@bradleystein we used to call that Bourbon Surprise (with bourbon, obvs). The surprise happens when you try to stand up. – 03:21 AM GMT
RT: @jackwilliambell: My company is hiring a Senior PM and a J2EE Java dev. Know anyone looking for work in #Seattle? (Pls RT) #jobs – 03:31 AM GMT
dangerousminds.net/comments/every… // worth a couple minits – 05:53 AM GMT
Ah! last season of Poirot! Yayy! Dang! So dark! – 05:56 AM GMT
These late ones always make me sad my Christie-loving complicated-family grandmother passed away before I knew the work. – 05:56 AM GMT
Special-ordered vegetarian hippie cult restaurant cookbook. Said venue, favored childhood nosh joint. No really. Best food. Cult hippies. – 05:59 AM GMT
Flipped thru book, not sure I want to make any of the dishes. 🙁 – 06:00 AM GMT
@Elizabeth_Cook @TGroman @TheMusicRoomme @mitllorrac Gizmos / date venue? – 06:01 AM GMT
Oh yeah! Except for “Hobbit Pie”. That one imagunna. – 06:12 AM GMT
dammit now I’ve made myself hungry. – 06:12 AM GMT
no really, “Hobbit Pie.” – 08:44 AM GMT
@xaimeh cartwheel into the scanner – 09:05 PM GMT
Yow, that is some quality PNW murk out there today. – 09:39 PM GMT
@marikamalaea is it a DVD remote? A calculator? Some sort of seekrit spy encryption device? a radar gun? – 10:01 PM GMT
@Elizabeth_Cook @TGroman @TheMusicRoomme @mitllorrac venue link: do317.com/event/2013/12/… // on-sale FRIDAY – 11:07 PM GMT
@jbacon Shocked! I am SHOCKED to find there’s been irresponsible lawgiving in this establishment. – 11:10 PM GMT

my eyebrow hair is long enough that it has started getting into my eyes – 12:18 AM GMT
@johnpstrohm @marc999fm hoo boy. Marc, I’ll need to see an ID. – 02:12 AM GMT
@marc999fm @johnpstrohm ID ID’d. You were LH crew back in the day. Did you join us at the justly-celebrated Naked Guy event? – 02:16 AM GMT
@marc999fm @johnpstrohm boom. the Naked Guy was Steve the Head, he’s yet to internet resurface. Not sure I had a phone in my room. – 02:18 AM GMT
@marc999fm @johnpstrohm Laird would have had a phone, and a desk even. So prolly his room. – 02:19 AM GMT
@marc999fm @johnpstrohm so anyway. Long before he passed away (well, four years before) his folks decided to sell the house. 1988. – 02:20 AM GMT
@marc999fm @johnpstrohm by then there had been two years of untended cat poop in that half-bath. Realtors gamely trooped the slumlords thru. – 02:21 AM GMT
@marc999fm @johnpstrohm it sold and AFAIK has been student rental ever since. Local ska-sters Johnny Socko had it as a band house for a few. – 02:22 AM GMT
@marc999fm @johnpstrohm Last time I visited it was theirs, 1992 or so. No discernible stench. Next time we’ll do it proper. – 02:23 AM GMT
@johnpstrohm @marc999fm might even have been after ‘92 by a bit. Long time ago by now anyway. – 02:26 AM GMT
@marc999fm @johnpstrohm funny thing, even though we had two years of shows at that house, the prior one is the one I still have dreams of. – 02:29 AM GMT
@marc999fm @johnpstrohm it is also still student ghetto. Midnight Butthole Surfers. First Violent Femmes LP. Glenn Danzig getting doused. – 02:30 AM GMT
@johnpstrohm @marc999fm hand out that HYF vinyl at Discount Den – 02:30 AM GMT
owning a house makes me so crabby. the fireplace, though. basically a shack and a woodstove would be cool. – 05:26 AM GMT
@mcgee_gorgo “autobios comics” ftfy – 05:32 AM GMT
@sumit cave nice. fire good. /squints suspiciously at caveneighbor’s newfangled “wheel” – 02:54 PM GMT
RT: @winjer: Ogre Designers Edition pic.twitter.com/NNq5vdnYrk – 02:56 PM GMT
duly noted investigatingpoirot.blogspot.com – 04:27 PM GMT

