The Ladies

Daymented has hooked up with SJ of “I, Asshole” and is plotting some sort of encounter session with Heather of le petit chou (UPDATE: here’s Heather’s report).

Now, Heather is friends with Ken, via some circuitous acquaintanceship deal (curiously, not involving blogs); SJ is currently terrorizing the i-school at UW, (currently my front-runner grad school option) and is the sort of fearless being that posts photos of her and her teenage sister engaged in the 24-hour blogathon, or possibly tells many stories involving drunkenness and wild behavior of punk rock moments who also has a child and keeps chickens in the back forty while prompting her sax-playing hubby to get gigs.

Daymented’s web presence hints at her own terrible energy. A Seattle Times article I shan’t link here and attendant fallout confirms it.

Heather has recently shared photos of the fireplace she works in at the enormous limestone mansion overlooking the water (possibly pulled as it was pretty clear where the pics were taken, I thought), her soccer team, and can be relied upon for blow-by-blows of her own high academic standards and also explained the recently-discussed preponderance of underwear moments in Lost in Translation.

Well, honestly, I have to say, this is the sort of thing that leads to unknown, possibly dangerous, highly-energetic social events.

Furthermore, while I am a retiring sort of local blogger, who politely realizes that tonight is the night I must polish the silverware on being encouraged in a neighborly fashion to drop by at the Meetup or what not, I feel that should point out to SJ and Heather that daymented is someone I knew when she was fourteen.

At that time, my interactions with her were largely confined to sleepily picking up the phone bright and early on select weekday mornings in my college dorm room, whereupon a young girl’s voice would respond to my bleary, pot-smeared “Hello?” with the unsettling sobriquet “Dad?”

She would then blithely instruct me to call her high-school principal posing as her father in order to enable her to play hooky that day.

Being a bear of very little brain, I certainly did as instructed, several times.

My understanding is that a few years in Vegas straightened her right up, and today she’s a fine, upstanding young woman. A fine, highly energetic, upstanding young woman.

The things you people could get up to frighten me, slightly. But it could be a really great thing, too: like, you could invent a cheap, reliable source of non-polluting energy that’s easily manufactured from chicken poop, and thereby bring about world peace and a universal expansion of family-based agriculture. Or something.

fanimatrix

Fanimatrix: just what you think it might be. Posted sight unseen, via BoingBoing, as a followup to my thinking out loud the other day, and becasue t has come to my attention that if there can be Star Trek bands, there can be Star Wars compilation CDs.

That’s nearly the kind of licensing challenge that makes me think I need to pick up the phone and talk to my licensing schmoes, but Lucas is waaay outta their league.

Huh, looka there:

“6. Dow Jones & The Industrials – R2-D2 (4:20)”

Research reveals that this band is not the band I was hoping they would be.

The connections of that other band, Dow Jones & The Industrials, to my perennial obsession, the Gizmos, are very, very deep. DJI was the other early punk/new wave band in Indiana in the late seventies/early eighties, and in fact shared the 12″ split LP “Hoosier Hysteria” with them. The most recent Gizmos reunions were intended as benefits for DJI founding drummer Tim North, who unfortunately passed away before the shows. DJI did play the shows as scheduled, I believe.

Head Gizmo and pilot of the Vulgar Boatmen Dale Lawrence wrote a preview of the shows, and an appreciation of North, in the May 14 Nuvo.

I do not know if they played “R2-D2.” It seems unlikely, as it’s another band’s song. But a song about Star Wars would not have been totally inconceivable; they incorporated a sufficient amount of bleeping techno burble that something intriguing might well have emerged.

Midnight Thunder Express

Last night I enjoyed a pleasant pub crawl with my pal Don. Being of a certain domesticated temper these days, I spend far less time in bars than I once did, and a salutary survey of the local watering holes was well in order.

We began with the newest kid on the block, Clever Dunnes’, an Irish pub that opened about a year ago. They have great food and a good selection of beers, and sometimes they even play Irish music in weekend nights. There was an irish football game on the telly, and we had a pleasant meal and a couple pints of Guinness. I was struck by the low smoker quotient.

(I should note that my old band, the Bare Knuckle Boxers, occasionally plays there. The picture on their site is from a June gig in that location.)

We then headed over to Pike (or is it Pine? after thirteen years, i still can’t get it straight) and wandered into Kincora’s, another joint that the Boxers have been known to play from time to time. In fact, I’ve played gigs there going back at least ten years, starting with a Halloween gig (in a different band from the Boxers) in which our guitarist yanked the neck of his Mosrite Black Widow in such a way as to chip the tooth of our lead singer – I was wearing a full-head mask, which made it impossible to see what had happened – I just saw Tod go down like a sack of bricks, and when he got up, there was blood all over his face. He just kept singing, though. What a trouper.

Kincora’s has clearly become the hipster destination of choice on the lower hill – it was appropriately seedy and featured a wide variety of creatively dressed pierced, and tattooed young people. It was interesting to me that as far as I could tell, I did not recognize more than one of the people in the bar by sight, presumably a testament to my domesticated status.

