attn @esinclai, for info on mr. pepys’ imbroglio of this day. right column. digicoll.library.wisc.edu/BookofDays/127… – 02:04 PM GMT
@sumit it’s hard to credit them with secret ageless plotting against the crowned heads, but what do i know – 05:10 PM GMT

@sumit it is, innit? i regret not exercising greater chutzpah whilst chez londres a couple years back. someday. – 12:44 AM GMT
since following .@HowlTweeter all of your tweets are in my head in urgent Uncle Allen poetry voice – 03:07 AM GMT
for god’s sake. Google Drive and iCloud are in a race to established the shittiest online access experience. – 07:30 PM GMT
three distinct clicks including one where I must know to ‘open in app’ to get a g-hosted spreadsheet open in a useful view. you fuckers. – 07:31 PM GMT

@sumit thanks for the invite. had been planning on skipping, but you, sir, are an influencer of at least me. Appreciated; will check it out. – 07:41 AM GMT
RT: @LeVostreGC: RT for the vanisshed goth-punke-yndustrial recorde stores of thy youthe – 07:42 AM GMT
@whybark shit! dude, let me know next time! there Sunday too. – 07:46 AM GMT
RT: @LeavittAlone: San Dimas High School football rules – 07:50 AM GMT

@arthurwyatt mmmmwahhh smooch smooch smooch – 12:47 AM GMT
@arthurwyatt *air kisses* – 12:52 AM GMT
People wearing Dodgers gear as a passive aggressive way to root for the M’s. – 01:15 AM GMT
@HowlTweeter @ezrakilty fuck yes! – 06:18 AM GMT
@DanEngler ring ring ring ring ring – 06:18 AM GMT
RT: @mathowie: I should have made a t-shirt of this pic.twitter.com/v81sMFQ8fT – 06:19 AM GMT
@DanEngler wat – 06:21 AM GMT
RT: @TNT_Mariners: Royals and A’s win. So postseason math is simple for #Mariners: Win 3 v Angels, have A’s lose 2 at Texas for Monday play-in v A’s at Safeco. – 06:22 AM GMT
@ezrakilty i loved the book, dead horses and all. but Mariners! so maybe not this time. Missing “Angels,” again, 20 years later, too. Fuck. – 06:24 AM GMT
@DanEngler um – 06:41 AM GMT
@DanEngler we can review this at the bases ball game tomorrow if you are interested – 06:42 AM GMT
have you ever noticed that steve martin and patrick stewart look like they could be brothers? – 06:45 AM GMT
RT: @Patrick_Macias: pic.twitter.com/zl3rtVLYbo – 07:49 AM GMT
you know what’s fucking great? @howltweeter is fucking great. that’s what’s fucking great. i should pipe it directly to my facebook status. – 08:03 AM GMT
highly dissapoint five mins of googlesift dint gimma simple way to do that. highly dissapoint. – 08:07 AM GMT
@theBees @HowlTweeter ha, nice. Uncle Allen, social media professional and consultant. – 07:12 PM GMT

@ColburnScott Ausum, dood! – 01:07 AM GMT
@DanEngler Canon error; clearly it should have been the Jets. – 01:09 AM GMT
RT: @dansinker: So Apple borked their livestream, crashed their webstore, hammered servers on OS8 update, and killed cell on 8.0.1. PLEAZE HERE’S MY DATA. – 01:11 AM GMT
@LeavittAlone oooh, imma rummage a bit here. quickcam 100 selfie someplace. absurd handlebar moustache. manaiacal grin. – 01:13 AM GMT
RT: @fantagraphics: Yesssss RT @EdPiskor: Library of Alexandria. pic.twitter.com/NvEH82pfTL – 01:15 AM GMT
@ardaniel @hell0jed Yeah, Rango is *great*. – 01:17 AM GMT

Viv and I are watching How to Train Your Dragon 2 and I must say, I am speechless with admiration. So incredibly beautiful to look at. – 02:45 AM GMT
Fantastic. I had no idea, had heard nothing about the film never saw the first film, and am entirely unfamiliar with the source material. – 03:45 AM GMT
Easily the best animated DreamWorks film of all time. Stunning. – 03:46 AM GMT
Only regrettable note is the character design of the bad guy: he’s dark-complected, with a broad nose, and black dreds. A Southron, sorta. – 03:48 AM GMT
@arthurwyatt if you don’t spec a script where a Judge has to deal with that on the way to work, imma be smdh – 03:54 AM GMT
RT: @johnpstrohm: “@JasonIsbell: Attn: @johnpstrohm. RT @jtkantor: Lemonheads went over surprisingly well at last night’s game. pic.twitter.com/HUi0kd20sb” Rad – 06:59 PM GMT

RT: @thebluebirdbar: 15c beer – 03:55 PM GMT

@gjcharlet two gigs a day? hellz naw. – 12:14 AM GMT
Hey tweeps – I need a compact mac BT kbd, similar to the A1314. However I would like two add’l features: backlit and pointy device onboard. – 08:43 PM GMT
this lacks only the pointing device: amazon.com/gp/product/B00… – 08:44 PM GMT
I have this, but it lasks backlight and does not have dual side cmd-set keys. newegg.com/Product/Produc… – 08:48 PM GMT
*lacks – 08:49 PM GMT
RT: @whybark: A good user experience is forcing your users to listen to “(I just) died in your arms tonight”. No play/pause/stop controls. Just romance. – 08:52 PM GMT
.@egreco @wacom any change here? I’m in the same boat, it seems. fuckity fuck. have a huge project I need to complete yesterday. – 10:13 PM GMT
@egreco @wacom resolution: uninstall drivers using Wacom Tablet Utility located in Applications / Wacom Tablet, reinstall drivers, reboot – 11:02 PM GMT

@zipties for me that’s not as eyepopping, due to Sid’s original film performance in which he literally empties a pistol into the audience. – 12:12 AM GMT
@zipties granted it’s fictional, but the message is unmistakable. and evidently wholly recuperable. – 12:13 AM GMT
@zipties lemme see if i can find it. lydon controls the film/audio rights and licenses partly to help family, so maybe someone someone’s ill – 12:15 AM GMT
@zipties youtube.com/watch?v=aLYblR… // dir. Julien Temple. Shot on loc at Paris Opera House, iirc. – 12:16 AM GMT
@zipties go to 3:52, let it play out – 12:17 AM GMT
@imontheradio lol – 12:22 AM GMT
@praguepainter did you ever dig rudi pozzatti’s stuff? – 12:24 AM GMT
@gjcharlet oh for johns sake – 01:42 AM GMT
@praguepainter he was either sculpture or printmaking prof at IU, his kids went to school with me. maybe retired by the time we were there. – 01:23 PM GMT
@Molly23 @ardaniel set clear production quotas. If you are a writer, X words before noon, for example. – 04:11 PM GMT

took a leak in a 500k+ Capitol Hill town home this evening. Amazed that the bathroom was smaller than the one in this place. – 09:02 AM GMT
RT: @anildash: “From the very beginning, Uber attracted drivers with a bait-and-switch.” jacobinmag.com/2014/09/agains… Just wait until self-driving @Uber cars. – 07:13 PM GMT
Sid’s “My Way” as a car ad. Holy shit. epater le bourgeoisie, c’est impossible. – 11:04 PM GMT