thunderstorms forecast tomorrow – prepping dog by blasting looped YT thunder through A/V system and acting like it’s happy funtime sounds – 03:05 AM GMT
RT: @mubay: First impressions: Yosemite is a clear act of industrial sabotage. That or I downloaded it from the Nigerian update server. – 03:29 PM GMT
@earinc @paulconstant zing! – 07:57 PM GMT

@BitterOldPunk “beer is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy” – ben franklin. supposably. – 12:08 AM GMT
@matthetube /resists urge to respond with link in tweet – 12:41 AM GMT
@AriTruscan i went to first grade in brookline! love that place. – 12:49 AM GMT
@AriTruscan lol, last visit was 2009 and all the turn of the century rich people houses were once again rich people instead of split rentals – 02:29 AM GMT
RT: @auditrix: Can’t wait to see Austin Lucas headline at The Observatory! @ The Observatory Orange County instagram.com/p/uW5oN_SQsx/ – 02:45 AM GMT
Wife forgot to do diabeetus testin’ after eating melty cheese tortilla. resulting minor bloodsugar issue seen as case of quesadilla deal. – 09:59 PM GMT
@surlygourmand imdb.com/title/tt005433… – 10:01 PM GMT

@hell0jed praqtiquement un Trois Chevaux! I’ve seen the two-tone one you shot. Grey and sky blue are more common production colors. – 12:53 AM GMT
@hell0jed dude, I think I have mentioned this before, but you should be doing something car-related – 12:54 AM GMT
@lorenacupcake for god’s sake – 12:58 AM GMT
@hell0jed wait. Wii-ds? Because that is a hell of a pun. – 12:59 AM GMT
@hell0jed please do – 12:59 AM GMT
RT: @whitneyarner: Best answer for who should have played Tom Bombadil comes from @misskeli: Stephen Colbert. #LOTR – 01:00 AM GMT
i thrifted hard today but there were no wizard robes OR denim hip flares. for fucxake. – 01:01 AM GMT
RT: @Sherman_Alexie: Wow, these right wing conservatives are terrified that Ebola virus might EVOLVE into something airborne & more contagious. – 01:20 AM GMT
@hell0jed hell, i have no idea. all the cool oldsters started using medium about six months ago. – 03:27 AM GMT
@surlygourmand malachi? – 03:29 AM GMT
@anildash home of excellent but grunge-overshadowed garage label Estrus Records in 1990s – 09:34 PM GMT
@anildash home of WWU, where distant elder cousin Quentin taught history – 09:35 PM GMT
@anildash major pulp and wood processing center from oh, i’m guessing late 19th c – 09:36 PM GMT
@anildash last stop on 1-5 north before canada (well, not last, but next city north is vancouver, for all intents and purposes) – 09:37 PM GMT
@anildash granted, I live in seattle and my family is from Washington state, so recent will trump – 09:38 PM GMT
@anildash after googling, I may see your point of interest. I have a vague memory of local centennial coverage. – 09:43 PM GMT

Attn @linguinidimare – random dude at the Polish Home Association dinner tonite pic.twitter.com/PA24zG3jVG – 03:02 AM GMT
pic.twitter.com/Av6SdSYKDm – 03:31 AM GMT
Aftermath pic.twitter.com/LJNNfycONd – 03:33 AM GMT
Oh yeeeeah pic.twitter.com/LPoqTPRlhX – 03:36 AM GMT
@samantham OMG the TRAFFFIIIIC not just 5, both U-Dist surface bridges. 1.5h to cap hill from ngate. – 05:49 AM GMT
my iron grey hair is now well past my shoulders. perhaps I should acquire some denim hiphugger bells. – 05:51 AM GMT
@surlygourmand unknown. do my hairs vibrate upon that frequency? – 05:53 AM GMT
@surlygourmand the ggogle’s educated me. I doubt it, yet the proposition is fundamentally a satiric on, so possibly. – 05:56 AM GMT
@surlygourmand but I did also want to note this to you in specific. aftermath, polish home. pic.twitter.com/UhJUZQ1kWH – 05:58 AM GMT
@surlygourmand well, perhaps I should, but I was strictly agin metal of all stripes after the first few punk rock faggot murder attempts. – 05:59 AM GMT
@surlygourmand thus the iron grey hair, you see. – 06:00 AM GMT
@surlygourmand ha, now i see you are enjoying my cousin’s finest cinematic hour! Julie is the female lead. – 06:02 AM GMT
@surlygourmand ha ha, no the kid girl. – 06:05 AM GMT
@surlygourmand “Rachel”. Man, that’s no lead, now that i look at it. imdb.com/name/nm0459459… – 06:08 AM GMT
.@mubay that’s the spirit – 06:15 AM GMT
@surlygourmand dude, it was basically *your* corn. – 06:17 AM GMT
maybe what i really need to go with the bells are some yellow cheech wizard sneaks. or plimsouls if you will. – 06:19 AM GMT
well shit, i guess hippies can’t be choosers, white with yellow inners will do ebay.com/itm/PUMA-VAUGH… – 06:22 AM GMT
@surlygourmand wise, really. – 06:22 AM GMT
RT: @esinclai: @mwhybark striped tank top. Gallagher hat. – 06:22 AM GMT
.@esinclai depending on the bells, some sort of halloween thing might be poppin here – 06:23 AM GMT
@esinclai now we begin to see the outlines of a plan – 06:48 AM GMT
@deathmtn oooh – 05:09 PM GMT
@gjcharlet take that, death! – 05:12 PM GMT
@hell0jed deux chevaux! what a rattletrap. rode backseat from brussels to amsterdam and back one xmas. cold. car stalled on railtracks. – 10:54 PM GMT
@hell0jed indeed it was. the car got us home safe, and I am fond of them. – 11:25 PM GMT