@ezrakilty in-app buy! – 01:09 AM GMT
@ezrakilty “World of Rope,” oh geez, i kill me – 01:10 AM GMT
@johnpstrohm wow dude. if i still had the “Hate yr friends” tee I’d be waving my hand around, but time and tide has swept it away – 02:40 AM GMT
Spotted on FB, Rezillos, Flying Saucer Attack. I have and treasure the vinyl. youtu.be/IgmbfXld3z8 – 04:47 AM GMT
Train horn? Or boat? – 06:01 PM GMT
must be a boat in Ballard harbor – 06:02 PM GMT
@mubay @whybark find each other and have a drink – 06:11 PM GMT
@mubay not i but apparently @whybark is (Josh, PDX, web dude, distant distant distant cuz, long story. have him tell you) – 06:13 PM GMT

@BitterOldPunk @frankrogan I had the intent to tune in in the 3rd. I found the game, saw the score and took my hat off sadly for a moment. – 02:04 AM GMT
@mubay awesome and horribly entitled all at once. but very much like an SF novel. HMMM – 02:09 AM GMT
@DanEngler @mubay that’s it we’re all booking – 02:09 AM GMT
@tclancy dude, the feels – 02:13 AM GMT
1. oven roast chicken taking WAY TOO LONG2. JB ATV2 rehomed on new screen with reasonable results3. we took no salmon-run hike today 🙁 – 02:15 AM GMT
@esinclai wow, get back to me – 02:17 AM GMT
@Longreads @emilybazelon @Slate @madamjujujive woah, thanks mjj. – 03:00 AM GMT
@gjcharlet 1. go to my oven2. take out roast chicken3. eat pic.twitter.com/4qR4C75ZgX – 03:02 AM GMT
@christy_ms Christy, you dropped the Twitter username you were hoping to address, just fyi – 05:57 AM GMT
@madamjujujive such as it is or appears – 05:59 AM GMT
@mubay cargocollective.com/phildesignart/… – 06:04 AM GMT
@imontheradio recipes, ha! – 06:05 AM GMT
some iOS games that I wish existed – 07:51 AM GMT
Zeppelin simulator – 07:51 AM GMT
non-twitch persistent sandbox universe Traveller, zero tablet-waving navsim component, zero tappity combat. EV iOS, of course. MM cool. – 07:53 AM GMT
Age of Sail Bosuns Edition: detailed multi-masted sailing ship sim. From top-heavy galleons to the fleetest clipper ship. Technology sim. – 07:56 AM GMT
World of Rope: From Troy to Manila. Learn about rope technology, manufacture, and use through the millennia. – 07:58 AM GMT
The Happy Hearth: Fireplace and Coal Stove combustion management and simulation – 07:59 AM GMT
@DanEngler ah yes. X-Plane iOS has an STS sim & an Apollo sim inbuilt. Lots of ‘don’t touch that’ in there. – 08:00 AM GMT
I should note there are sailing sims out there, but the ones that are realistic focus on contemporary leisure sailing. – 08:03 AM GMT
The ones featuring older vessels don’t often include much in the way of crew management. Which reminds me! – 08:04 AM GMT
Star Trek: Bridge Commander has been abandonware since it was released, and even though the vessel is the 1701-D, it’s what I want for sail. – 08:05 AM GMT
on iOS, that is. Which, yeah, nope. Having ST:BC on iOS would be awesome on its own, for that matter. – 08:06 AM GMT
@praguepainter yeah there’s a bunch in that genre. the ones with tall ships usually focus on other aspects of the vessels than crewing. – 08:57 AM GMT
@praguepainter which totally makes sense, that’s harder to translate to a game than ship movement and stuff – 08:58 AM GMT
@sculpin fireplace insert or pellet stove? blower or no blower? oops, your firemesh curtain melted. penalty, you’ve violated the burn ban. – 03:30 PM GMT
@sculpin warning, green wood! angry neighbors storm your home. oh no! not enough kindling! laminate scrap wood: burn or not? – 03:31 PM GMT

