Tweet Digest for Wednesday, February 04, 2015 (GMT)

@RobPeoni ha ha I just realized you describe Matt as ‘teenage’ in 1990. You’re right in every way but calendrically. – 03:33 AM GMT
@arthurwyatt this reminded me that i didn’t actually d/l the last Subterranean last year, so yaay – 05:20 PM GMT
@BitterOldPunk ergo, the grey (gray) mouser? – 07:34 PM GMT
@poupou cartoons? – 11:58 PM GMT

Tweet Digest for Tuesday, February 03, 2015 (GMT)

using quickbooks is akin to rubbing a cheese grater on your face for several hours. – 01:33 AM GMT
Winehouse. – 04:52 AM GMT
fucksake, google is only delivering 2pp of results. – 05:08 AM GMT
did someone threaten them with antitrust admin or something?two pages of bullshit results is a great way to drive me away. – 05:09 AM GMT
the band (Pitbulls) showed up and got the crowd so riled up a joist broke. the floor was like a trampoline under the feet of the dancers. – 05:21 AM GMT
this was, like, 1986 – 05:22 AM GMT
@OctagonMuseum JTIV’s Virginia-presented sword – 06:25 PM GMT
@surlygourmand been twice, once right after they opened, once a couple years ago. first time was literally mindblowing, went in cold. – 11:13 PM GMT
@surlygourmand second time, the show was written by Robert Lopez (El Vez) and featured both he and Big Mike (of Puddles fame) – 11:15 PM GMT
@surlygourmand Robert cheerfully harassed the shit out of me all show, introducing me to the crowd as Ira Glass – 11:15 PM GMT
@surlygourmand so, all in all, good times. but OOF spendy. – 11:16 PM GMT
@surlygourmand the second show was definitely less boggling, which is too bad. Robert’s El Vez shows are majestic, so I was disappointed. – 11:21 PM GMT
dylan is totally throwing down on my karaoke game – 11:28 PM GMT

Tweet Digest for Monday, February 02, 2015 (GMT)