From there we wandered up to Linda’s, crowded as ever on a weekend night. Linda’s crowd remains young, but unlike the aggressively uber-hip crowd I recall from the joint when it first opened, the youngsters bellying up were much less prone to be wearing a mesh-back baseball cap with a seventies satin shirt, for example, or to sport a septum ring. Now, I’m not saying that the bar was full of puffy-haired yahoos, but the overall hipster quotient was quite low. In a way, it’s almost a relief to know that there’s a place for these folks on the Hill.

Next, we wandered up to the Bad Juju Lounge, which Don had never dropped by before. His curiosity was piqued by my semi-joking characterization of the place as ‘the goth bar.’ As advertised, there was a distinct preponderance of black garb in the bar; but, as with Linda’s, I was somewhat surprised at the diminution of concern with costume among the clientele. I suppose that the presence of the Vogue right next door probably draws off the folks who are most focused on latex-wear and so forth.

We then wandered vaguely by Barca and over to the corner by the Wild Rose – I was surprised to see that apparently the teahouse in the condo building had closed down. We debated the options, but were drawn down toward the bar that I’ve inhabited more than any other, the sainted, beloved Comet (another place I’ve gigged, too). They were having a show, and the loud rock was pouring into the street. We stopped by the corner windows and looked in – you can see and hear the bands playing with no difficulty.

It quickly became apparent that the band playing was fantastic. I recognized the imposing bulk of their guitarist, who Karel had introduced to me at the Comet a few months ago. The Comet is right around the corner from a major practice hall, known as the Chophouse, where tons of bands practice; gigs at the Comet can have a kind of hometown vide as a result, since the musicians that pass one another in the fetid, loud, smoky halls of the practice space will frequently adjourn to the Comet for a cold one and conversation. It was clear that this gig was one of those, the musicians interacting with specific people in the crowded space, the play area mapped out on the floor only by the monitors. It was punk rock the way punk rock is at its’ best, and Don and I quickly realized it would be better to stand inside the bar with a beer than outside without.

The band was Midnight Thunder Express, and they were playing a farewell show before they head out on a six-week European tour. I can’t begin to convey the excellence of the show and the band’s sound. It was a perfect way to close out the night – the serendipitous nature of finding the show was wonderful.

the Twain

So, speaking of Mark Twain, the exceptionally obsessive out there will recall that I plunked down nearly five bucks for the complete works of Mark Twain in Palm-compatible formats about a month ago. It’s a formidably huge amount of data, as I noted.

There’s something singularly delightful in the act of reading the material on the Palm – Twain once went bankrupt attempting to fund a typesetting device, and his fascination with the improbable faculties of technology mean I rather fancy that he’d probably own every Newton ever released as well as much more recent models of Palm than my own rather aged device. (The fan of the interweb as a device for the presentation of information may be well-advised to take a peek at that link – it’s the nicely put together companion site to the Ken Burns Twain bio from last year.)

On the other hand, the lack of non-integral reference matter – such as original publication dates for the books, front and end matter situating the work in the author’s career, drawings, maps, that sort of thing – somewhat undercuts the success of the format, as I have to rely on my sketchy recollections of the facts of Twain’s life to figure out when a work was written, for example.

To date, I’ve completed “A Tramp Abroad,” which is a jocular account of a European tour in the 1880s, I think (including the oft-cited essay, “The Awful German Language”).

I have also finished “The Mysterious Stranger,” famed as Twain’s darkest work, full of rage at God for the injustice of the universe.

Interestingly, there’s controversy about the authorship of the work.

I’ve just begun “Roughing It” (Twain’s account of his journey to the West and subsequent life there) and will certainly move on to read “The Innocents Abroad” as well shortly; I intend to Google about to learn of other Twain travelogues and read that whole subset before reading the stuff we’ve all read as kids.

Beyond that, “The Mysterious Stranger,” was, to my taste, quite hilarious. It certainly does reflect a world-view that is traditionally tut-tutted over. Yet, it’s roughly my world-view, although Twain’s deist rage is something I lack, not holding the tenets required for directed anger at a supernatural being.

I’ve heard that “Letters from the Earth” is another black-humor book, but I was unable to raise it via the project gutenberg search engine. I don’t know if it is in the material I have for the Palm, which I think is entirely derived from the Gutenberg stuff. Apparently not published until 1962, I’d guess that explains its’ absence from gutenberg.

Amusingly, I still retain a Twain postcard from a childhood visit to Sam Clemens’ hometown of Hannibal, Mizzoo.

Reading “A Tramp” was interesting also at least partly because a substantial portion of the work describes travels in or near the Swiss Alps, from the vicinity of Zermatt to the other side of Lake Geneva, near Mont Blanc (which is in France, but Twain was untroubled by this details). As a teenager, I lived in Lausanne, directly across the Lake from the primary French port on the lake for access to the mountain, and so these portions of the book cover Twain’s travels to locations I too recall.

