RT: @Sherman_Alexie: In Seattle, dude smoking cigarette just drove by in a ’56 Chevy. Was it Dr. Who?! – 12:39 AM GMT
@kcfennessy Kathy, will you source your avatar for me? She looks like my wife and it’s giving me palpitations. Tura? – 12:41 AM GMT
@TonyaMosley @RevelCreative (and pays them less) – 12:43 AM GMT
There’s this thing, I guess associated with a midatlantic US rocket launch facility, I keep noticing on the Twitter. – 12:46 AM GMT
It’s backyard photos of dusk rocket launches over dilapidated houses and yards. – 12:46 AM GMT
Dilapidated? Used, inhabited, more like. – 12:47 AM GMT
Whatever. More please. Images of escape from that. Yes. – 12:47 AM GMT
“@JoanArkham: I still feel dirty every time I play ZA. #wordswithfriends” attn @manwhoyells – 12:49 AM GMT
@deathmtn we’ve had the same model for years and i still don’t know.instinct, given the door is larger, is that they are nonsense. untested. – 01:06 AM GMT
Unnamed Bloody Mary riff: 1oz vodka, 4oz buttermilk, 1/2 oz lemon juice, dash bitters, cracked pepper. Pickle garnish, in theory. – 02:07 AM GMT
@ftrain 401k, dude. Ronnie and Stockman, disruptin’ FTW – 02:11 AM GMT
@mubay this alone should settle the debate as to the ancestry of the Fremen – 02:39 AM GMT
@arthurwyatt @hell0jed cartoony drawy fing i fink – 04:01 AM GMT
via @waxylinks, sassquach.com/journal/2013/1… – 08:36 AM GMT
@phirephoenix @ardaniel hmm, similar to the Rotring Artpen line: google.com/search?q=rotri… – 08:55 AM GMT
RT: @mubay: You can’t sell your Google Glass, they’re soulbound. – 05:28 PM GMT
@mubay well, technically retinal print but ok – 05:28 PM GMT

Crazy light – if it was warmer, it’d be tornado green. Guess it’s this might-become snow. pic.twitter.com/5Ki1PZ50uE – 12:06 AM GMT
.@ezrakilty don’t we all, at times? Does not Alki Beach call to us? Are we not all, in the end, human? – 01:31 AM GMT
@poupou wrong football color. bad omen. – 01:31 AM GMT
@lorenacupcake fiqhud – 01:33 AM GMT
RT: @sethmacy: He adjusted his Google Glasses and jumped on his Segway. He wanted to spend some Bitcoins. –excerpt from futuristic novel I am writing – 01:34 AM GMT
@sethmacy @brownpau Returning home disappointed tosee his Amazon Prime Air delivery was vaporware. Suddenly, he died in a Predator strike. – 01:37 AM GMT
RT: @manwhoyells: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Graupel – 01:38 AM GMT
RT: @mubay: I’ve read a few articles on what it’s like to work in an Amazon Fulfillment Center now. This one’s the best. pocket.co/sqMag – 03:53 AM GMT
@mubay awes – 03:54 AM GMT
As I turned into my drive, the car filled with my grandfather’s scent, cherry smoke and unfiltered Camels. – 06:07 AM GMT
He was my mom’s dad, a sharecropper from northern Missouri who relocated the family to Washington in the late ‘20s. – 06:08 AM GMT
He drove logging trucks after that until he retired, say 1930-odd until about 1970. He was huge, and kind, and funny, and laughed easily. – 06:11 AM GMT
The Camels got him, and he died of lung cancer and such in 1978. My brain is telling me something here by showing him to me tonight. – 06:12 AM GMT
Not that I have any idea what that might be. It was nice to smell him again all these years later. – 06:12 AM GMT
@hell0jed when is it not? – 06:14 AM GMT
@agent_cooper cc @hell0jed (Leo, I just hipped Coop to your relocation, go have a beer or something) – 06:32 AM GMT
@iasshole it was. – 06:33 AM GMT
@hell0jed @agent_cooper you did, it just got Apple store approved. Congrats. – 06:34 AM GMT
@hell0jed @agent_cooper he just told me on FB you get Concept Artist cred. Anyway, y’all mix it up. – 06:41 AM GMT
@MCabournSmith @alan_maguire Taintsmas – 11:08 AM GMT
@arthurwyatt did you google some pix? it’s fantastic. – 05:40 PM GMT
@arthurwyatt as well it should! – 05:43 PM GMT

