Getchya BLIMP RIDES heah!

from Zeppelin’s announcements page, dated April 19, 2002:

Want to ride in a Zeppelin? Me too! The next season begins 19 April. Book flights via Deutsche Zeppelin Reederei: http://www.zeppelinflug.de/pages/D/buchung.htm. Auf deutsch. € 335,00 – € 370,00 per person. Tell them I sent you. They’ll look at you strangely 🙂

Deutsche Zeppelin-Reederei GmbH
Allmansweilerstrasse 132
D-88046 Friedrichshafen
Deutschland

Telefon: +49 (0) 75 41 / 59 00 – 0
Telefax: +49 (0) 75 41 / 59 00 – 499
E-mail: info@zeppelinflug.de

Hey look! The krauts have a webcam pointed at the zeps!

Here’s a googlefish tranny of the deustchsprak about the webcam:

“Our Web Cam shows pictures of the anchorage for the zeppelin NT with telephoto and wide angle. The pictures are updated once in the minute by the camera. We wish you much fun with the observation of the zeppelins.”

Lessee now… As I recall, this company is actually related to the old, prewar Zeppelin company started by Herr Zeppelin at Freidrechshafen around the turn of the century and continued under the leadership of Dr. Hugo Eckener until the Hindenburg disaster. That company, though, was pretty well wrecked by both wars.

Hm, understanding the actual ties of the old company to this one must be pretty complex; I’m sure the current proprietors must be eager to embrace everything about the old Zeps except their actual use as aerial terror weapons during World War One (however abject a failure such deployment proved to be) and as ambassadors of Nazi propaganda up to the eve of World War Two.

Which leaves pretty much just the technology itself, abstracted from any messy real-world political or economic considerations.

Hmmm.

The Great Zeppelin Raid on England of 1916 is thoroughly documented in the eassy at this link. The essay begins with these words:

This article was begun on January 31st, 1996, at just before 9.00 p.m. At around that time and on that date eighty years before, two German airships were flying South over Shropshire, and although they didn’t know it, they would soon bomb my town, and almost kill my great grandfather, my grandmother and her sister.

Which is a great lead. Go read it.

There’s a great but also terrible movie, made with a generous budget in 1970, called “Zeppelin“, starring Michael York and Elke Sommer, which is about a fictional spy mission involving a German military zeppelin. If love the LTA, you’ll dig the flick, which is geektacular for it’s accurate recreation of the scale of the great ships and for the detailed, persnickety recreation of the control deck of a German military zeppelin. The control systems for the zeps were borrowed, in part, from the control systems of u-boats, with a seaman (or naval airman, in this case) at two independent attitude wheels, one for steering starboard and port, and one for setting climb and dive inclination.

Bouyancy was controlled by dropping water from ballast tanks, and venting gas as needed – very similar in principle to the bouyancy controls on a submarine.

I actually learned about the control system for these zeps from an online game, “Dawn of Aces“, in which you can select from a number of WW1 military aircraft to fly against others while online, including a military zep.

… and an UPDATE (which I have also added to the appropriate entry): I was mistaken, somewhat, in characterizing the Shenandoah as United States designed – she was actually built using plans developed in Germany by the Zeppelin operation, and can be considered the immediate forerunner of the great zeps we think of most commonly when the subject comes up, namely the Hindenburg and the Graf Zeppelin. She can be immediately recognized in photographs by her streamlined control fins; all the later ships employed more blockily shaped fins in order to increase control-surface area. She’s clearly the ship seen on the cover of Sky Ships.

Sigh. And an update to the update. first, the cover of Sky Ships actually shows the Los Angeles, built in Germany by the Zeppelin company for the Navy immediately after the end of the war. The Shenandoah was in fact reverse-engineered from a zep brougt down over England, but was indeed built in the United States. A diagnostic distinction between Shenandoah and Los Angeles is the externally mounted control car of the Shenandoah.

BLIMP WEEK, part three

OK, I’m making it official. I declare this to be BLIMP WEEK!

Seven consecutive entries here at mike.whybark.com will be oriented toward the wonders of lighter-than-air aviation! Tell your friends! Send your mom!

Now, technically, I hope to make most of the entries about dirigibles, but Blimp Week is more fun to say. And it’s so utterly opposed to that lamest of lame cable promos, the Discovery Channel’s $%^&* Shark Week.

And you KNOW what folks would think if I tried to call it “Zep Week”, for god’s sake.

<voice=pitchman>
All week, on mike.whybark.com, it’s BLIMMP WEEK! If it’s SLOWWW… and it FLOATS in the AIR… and it’s been EMPHATICALLY ABANDONED as a MILITARY TECHNOLOGY… we’ve got it here. It’s BLIMMP WEEK… DON’T TOUCH THAT MOUSE!
</voice>

Uhm, I’ll make that eight entries, since the next entry really should have it’s own title, and I am counting this entry.

Here’s a link to an old site about LTA, ZEPPELIN. I believe this is the oldest site on the topic to be found online. If “Zeppelin” is not the oldest, than this one is: Airship.

Spence on Méliès

Spence added a comment to my bit on Méliès that is both long enough and interesting enough to merit promotion to a full fledged entry. Take it away, Spencer!