Long drawn out dream about post-work Seahawks-themed bowling event with officemates. Puzzling, as I work at home with a cat and a dog. – 02:48 PM GMT
why would they name an official ebola car? – 05:16 PM GMT
RT: @johnmoe: Bet you anything it’s because Percy Harvin didn’t properly sort his recyclables. That won’t fly in Seattle. – 10:36 PM GMT
@mubay that’s a clown czar move bro – 10:42 PM GMT

@2000AD @juliascheele @molcher @arthurwyatt you know, some Beaton Dredd would be pretty cool – 12:17 AM GMT
@moniguzman @nytimes the NYT fingerwagging about hysteria and susceptibility to poorly reasoned ideas will never not be funny after Iraq – 12:19 AM GMT
RT: @VictorMourning: This is big news here in hillbilly country: Stringbean’s murderer to be released on parole tinyurl.com/oxslntt – 12:22 AM GMT
Wife just asked if i watched any more of that, “uh, the Ripper show, what’s it called… White Castle!” meaning, of course, “Whitechapel”. – 04:08 AM GMT
@arthurwyatt they respond to reports of fast food crime, so it’s a hybrid procedural slash kitchen reality show – 04:56 AM GMT
RT: @mubay: Roy: There’s only two of us now.Pris: Then we’re stupid and we’ll die. – 06:09 AM GMT
@mubay literally the best – 06:10 AM GMT
@JoeTheDough @middleclasstool so what you’re saying here is this is national pants week? which nation, exactly? – 12:03 PM GMT
RT: @VictorMourning: From 1942: “Can the mighty Captain America be in time to save Bucky from the Horror of the feuding mountaineers?” pic.twitter.com/HyYc6lgArw – 01:41 PM GMT
attn @arthurwyatt crunchyroll.com/girls-und-panz… – 06:20 PM GMT
what a beautiful afternoon. – 11:22 PM GMT
in the grim darkness of the far future, there are only crisp sunny fall afternoons – 11:23 PM GMT
@hell0jed I’d RT you but private acct, so. At any rate I love the wannameme – 11:24 PM GMT
@hell0jed @gjcharlet it is the season where we must all be examined for the makers mark, yes – 11:25 PM GMT
@hell0jed @gjcharlet in the grim dark of the far future, only those without the makers mark know the four steps – 11:26 PM GMT

@mubay I have been thinking a out this, and I think we are multiply fucked. – 02:42 AM GMT
@mubay not in the “will kill more people than guns or cars” or other good things sense – 02:43 AM GMT
@mubay but in the “no budget allocation for frontline workers” sense, due to limited projected danger and also MBA culture – 02:44 AM GMT
@mubay basically, if you have a friend who is a nurse, they are going to be deliberately placed at-risk over the next six months – 02:44 AM GMT
@mubay after such time realistic management strategies will evolve, over the bloody bodies of the specific hospital that hosts the start – 02:45 AM GMT
@mubay which leads me to further say, “fuck this.” – 02:46 AM GMT
night of the thin man after N beers and a whole pizza.. – 03:18 AM GMT
song. song of the thin man. – 03:26 AM GMT
“buddy hollis” – 03:32 AM GMT
oh i always forget half the dialog in this flick is jazz argot. solid. i love this fillum. – 04:16 AM GMT
@theBees solid, gates – 04:22 AM GMT
RT: @deathmtn: I look forward to Cook, Zuckerburg waving grandly, exclaiming “Behold!” at their corporate egg silos. telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsby… Via @nd_kane. – 03:31 PM GMT
RT: @deathmtn: Each egg floats in a cylinder mounted to a repurposed server rack, rotating imperceptibly. Naturally, they’re backed up in a mirror silo. – 03:32 PM GMT
RT: @deathmtn: Once or twice a year, Zuckerberg smashes one open and eats it. Chaos testing, he says. – 03:32 PM GMT
RT: @deathmtn: They are all in varying stages of growth. They vary wildly in deformity, but they are all wearing black turtlenecks. – 03:32 PM GMT
RT: @deathmtn: But no, there are no eggs here at all. Just writhing humanoid figures in glass cubes howling unintelligibly but forcefully. – 03:32 PM GMT
RT: @deathmtn: You thought you made it into Alexandria, Apple’s newest egg silo, nested within the perpetual fog at the center of their ring-headquarters. – 03:32 PM GMT