RT: @jacobinmag: Jacobin would like to apologize to all Seattle Seahawks fans and offer them the gift of international socialism. pic.twitter.com/​NoE1xkuBIv – 05:02 AM GMT
@earinc aw dude. my in-laws are OC surfers from Laguna. That shot is like a telegram to move back. – 05:04 AM GMT
RT: @frankrogan: Well, the good news is, a bunch of sick kids in Boston get to meet Star-Lord. – 05:06 AM GMT
RT: @frankrogan: GRRAAAAAAHR – 05:11 AM GMT
@BitterOldPunk WE SHALL NEVER KNOW – 05:12 AM GMT
@surlygourmand a carbuncle? – 05:13 AM GMT
alright, I follow about 300 tweeps. mostly they hate sports, yay! I did not check in here tonight at all. – 05:15 AM GMT
some folks decided to engage with the superbowl, also yay. We had pals over and I fed them awesome cuban food. – 05:16 AM GMT
Scrolling through this feed, I am so amused by the ways those of you who also engaged did so here, and I mean that with affection. – 05:18 AM GMT
Basically, if you lived near Boston, you were rooting for the Pats, otherwise, for the Seahawks, probably without a win expectation. – 05:20 AM GMT
Whatever. The pacific northwest and new england share many fundamental values and I could never imagine living any other place as an adult. – 05:21 AM GMT
But the PNW is the future. Sports is a terrible, abusive industry that is predicated on the literal destruction of human souls. – 05:24 AM GMT
We’ll be doing that more effectively, and in greater volume, with more efficiency, and possibly under revolutionary economic circumstances. – 05:25 AM GMT
Probably I won’t enjoy it. But next few years might still be pleasing to me, human cost directly observed, hopefully in minute detail. – 05:27 AM GMT
@BitterOldPunk yes yes. i actually owe you and @gjcharlet some telephone time this early spring, for the first time. – 05:28 AM GMT
@matthetube frisbee golf park across the street apparently subsidised by meth industry, which, ok cool but like quit it with the breakins – 05:59 AM GMT
@matthetube but you know I could get behind tax subsidies for meth artists such as universal health care and so forth. – 06:02 AM GMT
@BitterOldPunk universal health care – 06:03 AM GMT
RT: @GMA: No losers in this bet! Both @chris_haven and @seattlechildren will be getting @CaptainAmerica and Star-Lord visits! pic.twitter.com/​hJADsARCJ6 – 06:04 AM GMT
@BitterOldPunk can you imagine how much better everyone would feel? maybe that’s why tye bad guys hate the idea so much. – 06:08 AM GMT
@BitterOldPunk well, either way. vaginas and/or healthcare. no cowing, no sir. – 06:13 AM GMT
MY PICADILLO WAS LEGENDARY TONIGHT – 06:14 AM GMT
@manwhoyells dreamingwithjeff.com – 06:15 AM GMT
i moved an extra couch into the tube room due to guests today. i kinda like the one-couch-to-a-spouse possibility it opens up. – 06:41 AM GMT
@LeavittAlone @arthurwyatt cleans glasses, squints, decides glasses can’t do it, holds screen directly to eyeball – 06:43 AM GMT
@naxuu dreamingwithguy.comyou know, you have the power to actually do this thing – 06:45 AM GMT
@lorenacupcake @naxuu this interests me, cuz I don’t want kids and have none. no history of abuse but i can only see me as parent as a sin. – 07:49 AM GMT
@lorenacupcake @naxuu not that i’m in any way religious. I just see kids as pain vessels, so why would you make more? minority view, obvs. – 07:51 AM GMT
@lorenacupcake @naxuu there you go. a syllogism of sorts. – 05:12 PM GMT
@zipties it also leads inevitably to the one couch per inhabitant concept. not sure the cat and the dog would fully grok. – 05:14 PM GMT
Hockenberry just opened his show with the radio bit from Groundhog Day. Well played sir. – 05:15 PM GMT
RT: @kystokes: That Budweiser #SB49 ad mocked “pumpkin peach ales” — even though @ElysianBrewing, which they JUST BOUGHT, makes one: bit.ly/​1K4mCp5 – 08:10 PM GMT

Tweet Digest for Saturday, January 31, 2015 (GMT)

@vicecanada @mollycrabapple @ganzeer @LeavittAlone holy crap, that stuff is GREAT – 01:22 AM GMT
@deathmtn conservation of mass? momentum something something? leveraging the automobile investment to reduce labor costs? etc etc – 01:24 AM GMT
@mollycrabapple @vicecanada @ganzeer @LeavittAlone i want that money. i mean, you know. um – 01:24 AM GMT
@johnmoe @wits could you get Gar to sub? – 02:08 AM GMT
RT: @guardian: Dozens detained during demonstration outside palace ball in Vienna trib.al/​aGDuE5V – 02:08 AM GMT
@josephconrad_ @LeavittAlone ugh oh god hell no even 1980 was better. i mean as lived childhood years go. – 02:10 AM GMT
I MOVED A COUCH BY MYSELF ok it was just from one room to another but still – 02:11 AM GMT
@josephconrad_ it’s not 1979. Ronald Reagan was shot, for starters. or was that 1981? my point is, childhood sucks. – 02:14 AM GMT
@josephconrad_ to be clear, at the time, Ronnie taking a bullet was a total highlight. The Lennon thing right after sort of altered that. – 02:17 AM GMT
RT: @Ihnatko: I’m going to just say it: after seeing how brilliantly Marshawn Lynch handled Media Day, I won’t be at all unhappy if the Seahawks win. – 03:15 AM GMT
@Ihnatko aw, Andy. I love Boston, but Seattle is home. Reading that makes me very happy. This Brookline first-grader gives you a hug. – 03:17 AM GMT
aw yiss both bast and anubis pic.twitter.com/​4gTGkWw696 – 03:49 AM GMT
@manwhoyells i know a baba ghannouj song! – 03:50 AM GMT
@AriTruscan what sort of anarchy would ensue if the law were simply handed out for free, like community college tuition? – 07:22 AM GMT
@AriTruscan I believe last time we spoke it was via Michael Moorcock, but memory is an unreliable narrator – 07:31 AM GMT
@mighty_flynn @flipflopflying the yet-to-be Marlins Man -Ichiro grip-and-grin! A thing to anticipate! – 07:35 AM GMT