RT: @LeVostreGC: Ich shalle saye yt agayne. Companyes of the world: dystopian cyberpunke fiction ys a cautionarye tale, nat a busynesse planne. – 05:12 AM GMT
.@esinclai possibly Kevin’s remaster of Austin tracks, I know Frankie wanted it out. Will chase info this week. cc @jebbanner @johnpstrohm – 05:15 AM GMT
@esinclai classy! slap on that leisure suit! – 05:16 AM GMT
dammit what I meant was – 05:18 AM GMT
OTOH this pops some odd job opps for demobbed dronies innit – 05:19 AM GMT
hmm might actually wake up at 3:21 and put some brass into that yer – 05:20 AM GMT
est-que c’est possible que je peut le faire en Français limité? ESSAYONS! – 05:22 AM GMT
alors ça fait bien des opportunités d’emploi pour les pilotes des vehicules ariennes pilotés en remotes hein hurr hurr oui – 05:24 AM GMT
hm, just doesnt’t have the same ring. rang. range. zut! zut, alors! Bien des opps pour pops des hop-props robos, hein? – 05:25 AM GMT
Literally reading Alan Dean Foster’s Star Trek: The Animated Series novelizations in my Spock bathrobe over a midnight grilled cheese. – 06:56 AM GMT
“Practical Joker,” to be episode precise. No, really, I am. – 06:56 AM GMT
@LeVostreGC so we can now playce un ordre by a simpple whistle? or is that just the pickup service? – 07:24 AM GMT
weird, i know it ain’t tonight, but i keep thinking this is a snow year. – 07:34 AM GMT
@praguepainter Eric Zimmerman, as mentioned in parent tweet 🙂 – 07:55 AM GMT
@praguepainter museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/archive/p… – 07:56 AM GMT
@praguepainter it just occurred to me that the precursor must obviously be youtube.com/watch?v=dKRK8Y… – 07:59 AM GMT
Ah, the delights of youth. youtube.com/watch?v=dKRK8Y… – 08:01 AM GMT
Please note: not me. I have never lived in Austin, and my hair did not achieve such untouched glory until the late 90s. I’m clean. – 08:03 AM GMT
@yakyunightowl I’m telling you now, that guy is not me, no way no how. But I fell out of my chair laughing, and it’s still hilarious. – 08:06 AM GMT
@yakyunightowl The “Smurf Guy” is my highschool buddy Seth, though. He split for Austin around ‘87. – 08:07 AM GMT
@yakyunightowl this guy: youtu.be/fZCHxGRSUok – 08:08 AM GMT
@yakyunightowl to clarify, since they both riff on Smurfs, “Smurf Krishna Guy”. – 08:12 AM GMT
@christy_ms @praguepainter Christy and Eric overlapped tenures at the Uptown too. – 08:42 AM GMT
@christy_ms @praguepainter TAG? I don’t know him well; I knew his sis better. Saw his paintings on that mid-90s visit at the restaurant. – 08:47 AM GMT
@esinclai @johnpstrohm @jebbanner As far as Frankie and Kevin are concerned, it’s all Frankie’s, I think that goes for Ross & co. too – 05:52 PM GMT
@jebbanner @esinclai @johnpstrohm My working theory is that Frankie released Kevin’s remaster; he’s done other direct-to-iTunes releases. – 05:53 PM GMT
yay rev Billy yay – 05:58 PM GMT
RT: @QuantumPirate: I missed an Amazon drone delivery. pic.twitter.com/neJxYANj6p – 06:04 PM GMT
@jebbanner @esinclai @johnpstrohm amzn.com/B00DIKU7MK (non-threaded tweet follows) – 06:18 PM GMT
@jebbanner @esinclai @johnpstrohm iTunes too (since 2010!) itunes.apple.com/us/album/moto-…Definitely the Austin tracks, must be Kevin’s remaster – 06:22 PM GMT
attention .@christy_ms and other Bton / Indy folks: amzn.com/B00DIKU7MK – Moto X “lost album” avail on Amazon (and iTunes, link inbound) – 06:23 PM GMT
… and here is the iTunes link: itunes.apple.com/us/album/moto-… – 06:23 PM GMT
Here’s Kevin Loyal on that Moto-X remaster at MFT a few years ago: musicalfamilytree.net/profiles/blog/… – 06:45 PM GMT