“@SirPatStew: #jamesthurber instagram.com/p/uHViXrOjGl/” attn @esinclai – 01:49 AM GMT
@BallardBot love it, i now have a false memory of reading it – 07:38 AM GMT
.@BitterOldPunk “who’s got the soup / it’s them not us / who’s got the soup / we’ll make a fucking fuss / SOUP CRISIS / SOUP CRISIS” – 03:56 PM GMT
.@BitterOldPunk “we’re in the soup now… (bridge) sitting in the kettle / as the heat builds up / we’re the potato and the oxtaaaaaail” – 03:58 PM GMT
@BitterOldPunk SOUP CRISIS SOUP CRISIS attn @joshmillard banjo cover please – 03:59 PM GMT
RT: @dduane: The #Kermit: dduane.tumblr.com/post/999863089… #tarot pic.twitter.com/8LmZ3mGtLJ – 04:09 PM GMT
@arthurwyatt and @hell0jed may be interested in my comment here: metafilter.com/143589/A-pleas… /// or not, maybe – 05:32 PM GMT

FB friend and ex coworker that I always thought was awesome and 30-odd just invited me to her 60th birthday party. Woah. – 01:04 AM GMT
@middleclasstool schaden fade – 02:58 AM GMT
@misskeli EEEEEYYYYAAAAUUUGH – 03:32 AM GMT

@egypturnash do you use a Wacom? Can’t you assign stuff to the pen menu flyouts? – 02:27 AM GMT
had to go to a Thing and leave a thunder-freaked dog alone. Man is he glad I’m back. – 02:30 AM GMT
going full bachelor. cold leftover pork stew on stale, possibly moldy burger bun over sink. don’t want to add to dish pile. – 03:29 AM GMT
followed by full-on back to back mainlining marathon of The Thin Man movies with an option to roll noir or Hitch as desired. yeeeah – 03:38 AM GMT
allow me to re-emphasize: THIN MAN MOVIES – 03:49 AM GMT
@egypturnash it’s your axe! how aggravating. i used to use a third-party application to roll-my-own back in pre OSX days, but not lately. – 05:09 AM GMT
@LeavittAlone blackbirds, obvs – 07:01 AM GMT
just this very second realized that “the die is cast” refers to metal manufacturing, not rolling dice – 05:22 PM GMT
@clarissawam interesting, no, i definitely just read a cite where it referred to metal casting. link in a moment. – 05:26 PM GMT
@clarissawam sabr.org/bioproj/person… page search “die was cast,” section referring to the subject’s character formation – 05:28 PM GMT
@clarissawam but obv. Caesar has temporal precedence, so SABR writer has mangled the reference. but in an elegant and inventive way! – 05:29 PM GMT
Just watched what can only be described as a small tsunami come ashore on Puget Sound – 07:12 PM GMT
@arthurwyatt saw that (not in person) – had to drive right as the evening storm rolled through. literal blinding rain. – 09:42 PM GMT
@arthurwyatt the tsunami thing was totally interesting and unsettling. watched it roll across the sound for 30 minutes. – 09:43 PM GMT
@arthurwyatt throwing up breakers at midsound, about four feet high, then when it came ashore it rolled about fifteen feet more inland – 09:44 PM GMT
@arthurwyatt but never got tall as it climbed the shoulder of the sound floor. then about 30 mins later, a small echo wave. – 09:45 PM GMT
@arthurwyatt as if the Sound was being sloshed back and forth. there was a quake in kent at 9:30, but this was at noon. who knows. – 09:46 PM GMT
@arthurwyatt alert Fox Mulder! – 10:24 PM GMT
@gjcharlet i did this exact thing to my sister’s hair in the ICU. – 11:12 PM GMT
@gjcharlet you should maybe look for something for her to keep the hair in. that was why i did it; she may not have it in mind. – 11:16 PM GMT
@gjcharlet when i handle Suzy’s hair, my body heat activates her scent, still, 30 years later. – 11:18 PM GMT