Interview

I interviewed Ezra Clatyan Daniels today at Zanadu II in the U-District for the next Ink and Pixels (for the first issue out in October). It’ll be the first time I try to move beyond the unsuccessful set-questions format I’ve been using.

I have a good forty-five minutes of tape to boil down to 400 words. I’m sort of not looking forward to the bloodletting.

Daniels is a youngish fellow – in his mid twenties. His gifts are pretty apparent – the maturity of the plotting in the books he just completed, “The Changers” books one and two, each 90-odd pages long, is remarkable. Only occasional narrative or prose choices allow a certain youthful naivete to gleam through.

After our chat I dropped by my pal Spencer’s and ranted about my fascination with and interest in fan-created entertainments such as those Star Trek bands I was amazed by earlier this month. See, it’s not just stuff like the bands. I actually interviewed Jimm and Josh Johnson, the creators of Starship Exeter, a remarkably successful reimagining of an original-series Star Trek episode, last spring, but never got Cinescape to run a piece in the mag (shakes fist).

Let’s not forget my interview, also, with David Sander, the man behind Man Conquers Space.

The Exeter folks also link to Star Wreck, a Finnish Star Trek parody that appears to have outgrown itself and morphed into something unknown; and also to Hidden Frontier, a Trek-based fan-produced series (four seasons to date) that appears to integrate the ‘reel-builder’ orientation seen in many of the fan-produced Star Wars projects (such as ‘Troops’).

fanfilms.com appears to be ahead of my personal curve on this material at the moment, in fact.

Additionally, in the lead-in to the release of the first Lord of the Rings, Wired ran a long article about the passionate and eccentric fan-culture that the books themselves had generated in the two generations prior to the flicks.

In my ranting at Spencer, I tied all of this together and riffed into other interesting, slightly hard-to-comprehend florescences of our culture such as, oh, the SCA, of course, and less obviously, historical re-enactors, from Williamsburg (check out that URL: “history.org”) to Hal Holbrook and the Civil War.

Somehow, what Stovokor and No Kill I are doing is directly related to what thoise Civil War guys are doing. The fact that the Johnsons, among others, are turning out entertaining product, full of invention and soul and passion, via homebrewed media production techniques, is part and parcel of everything stange and good and economically disruptive in the world. For my money that Star Trek fan film stuff is a great deal more engaging than the slick, ironic Star Wars stuff. But I bet there are Star Wars fan films that are right up my punk-rock, awkwardly sincere alley.

Well, it was a rant. Now I have the task of ordering it into a fertile area to treat as writers’ material. Where to begin?

Lull

Is it just me, or is there a lull?

I mean, Jim took the month off to climb burning mountains, and Ken took a break. They both came back and are conspicuously wordy. Logorrhetic. Long-winded, like. Charged up, really. Rarin’ to go.

But, geez, I’m missin’ days – B2 uses the exact same words I did. The cheery bullets in my blogroll are fewer, somehow, than I expect them to be.

Sigh.

Is it the weather? The war? The end of Bennifer? Where has the flow, flow, flow gone?

Ah well.

Analytically, for me personally, it’s a combination of things – September always blows for me, in greater or lesser degree. I’m working on an ongoing project which included signing an NDA, which I hate to do and don’t worry about consciously but it ain’t like I’m blabbin’ about it here.

Then there’s the whole keeping-my-powder dry issue regarding pieces I’m working on for outside of blogland… It seems that in the past when I’ve blathered on in undisciplined fashion here as I’m prepping a piece, the piece benefits later as my angle and some hooks and stuff often get worke out here instead of in the first draft.

Humina.

Well, you know…

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That’s about six years old. Both long hair and facial hair are gone. Silly facial hair grown for Halloween, a magnificent Regency swordsman’s get up. I may have had a great floppy hat as well. Arrr.

Captain, What Be Arrrr Headin' Now

Avast me hearties! I’ve been swipin’ the booty from this scurvy site:

Pyrates TrArrrslator

Well t’streets have been swept, And t’leaves have all washed away,
And I find meself stumblin’, On somethin’ I’m tryin’t’say.

Ahoy! t’breathin’ has stopped, But t’hair keeps on growin’,
T’anchor’s been dropped, But t’crew keeps on rowin’,
Captain, what be our headin’ now?

Just t’echo remains, Of t’refraino’a splice t’mainbraceen song.
That I spent all me days, Trainin’ parrots t’sin’ along.

Now thar’s some kindo’answer, Bein’ demandedo’us.
But tonight be infected, I guess we should squeeze out t’pus.

Yeah thar’s dust on t’rules, Of this game we’re tryin’t’play.
So I can’t tell if I’m gettin’ closer, Or farther away.

Oh, where be you at? And where be you goin’?
T’wind doesn’t answer, It just keeps on blowin’.

Arrrrr!

(That be the Peg Leg Jason Weblevich shantey, “Captain, What Be Arrrr Headin’ Now“)