“Actually, I’m fairly certain the print of “Conquest of the North Pole” is complete. Most of Melies’ films have fairly choppy narratives. When he got started at the turn of the (last) century, this wasn’t a big deal — in fact, in many ways he was ahead of the game. For example, contrast his 1902 magnum opus “A Trip to the Moon” (“La Voyage dans La Lune”) with other films of the same period — on the whole, cinema of the period was only just moving beyond the “actualities” (static shots without edits of street scenes and other real-life views, typically lasting perhaps a minute or two). Not only was La Lune practically an epic at some 20 min., it had an actual narrative and editing — the much-ballyhooed narrative breakthrough film, “The Great Train Robbery,” would not be made for another 2 years. (Indeed, Melies was making narrative films — albeit phantastical ones — two to four years prior, earlier than almost any other filmmaker that I’m aware of.) And not to mention, of course, the special effects that remained cutting edge for at least another 10-20 years.

Alas, Melies the auteur did not evolve much beyond the simple trick film. “Conquest of the North Pole” (1916) is really not very dissimilar from his works of 15 years prior. By this time, of course, cinema had evolved considerably in terms of editing, storytelling, and camera placement. After all, the year prior had scene the release of D.W. Griffith’s monumental (albeit racist) “Birth of a Nation”; even his fantasy film cache was slipping as early versions of “Der Golem” and other phatasticals were being produced by numerous others. Meanwhile, Melies was still relying on his stagey, proscenium-style staging and eschewing cross-cutting.

The result? Melies became increasingly passé, fewer tickets sold, and fewer distributers could give a damn. In 1915, Melies had to sell his own theater. By 1917 or so, he was completely out of the game and effectively vanished like one of his own fantasy creatures. Legend has it that he resurfaced ca. 1938 when someone spotted him selling toys in a Paris market. The story goes that he had no idea that he was remembered at all, and was unaware of the crucial impact he’d had on cinema. Like so many important geniuses, he died penniless.”

You can go here or here to find out more interesting things from Mr. Sundell.

I Go POGO, Too

THIS is a link to a strip from a moderately long-running daily comic strip I drew in the early nineties, Octogon, working with the talented Bill Weaver.

As you can see, Farble has an opinion on the matter at hand, recently discussed at the Illuminated Donkey in Ken’s recent postings (April 7 and 8) covering other bloggers on the topic of greatest daily strip of all time.

I’ll be revamping the Octogon navigation shortly, and am considering adding a weekly presentation of an Octogon here. Want more? Tell me!

April Fool's Roundup

This came in on tidbits-talk, and I felt it was useful!

Date: Thu, 4 Apr 2002 07:42:37 -0500
To: “TidBITS Talk”
From: “Derek K. Miller”
Subject: Re: Other good April Fools jokes

April Fools pranks are easy to miss, even if you’re looking for them. So for those who are interested, a friend and I compiled a number of this year’s into this list.

It’s far from exhaustive, but it’s entertaining nevertheless. Some may only make sense if you’re a gamer or Linux-head, as my friend is. (The TidBITS ones were included too, of course. I noted that we had a “Microsoft settles” April 1 joke in 1999 as well.)

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And from when jokes go wrong….

A bunch from About.com
Google powered by pigeons; Netscape Open Directory now Gates Open Directory; Dubya proclaims “Free Lunch Day” and cancels 2004 election; “Puppy Bowling” is England’s latest fad sport; April Fool’s Day parade will include land mines.
A bunch from SiliconValley.com
Non-profit consultant hires ex-Enron chief Ken Lay and Andersen as accountant; run eBay for a day or visit the eBay Ayn Rand store; Red Herring profiles Failure Inc.; Burger King changes name to Chicken King, etc.


Derek K. Miller – Writer, Editor, Web Guy, Drummer, Dad
Vancouver, Canada – dkmiller@###.com
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INNOVATION in UNION BUSTING

An AP wire story out of Miami by Ken Thomas (Workers: Voodoo Signs Present Before Union Vote):

“Workers at a nursing home testified Monday that they felt threatened by voodoo signs they saw before a union election that lawyers for the facility say should be nullified.”

The evidence:

“Lula Torina McClain-Barrett, a dietary aide, said she was worried after finding half-filled cups of water placed on cabinets and rows of three pennies in drawers that held sheets.

She said she was warned by others who knew about voodoo not to touch the pennies.

“After she told me they could be evil, I left them alone,” McClain-Barrett said.”

Well, geez, no wonder they were worried. The case is in adjudication by the NLRB. If they admit it as a harassment case, it sets an interesting precedent for what could be admissible in the future.

Far be it from me to mock someone’s belief system – um, wait, no, no, it’s not.

On the other hand, maybe this means I can put a voodoo curse on the American Enterprise institute:

In the name of Papa Legba and Baron Samedi, may all you pinheads at AEI experience catastrophic software failures that make it impossible for you to disseminate your evil propaganda.

Great! got that problem all taken care of, at least until someone accuses me of lining pennies up.

He's ALIVE!!

Hey look! Look, everybody, you teeming ones and twos (hm, this is like being on the air, er, wire at WQAX): Eric Sinclair‘s back on the air!

Eric is my very oldest friend, an acquaintance sparked by, you guessed it, a Star Trek book being read covertly in Mr. Noel’s 6th grade Health class. By me, If I recall.

(current Trek reference count in this blog: on a logarithmic scale, it’s a lot. Did I tell you I’ve written three – or is it four – pieces on ENTERPRISE for Cinescape? I think they’re all premium content or in the mag only, though, so, tough luck, kids. You’ll have to do with the ever escalating number of Trek-related asides hereabouts. IDIC, like, dig?)