@hell0jed @arthurwyatt dude SUPER CONGRATS – 01:02 AM GMT
@matthewbaldwin lol we were driving into town to dig the Peru thing at SAM and got into an extended discussion of the, the, what is that – 01:08 AM GMT
@urbanspoon @Thrillist (improv) – 01:11 AM GMT
@gjcharlet quite a savings! (excluding inflation) – 01:14 AM GMT
Spent noon-2 at the SAM Peru show, git popped for pix by the man, in this instance a petite east asian woman. pic.twitter.com/kymhuKCy2O – 01:16 AM GMT
According to the placard, which I transcribed, having been informed pix were a no-go-zone: – 01:17 AM GMT
Roof ornament in the shape of a church,Ca. 1970Painted ceramicMamerto Sanchez CardenasPeruvian, 1942Private collection, Quebec – 01:18 AM GMT
What’s odd about this is that my parents, who lived and worked in Peru in the early 1960s, appear to have a same-scale same-subject work. – 01:20 AM GMT
I think, based on my childhood study of the object, that the sculpture my parents have is by the same hand, or perhaps workshop. – 01:21 AM GMT
Mom and Dad, you never cease to amaze me. – 01:21 AM GMT
.@DanEngler my dad actually did tell me Viracocha stories when I was a tot – 02:23 AM GMT
@middleclasstool always ask yourself, “what would jimmy james do?” – 06:20 AM GMT
@praguepainter do you know Eric, Lawrence? Bton kid, helluva painter before he blew up in gaming – 09:43 PM GMT
@johnpstrohm night and day. NIGHT AND DAY, hear? Night. And day. – 09:52 PM GMT

@JoanArkham VCR -> D/A converter (card or box, $200) -> HD (via iMovie or similar, on PC or Mac, 50-2000, ) -> DVD master -> DVD – 06:02 AM GMT
@JoanArkham easy, cheap? uh. pay someone? – 06:02 AM GMT
.@TheRealNimoy my friend Dave Lasky just made a mini-comic you might chuckle over: pic.twitter.com/lST6t3wwyx – 04:28 PM GMT
.@TheRealNimoy Apparently they debut here in Seattle today at shortrun.org pic.twitter.com/aXntLr6gZ0 – 04:30 PM GMT

@kelliebob @shawnstring @gjcharlet @arthurwyatt a few Christmases past, my pop asked my wife, “Who is this Lady Gaga anyway?” – 08:02 AM GMT
@kelliebob @shawnstring @gjcharlet @arthurwyatt so she decided showing him a video was easier than explaining. “Telephone” was the latest. – 08:03 AM GMT
@kelliebob @shawnstring @gjcharlet @arthurwyatt She found online, and they watched the extended adults-only cut together on her iPad – 08:05 AM GMT
@kelliebob @shawnstring @gjcharlet @arthurwyatt which surprised both of them since neither knew there were extended adults-only pop videos – 08:06 AM GMT
@kelliebob @shawnstring @gjcharlet @arthurwyatt I think doing so while the rest of the gathering was opening stockings and so forth was hard – 08:07 AM GMT
@kelliebob @shawnstring @gjcharlet @arthurwyatt the rest of they day they just gazed off into space, as you would … – 08:08 AM GMT
@kelliebob @shawnstring @gjcharlet @arthurwyatt … if you’d just watched an adults-only Gaga video with your cross-gender in-law on Xmas day. – 08:09 AM GMT
right: small turkey, midsize dutch oven. TRIUMPH. – 08:19 AM GMT
@christy_ms @praguepainter well, there’s the screen calibration issue. the other thing is that we were taught color is additive in light … – 07:04 PM GMT
@christy_ms @praguepainter … and subtractive in pigment. meaning when you mix two pure pigment colors the result is often a darker value – 07:05 PM GMT
@christy_ms @praguepainter but if you mix two pure tones of light the resulting hue is lighter. this is observable. – 07:06 PM GMT
@christy_ms @praguepainter but if one is viewing a lesson in the iPad Albers book on the topic, the information is being presented … – 07:06 PM GMT
@christy_ms @praguepainter … via an illuminated, not reflective medium, and therefore may argue with itself – 07:08 PM GMT
@JoeTheDough so strange Byzantium still exerts suzerainty there – 07:11 PM GMT
@sumit you’ll have to institute a lab-coats dress policy – 07:26 PM GMT
@DanEngler BEHOLD THE POWER OF THE DUTCH OVEN – 09:04 PM GMT
@sumit pressure-managed one-way airflow into the workspace – 09:57 PM GMT