@johnmoe dear lord and I thought the kitty wells one was disturbed – 01:09 AM GMT
@arthurwyatt TMI – 01:15 AM GMT
maybe I should rig power outages at my house like twice a month – 01:22 AM GMT
RT: @kokudaimiumiu: 軍艦巻きって軍艦巻いてる姿想像したんだけど、、、検索したら想像よりハイレベルな物出てきて内心焦ってる pic.twitter.com/D1lwtzJaL5 – 06:52 AM GMT
@christy_ms is Kevin on Twitter? – 07:36 AM GMT
@arthurwyatt this is good feedback. however, the only way it will have an effect is if they are evangelical about the viewpoint. – 07:38 AM GMT
@mcgee_gorgo i’ve never posted once about my weight and body image issues sirrah – 07:40 AM GMT
RT: @SamSykesSwears: This picture was intended to illustrate the “horrors” of suffrage, but damn if that doesn’t look like an awesome bar pic.twitter.com/5Ch5k8uiBc – 07:41 AM GMT
@christy_ms @kokudaimiumiu attn @ancientwaykevin – 08:12 AM GMT
someone posted some clips on FB from the Vulgar Boatmen show now ongoing in the midwest and it is like ta kill me – 08:14 AM GMT
@christy_ms @ancientwaykevin for everyone! cheap! – 08:14 AM GMT
more than ten years and four thousand miles away: youtu.be/YOJ1lDHhv84 – 09:03 AM GMT
@BitterOldPunk dude! – 06:46 PM GMT

@BitterOldPunk Budweiser and Monte Christo sammiches if i recall correctly. Perhaps there’s been menu expansion. – 12:00 AM GMT
@EricIndiana attn! terminal-boredom.com/forums/index.p… – 01:05 AM GMT
@BitterOldPunk YES – 01:16 AM GMT
@BitterOldPunk we call that “the spiral.” – 01:32 AM GMT
@EricIndiana IT CAN NEVER BE KNOWN (ted n. shows up at the end of the thread) but also TEE SHIRTS – 04:22 AM GMT
@ezrakilty you may be the victim of a timeshift – Halloween was last weekend – 05:21 AM GMT
@ezrakilty oo er – 05:23 AM GMT
RT: @brianmrosenthal: Here we go again. New totals show Sawant closing gap to 1,237 votes. She won 58.4% (!) of latest batch, now is at 49.49% overall. #waelex – 06:51 AM GMT
@BitterOldPunk pic.twitter.com/R0dCR4Rr9w – 05:01 PM GMT
@JonWriters love that record. – 05:12 PM GMT
…and! first inline-image spambot blocked. – 05:19 PM GMT
@hodgman loved that guy in the Hardy Boys – 07:01 PM GMT
@gjcharlet theamericanguide.org/post/640233682… // note “space camp” jacket – 07:13 PM GMT
@UnlikelyWorlds @arthurwyatt that is indeed excellent! – 09:39 PM GMT

@gjcharlet wow – 11:44 PM GMT
aaaaugh i accidentally that fucking you are invited song aaugh – 11:45 PM GMT

@mubay maybe you should get an agent knocktounlock.com /// can’t see you in the loafers, though – 02:00 AM GMT
@telemetrist HUZZAH – 02:01 AM GMT
RT: @telemetrist: Day 14,253: a grey hair appears – 02:01 AM GMT
@ezrakilty instead Clooney gets the magic dudebro role. // i did quite like the camera into the helmet / debris thru the head join – 02:03 AM GMT
@mubay no no the market will catch up to us. we bin distruptin they shizz fo twenny thuddy yearn // plays dumb banjo riff – 02:05 AM GMT
@mubay @telemetrist TRUMPET FANFARE, MELODEON LIVING ROOM PARADE // plays dumb banjo riff – 02:06 AM GMT
@mubay @telemetrist gercain fomular nuthin npboards.com/index.php?p=/d… – 02:08 AM GMT
RT: @joelmchale: Thank you @reddit and @Redsox i.imgur.com/7TYIrla.gif – 02:14 AM GMT
@LeVostreGC for ye love of Jude, Montresor – 02:20 AM GMT
@anildash twitter.com/mathowie/statu… ?(joking, of course) – 02:21 AM GMT
@LeVostreGC or a peatbog! creating the bogeyfones. – 02:23 AM GMT
@ThoughtOnTracks stop that – 04:25 AM GMT
@ThoughtOnTracks can’t just drop by on a whim, and yeah, the most beautiful place in the world. enjoy it for me. – 04:27 AM GMT
@manwhoyells WARRANT CARNY – 04:30 AM GMT
@mathowie EJECT EJECT – 04:33 AM GMT
@alan_maguire ground floor! – 07:29 AM GMT
@LeVostreGC BRAVO – 03:39 PM GMT
@praguepainter cheery! – 03:43 PM GMT
@praguepainter just tack the stockings on that mantel, good to go! – 03:46 PM GMT
@praguepainter rough seas ahead – 03:49 PM GMT

