1986. I still have my opening day membership card!]

JW: Yeah, and it makes me really happy that I can now go and perform there, at the Gilman Street Project, in a way growing up on music that came from there.

MW: Tell me how you felt after or during the first show that you played at Gilman Street.

JW: You know, I have a really good friend that I met through there. His name’s Brad, he has a twin brother, they bicycle all around the country, all around the word. They bicycled from Alaska down to Chile. I met him through there. I’d placed an ad looking for rare Crimpshrine records, and it just had my address in Mukilteo. And I got a phone call and it was this weird – my parents said – it’s funny I just talked to him last night for the first time in months – but he um you know my mother says “you got a phone call.” I answer the phone, and it’s like “Hi, I saw your ad in Maximum Rock’n’Roll,” and it’s really creepy ’cause I hadn’t put my phone number in there.

And he says, “I saw you lived in Mukilteo so I looked you up in the phone book, I’m in Everett.” And that’s where I met this person.

So we met through Maximum Rock’n’Roll and through these bands, and were friends over the years. He’d gone on this trip and I hadn’t seen him for almost four years, he’d been down south. I think it was the first time I played at Gilman.

[aside] I think that this is probably it. Alright, let’s de-rig me.

But anyway, I hadn’t seen him in about four years, and I’m playing the show at Gilman, and he came. He’d been bicycling back up from Chile, and had seen a flyer that I was playing there, and that was beautiful.

MW: Now, you told me that Aaron came to that show but you didn’t meet him, right?

JW: Someone once told me something like that, but I don’t know anything about it.

MW: And we’re at the police station at 12th and Pine.

JW: So you think we talked about um whatever we were talking about enough? Did you get enough Tom Waits?

MW: Lemme check my notes. So far though I’m getting a lot of the stuff that I was really curious about.

Part Two on Tuesday!

Remember that rain?

Uh, never mind.

It’s sunny and 78. There’s a faint tang of woodsmoke in the air, and although this is the first time I can recall the leaves staying on the trees in a Puget Sound fall long enough to prove it, apparently deciduous trees here are, in fact, physically capable of brilliant displays of color.

If only there were a joint hereabout serving steins of beer and cider at long outdoor bench tables accompanied by heaps of sausage and mutton as the leaves swirl about in the sun and pleasing towers of billowing cloud pile up brightly in the sky.

UPDATE (10/27): Aaargh. This post took down my server and I’m still repairing it. I apologize for the delay on the Webley transcripts and for the server bounces. Looks like a wipe and restore from backup if I read the entrails correctly; there’s a fiddly bit on the system drive that won;t get lassoed by DiskWarrior. I did get backups of the system drive today – hopefully I can verify them as bootable. All the data is secure so whatever happens the only things that would be lost are the suspected sources of the error – new server-side software I implemented recently but hadn’t backed up yet. Wotta PITA.

ATTN: Weyland Yutani Crewperson:

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2003-10-26 11:20:58 (UPDT 10-28 15:40)
Weyland Yutani Inner System Dispatch Office

Dear Crewperson:

Congratulations! You have been assigned to a berth on the CTV USCSS NOSTROMO (registration number 180286), freighting a petrochemical ore refinery via waypoint Thedus, waypoint LV-426 in the Zeta 2 Reticuli system, and waypoint L-5 in Earth orbit, under command of Captain A. Dallas.

This voyage will require standard cyrogenic metabolic suspension, so please have your proof of a recent physical vetted and duly approved by your local Weyland Yutani (hereafter: The Company) medical affiliate office or at the transshipment point. As an employee of The Company, your heath is your responsibility and The Company can offer no guarantee that you will not suffer irreversible harm as a consequence of the slight risk associated with this voyage and standard cyrogenic metabolic suspension.

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Nonauthorized organic matter introduced in the context of the personal freightage exemption will be charged to the crewperson at triple freightage rates and summarily removed from the vessel.

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  • Food
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  • Plant matter
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  • Recreational narcotics
  • Fermentable substances
  • Cotton-based garments
    (the increasing incidence of floral print shirts is the subject of increased vigilance reflecting The Company campaign to reassert uniform dress codes for all merchant spacefaring personell)

  • Domestic animals, whether intended as pets or as food sources
  • Any alcoholic beverage
  • Materials deemed pornographic by the mission commander

Crewpersons with additional questions on these matters may consult the FAQ. However, final discretion rests in the hands of on-board representatives of The Company and a variety of penalties in addition to the freightage charges specified above may be forthcoming, up to and including capital punishment .

This voyage may be among those selected by The Company for unannounced monitoring, surveillance, and inspection to ensure the highest degree of compliance and quality of service. Thank you for your attention to these matters, and again, congratulations on your new berth!

You may board the USCSS NOSTROMO at any date following October 31, 2003 in most locations by traveling to a local Weyland Yutani kino facility and purchasing the appropriate transshipment pass. Personnel stationed in the greater Puget Sound vicinity may obtain transshipment passes as early as October 29. Please be advised that it is doubtful that this specific early boarding opportunity will remain available beyond November 5.

We thank you for your service to Weyland Yutani. Together, we’re building structural perfection matched only by our commitment to service: We Build Better Worlds.

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Jason

Tablet: Goodbye Forever, Once Again.

Finally! Remember that I interviewed Jason last May?

Well, Tablet’s run an abbreviated version of it. I am responsible for the edits and sequence juggling, as you’ll see (with the exception of the embarrassing first-to-third person shift in the first graf, which happened after I filed the edited version, and the subhead – Jason’s not really a busker anymore, I’d say; but there wasn’t anything about that in the material I turned in).

This week, I’ll be running the rest of the full interview here (the first parts are here, here, here, and here) as well as a full transcript of the interview I did with Jason on the phone one morning in early October. The interviews are broken up into seven entries and will run one a day, starting Monday.

Oops, isn’t today Sunday? Ah. Um. Very well. Think of this as Sunday’s entry.

And I’ll see you at Town Hall on November 1.

Solar storm inbound

On MetaFilter, Class 3 Geomaganetic Storm Likely To Spawn Aurora, notes the ever-reliable, Seattle-based (but sadly blog-free) y2karl.

Time to go for a walk, methinks. For once we’re in for a spate of clear autumn weather.

I have actually seen the aurora here in town – it was literally dancing up and down the broadcast towers on Madison at the border of Capitol Hill and the CD. It was eerie.

Previously, the great display of May 1988 awed me for an entire night back home in Bloomington. I ‘ll go on and on about that… later.

UPDATE: Nothin’ yet. y2karl is gettin’ raked over the cols pretty good for a double-post though. Hey Karl! S’awright! It actually got me outta the house for nearly a minute and a half!

(and: Capitol Hill? Let’s have a beer sometime. I love your taste in music. Did you go to Danny Barnes the other day?)

Bayesian comment filtering

James Seng’s blog: Bayesian filter for MT. What it says. An alternative to MT-Blacklist. By the same guy that wrote the captcha doohickey.

I’ll take a peek at this but Seng’s got a hard row to hoe with respect to ease-of-installation; MT-Blacklist was a model of an MT plugin, whereas the captcha code was relatively hackish.

In the comments on his entry Seng notes that he believes the filter should be interoperable with MT-Blacklist.