Tweet Digest for Friday, January 30, 2015 (GMT)

Read a recent take Jarmusch’s “Only Lovers Left Alive” that generously posited J’s vampires as white culture preying on brown – 01:24 AM GMT
Too deep a reading, I think. Today, a friend posted this. m.youtube.com/​watch?v=erLTbN… – 01:25 AM GMT
That’s Panther Burns covering Wanda Jackson’s “Funnel of Love”. Featured lead man? Alex Chilton. – 01:26 AM GMT
“Funnel” opens Jarmusch’s film, beautifully and memorably. Around Xmas, I got into a discussion of the movie with a NOLA-based friend. – 01:28 AM GMT
We were both somewhat puzzled by the Detroit setting. I just figured Anne Rice had NOLA locked up for vampire stories. – 01:29 AM GMT
@AlpacaQueen77 i’m wizened enough to say “who?” with no shame – 01:32 AM GMT
@AlpacaQueen77 sounds worthwhile. wish I had link trail to the “Lovers” essay, seems like I talked with the poster too. here? FB? who knows. – 01:35 AM GMT
@iheartSAM @arthurwyatt HOLY CRAP – 01:37 AM GMT
@AlpacaQueen77 nice, i love stuff like that – 01:48 AM GMT
@harryburgan fine plan – 04:26 AM GMT
@harryburgan high praise sir – 06:27 AM GMT
@poupou boo berry 4 lyfe – 06:29 AM GMT
@poupou sadly seems like last time i bought some the national tiny fallout-shelter dessicated marshmallow reserve had run dry or some such – 06:31 AM GMT
@poupou it was a while ago for me. think after you were back here. – 07:00 AM GMT
@poupou mmmmm – 07:00 AM GMT

Tweet Digest for Thursday, January 29, 2015 (GMT)

RT: @jordan_harper: I don’t know shit about football but this Marshawn Lynch fellow seems to be upsetting all the right douchebags. Go Marshawn! – 01:48 AM GMT
RT: @andrewsharp: Whatever war Marshawn critics are fighting, they already lost. grantland.com/​the-triangle/​e… – 01:54 AM GMT
Catching up on Agent Carter. Like. – 03:23 AM GMT
@devilsrancher tiny ant like robots – 04:41 AM GMT

Tweet Digest for Wednesday, January 28, 2015 (GMT)

@mubay grounds – 12:59 AM GMT
@mubay also, “calm” and possibly either “ships” or oh “cars” – 01:00 AM GMT
@wasta well what with the terlets and all – 04:30 AM GMT
@AndOtherness @astralsocialite @DeclanROwen iirc they once selflinked on metafilter. glorious. Mom I Gave The Cat Some Acid a big fave. – 01:05 PM GMT
@cstross cool! cc @mcpheeceo and @archiestore – 06:30 PM GMT
RT: @johnmoe: Besides, only Lynch is giving interviews that deconstruct the entire noton of sports interviews. Straight up Derrida in shoulder pads. – 06:35 PM GMT
@naxuu I saw the finest millennials of my generation destroyed by madness – 09:26 PM GMT
@naxuu millennials are moving to Starving and hystericizing nakedness – 09:27 PM GMT

Tweet Digest for Tuesday, January 27, 2015 (GMT)

@poupou we went nine years before we began to wonder why the house was so cold. the filter was bent into a bowl-like shape. – 04:56 PM GMT
fascinating NYTM piece on Korean adoptees and international adoption. nytimes.com/​2015/​01/​18/​mag… – 06:31 PM GMT
that korean adoptees piece is like science fiction in that it’s about unintended consequences. hope to read other adoptees’ takes on it. – 06:47 PM GMT