@ardaniel the Google Argybarge is teh command and control center – 12:59 AM GMT
@ardaniel shit what are you DOOOING the bot is now chasing the cat waving the plunger whilst the ipad videohead is plaintively keening – 01:00 AM GMT
@Eleonorre @anticdent ha ha no – 01:02 AM GMT
RT: @billyeichner: Congrats to Mike Ditka and all the other gay people who can now get married in Illinois! – 01:03 AM GMT
@lorenacupcake INORITE – 01:03 AM GMT
@mcgee_gorgo I’m never voting for you in a municipal election again. uh um wait um – 01:06 AM GMT
@madamjujujive noooo come back – 01:07 AM GMT
@jordan_harper I’m comfy holding Ronald Reagan responsible. death squads were a signature foreign policy tool, of course it comes home. – 01:13 AM GMT
@gjcharlet mm, he wants to hold public office. FUN MUST BE MADE. – 01:23 AM GMT
@arthurwyatt oh yeah – 02:48 AM GMT
@mubay Jim – 02:51 AM GMT
@mubay takes one to know one – 02:53 AM GMT
@sculpin that’s how I know which red Subaru with a cargo box is mine – 02:55 AM GMT
@mubay yum! – 02:56 AM GMT
RT: @keithplocek: This story by @JoshHarkinson on Dr. Bronner’s make me feel all tingly. ow.ly/qwThH – 02:57 AM GMT
That Dr. Bronner’s story would be great, if I had set foot on a single store that carried Dr. Bronner’s products in the past six months. – 02:58 AM GMT
in, not on – 02:59 AM GMT
RT: @dansinker: New Yorkers. Not sure how this works, but if you get a choice, choose to join the Baseball Furies: …nentplastichelmet.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/tumblr… – 02:59 AM GMT
@madamjujujive @JohnM9 the big room a bit drafty? i hear ya. – 03:04 AM GMT
@fantagraphics @theSHQ YOU MUST ADD THIS AS A STRETCH GOAL – 03:05 AM GMT
@manwhoyells um, bartell’s um, nope. not in the last 6 months. – 04:42 AM GMT
hm, @NewYorker, seems silly to keep genre fan-bait behind the paywall, because i have no reason to pass it along to my non- subscriber pals. – 06:21 AM GMT
RT: @AsiaObscura: I unexpectedly just bribed my way into Arthur C. Clarke’s home, and spent the morning rifling thru his stuff. WTF? asiaobscura.com/2013/11/siftin… – 03:29 PM GMT
RT: @Sherman_Alexie: How to make USA better? Universal pre-school & tuition-free college. – 03:34 PM GMT

@hell0jed correct, you will have to have roommates. – 04:30 AM GMT
this is interesting. for twenty years I have been a scroll-completist in online social environments. now, Facebook won’t let me do that. – 05:03 AM GMT
& Twitter has begun to emulate certain FB user-steering decisions in such a way as to make OCD completism harder. (inline threading, media) – 05:05 AM GMT
which means I can’t settle OCD via online social completism anymore. Instead, it exacerbates it. I think I may have to drop out. – 05:06 AM GMT
Hell is other people, after all. – 05:08 AM GMT
or, more accurately, hell is user-interface interference. – 06:26 AM GMT
and of course soylent green is people. user-interface teams are people, my friend. – 06:31 AM GMT
@arthurwyatt @matthetube that’s pretty cool, Art! – 02:08 PM GMT
@arthurwyatt @matthetube hadn’t ever seen the image stabilized version – 02:10 PM GMT
RT: @LeVostreGC: What doth Guy Fawkes saye? – 02:50 PM GMT
@AlpacaQueen77 not in genral use, but there’s a Joe Mitchell book called “My ears are bent,” which derives from “to bend an ear” – 06:29 PM GMT
@JoeTheDough you need a black doublebreasted blazer, a cableknit turtleneck, and a bottle of Loch Lomond. And a huge country estate. – 06:35 PM GMT
@AlpacaQueen77 as do we all – 07:59 PM GMT
@AlpacaQueen77 yes. pzrservices.typepad.com/vintageadverti… (cans looked the same in the 80s) – 08:04 PM GMT
is this a joke? doublerobotics.com/?source=deck2 – 10:42 PM GMT