RT: @molcher: Now watching Shakespeare in Love. Get Stoppard to write a Doctor Who. – 12:54 AM GMT
@hell0jed pssst… “Rainier,” as in “it sure is rainier here.” Which has the effect of making it look like a mispeling. – 12:56 AM GMT
@jackwilliambell PDX -> SEA one way 18.52 + tax, $20.00, 1971. cite: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D._B._Coo… – 02:59 AM GMT
@jackwilliambell 20 / .25 (gas metric) = 80 gallons. 80*$3=$240. Quick online hunt sets a similar flight at about $184 today. huh. – 03:05 AM GMT
@jackwilliambell guess the last metric would be average gas mileage in 1971 vs 2013. 165 miles, PDX to SEA. – 03:08 AM GMT
@jackwilliambell call it 13 in 1971. project.org/info.php?recor… – 03:09 AM GMT
@jackwilliambell … and 24 (rounded) in Jan 2013. treehugger.com/cars/new-vehic… – 03:10 AM GMT
@jackwilliambell so: 165/13*.25 vs 165/24*3, I think. $3.17 vs $20.63. Woah. Flying not much cheaper but driving has gone up a lot. – 03:14 AM GMT
@jackwilliambell thanks for catalyzing that! I sort of mused about it earlier today when looking at the Cooper thing. – 03:15 AM GMT
@jackwilliambell wait, I’m missing a comparison basis. if $20 = 240 (plane ticket), the factor is 12. 12*$3.17=$38.04. – 03:22 AM GMT
@jackwilliambell with $3 gas and 24mpg vs $0.25 & 13mpg, driving: half as expensive, not taking maintenance or car purchase into account. um – 03:25 AM GMT
seems counterintuitive. wonder if I dropped a variable somewhere. – 03:26 AM GMT
EXPERIMENTAL PIES BAKEDGRAVY COMPLETESTEMWARE LAUNDERED – 04:33 AM GMT
RT: @arthurwyatt: smithsonianmag.com/history-archae… Thanksgiving as apocalyptic tragedy, essential reading for everyone. – 05:06 PM GMT
@arthurwyatt fascinating, great read. Post it, if you haven’t already. – 05:07 PM GMT
@arthurwyatt i got all up on Jamestown a few years back but these north end deets were new to me. – 05:13 PM GMT
@arthurwyatt today we are thankful for trolling – 05:16 PM GMT
@christy_ms @praguepainter Color-aid, I believe. coloraid.com – 08:16 PM GMT
@christy_ms @praguepainter also, the Albers book has been implemented as an iPad only app. yupnet.org/interactionofc… // it’s neat but … – 08:18 PM GMT
@christy_ms @praguepainter … presentation of all that color theory, intended for application within reflective media (paint, print) … – 08:18 PM GMT
@christy_ms @praguepainter … via an illuminated, lightsource medium gives me pause with regard to some of the stuff we were taught. – 08:19 PM GMT
@praguepainter @christy_ms still happy to have it on my iPad! It just reminds me of reading Seurat’s theories. Albers is more acute, natch – 08:24 PM GMT
@praguepainter @christy_ms but both Seurat and Albers cite SCIENCE when what they mean is CAREFUL OBSERVATION whoch, well, that’s cool – 08:25 PM GMT
@christy_ms @praguepainter … and true color on the screen! don’t get me started! digital-to-print, clients FREAK OUT because of color shifts – 08:26 PM GMT
@christy_ms @praguepainter i suppose in theory Apple might have fixed color profiles for the iPad. But my experience would lead me to doubt. – 08:27 PM GMT
@praguepainter @christy_ms shit sometimes i wonder if I still can – 08:28 PM GMT

@marc999fm remember when we all got into clown noses? – 02:08 AM GMT
TABLE IS HALF SETCARBS ARE PRELOADED – 02:09 AM GMT
@esinclai @azender I am practicing division of labor – 02:11 AM GMT
@brundlefly @arthurwyatt jebus. also thank you. – 02:27 AM GMT
@mcgee_gorgo lose the remote again? – 03:10 AM GMT
@ThoughtOnTracks logically it must make the tape more prone to breakage, but believe me we never worried about it thirty years ago. – 06:15 PM GMT
RT: @ThoughtOnTracks: Download: Mad Monk & Apache Dropout – “I’m Not a Young Man Anymore” :: soundcloud.com/familyvineyard… (Velvet Underground Cover) – 10:59 PM GMT
RT: @Wendy_Mc: Ever since I blocked Upworthy from my Facebook feed I feel so much less harangued by sincerity! – 11:02 PM GMT
as god is my witness, i thought they could fly – 11:07 PM GMT