Tweet Digest for Monday, January 26, 2015 (GMT)

FB irritates me 24/7 and then a thread about a YA landmark engulfed in flames becomes a discussion of misremembered creepy poets – 12:02 AM GMT
@AlpacaQueen77 antmelder.files.wordpress.com/​2014/​06/​tumblr… hell yes (guitar / uke swap meaning ymmv) – 12:05 AM GMT
@LeavittAlone ACTUAL LAWLS – 12:05 AM GMT
Seattle: what say we knock off early Monday on account of East Coast blizzard? – 12:07 AM GMT
RT: @getfiscal: BBC: “Athens bans protests as Greece hosts EU meeting” yeah, assembling in central athens to discuss issues is not what democracy is about – 12:08 AM GMT
@naxuu yeah – 12:09 AM GMT
Patrick Stewart on Tavis. awww – 12:49 AM GMT
@mallelis @LeavittAlone but which rob lowe? meathead? paranoid? – 12:53 AM GMT
RT: @mubay: @mwhybark #JeSuisCôteEst – 12:57 AM GMT
RT: @lectio: False spring. – 12:58 AM GMT
RT: @CamCoEMCOMM: Nothing like a 45 degree day before a snow storm to give you false hope for early spring. – 12:58 AM GMT
RT: @ShaunMHunter: “the whole city, in its beautiful false spring, running with freshets/storm sewers roaring.”P K Page, “Chinook”#SundaySentence – 12:58 AM GMT
@arthurwyatt referent or link? no idea wotcheronaboot – 01:10 AM GMT
@pjern dehydrated? – 01:10 AM GMT
@pjern viv had a bloodsugar issue a couple years ago, we did nipot ID BP as basis but could be – 01:11 AM GMT
@pjern she is insulin-dependent diabetic since infancy so it was odd on two levels. they thought we were diabeetus idjits; we ain’t – 01:13 AM GMT
@arthurwyatt ah. weirdly, i thought displacement was the metric. but whatever, fuck that ship. SINK YOU SHITHEEL – 01:16 AM GMT
@arthurwyatt ideally, bankrupting your son. – 01:17 AM GMT
@arthurwyatt side note: on a boot – 01:18 AM GMT
@arthurwyatt there’s good in everything, my clueless hippy trustafarian bros tell me – 01:19 AM GMT
if you watch Dark Crystal and mentally substitute “girlfriend” for “gelfling” hoo boy – 02:20 AM GMT
the sneaky pets got us to feed them twice tonight within minutes of the first evening feeding – 03:26 AM GMT
RT: @sculpin: “You say ‘botched’, I say ‘folk process’.” – 03:30 AM GMT
RT: @WriterLe: This bootleg DVD of Spike Lee’s OLDBOY features a very honest review on the cover: pic.twitter.com/​it45CkDoas – 03:42 AM GMT
@ardaniel what lol – 04:29 AM GMT
@ardaniel makes sense, really. say, as often as free headphones. – 04:31 AM GMT
@ardaniel a) you’re a hero wherever regardless and b) YAAAY – 04:33 AM GMT
@keithpille so different vape supply shop? – 05:26 AM GMT
@ezrakilty we remembered the guy, btw. – 05:44 AM GMT
@ezrakilty yeah, lotta happy memories. the pizza joint next door has memories from when I was about 10, hope they are OK too – 05:57 AM GMT
@rgay @LeavittAlone wait lemme guess it’s always gonna go out with tomorrow’s mail or the next time we do a check run or log in to paypal – 06:05 AM GMT
sleeping with the window open in January more or less at the 47th parallel. wtf – 07:10 AM GMT
@misskeli come on down to the big ol’ weapons giveaway – 07:11 AM GMT
big old black dog snoring at the foot of the bed – 01:47 PM GMT