@DanEngler @arthurwyatt gurgHHHHXXxlkle gaaaaaaakkkk – 01:49 AM GMT
@hell0jed you did it! Viv said traffic was clear. – 02:30 AM GMT
@hell0jed well then, that’s the way we roll! or don’t. – 04:42 AM GMT
@iasshole oooh! Can I bring some drop off? – 04:49 AM GMT
Ison / Encke gif (no kittens, needs) – 04:53 AM GMT
spaceweather.com/images2013/25n… – 04:54 AM GMT
@iasshole ooo you saucy laundry ladies – 06:12 AM GMT
so here’s the deal: the SS Bonaventure is/is not the first canon ship with warp capacity, in the Schrõdingerian sense. Look it up. – 06:45 AM GMT
That took me hours to figure out late last night. Good to know I can still allocate my time wisely. – 06:45 AM GMT
@manwhoyells via app – 08:13 AM GMT
@praguepainter neat! – 03:50 PM GMT
attn .@brownpau RT .@praguepainter David Nixon, Outer space architect and designer, exhibit in Prague at NTK nahranicivesmiru.cz/index_en.html – 03:51 PM GMT
attn .@johnpstrohm speaking of: RT .@arthurwyatt blogs.reuters.com/felix-salmon/2… GoldieBlox, fair use, and the cult of disruption (Salomon, Reuters) – 03:59 PM GMT
@praguepainter fantastic, you’ve fond an unread Malzberg for me. I KISS YOU. – 04:06 PM GMT
hm, google.com is resolving to 0.0.0.0 from within my LAN, better check it on a phone – 04:37 PM GMT
@praguepainter dude, I love Malzberg. sold! – 04:41 PM GMT
@praguepainter nice! every so often I try to find JP’s astronaut head online (I believe it’s called “zero gravity” or similar) but never yet – 04:45 PM GMT
@praguepainter Malzberg enthusiasm: htmlgiant.com/reviews/25-poi… – 05:14 PM GMT
@manwhoyells ha ha no it’s a rickety chain of redirects ISP > Google public DNS > VPN provider with a local implementation i never use – 05:42 PM GMT
@manwhoyells in this instance it appears a wifi node had a brainfart. reboot, rock on. – 05:43 PM GMT
@manwhoyells i did actually find and run a System 7 DNS for a minute or two circa ‘99 – 05:44 PM GMT
@manwhoyells what i should get on is that all-Newton stack – 05:45 PM GMT
@sumit speaking of formalin laphamsquarterly.org/roundtable/rou… (via Mefi) – 06:33 PM GMT
attn @johnpstrohm bit.ly/1exItWy (internet smart guy / good dude Andy Baio on GBvBB) – 08:03 PM GMT

@esinclai @anticdent who knew? chrisdent.co.uk/portfolio – 02:24 AM GMT
@esinclai @anticdent or designs for bluetooth alert systems – 02:46 AM GMT
@esinclai @anticdent now I wonder if the Bloomington pen and ink guy ever got a website – 02:46 AM GMT
@esinclai @anticdent @paulSmedberg I could walk to the room wherein the one I own hangs upon the wall in a frame. Perhaps in a moment. – 03:16 AM GMT
@esinclai @anticdent @paulSmedberg no sig! hm. Redman might know, or Weaver. – 03:43 AM GMT
@anticdent @esinclai look pal he’s on your side of the pond, man – 03:44 AM GMT
@anticdent @esinclai but roit, anyway: @chrisdentldn, @anticdent: your namespace overlaps, gents – 03:47 AM GMT
@esinclai @anticdent @paulSmedberg This guy, maybe. markrigginsart.com/2201.html // hard to tell from the small repros. – 03:56 AM GMT
@anildash @rathergood.com rathergood.com/gaybar – 04:06 AM GMT
@hell0jed because of the President? Could be. – 08:34 AM GMT
@hell0jed bookmark this: wsdot.com/traffic/seattl… – 08:36 AM GMT
@hell0jed and here’s one which uses gmaps traffic. mynorthwest.com/category/traff… – 08:38 AM GMT
@hell0jed i’d say get close, assess reported traffic, decide – 08:38 AM GMT
@johnmoe maybe not: fda.gov/ICECI/Enforcem… – 05:14 PM GMT
@hell0jed beautiful country over there – 07:47 PM GMT
@michaelhoffman @23andMe community thread (login req): 23andme.com/you/community/… – 07:58 PM GMT
@michaelhoffman Bloomberg story with a smidge of analysis (implies insurer complaints as possible catalyst) bloomberg.com/news/2013-11-2… – 08:00 PM GMT