Giving new meaning to Googlebombing

Ash-scattering mishap at Safeco Field stuns city – Seattle Post-Intelligencer

A, uh, die-hard Mariners fan wanted his ashes scattered from a plane over Safeco Field, but his urn came loose and fell off, hitting the roof and prompting a city-wide terror panic.

What had begun as a final, sentimental journey instead triggered a full-blown hazardous materials emergency response that prompted closure of streets around the field, evacuation of sightseers from the stadium and a bad case of jangled nerves citywide.

Agonizing minutes passed before firefighters declared that it wasn’t the work of an anthrax-equipped airborne terrorist.

Man, I tells ya, ya leave town for a day or two and all hell breaks loose. Ken, maybe you better go back home before we see more of this.

Eric Sinclair's Pickhits

Eric’s got a raft of new stuff including links to the Weblog BookWatch and this mighty innerestin’ java-based map of the blogosphere.

The blogosphere map is arranged in a spiral, and the author claims it’s an arbitrary choice; yet Paul Frankenstein wondered aloud in his entry for May 5 about the possibility of such a map, and used, maybe coined (?) the word “blogosphere”. So perhaps the spiral is not as arbitrary as the original author thinks.

The map is searchable; scroll down to the search box at the bottom and type a key word for a given blogteur (blogthor? blogger, I guess), and immediately you can see the links fanning out from the blog under examination.

For example, since Justin Slotman’s Insolvent Repubic of Blogistan is both well-known and often linked to, type his last name into the search box to see his linky-ness.

A few weeks ago, Steven Den Beste wrote about communities of links and how he suspects that shared interests and viewpoints condition the links that a blogger adds to their pages; the net effect is to create clusters based on same-interest linking.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that; I rarely read Den Beste because I usally disagree with his politics and I don’t enjoy the feeling of being poked with a sharp stick. My personal awareness of this discomfort has led me to greatly curtail my own writing about politics here. Why poke you, dear reader, with the sharp stick of my own political opinions?

Enron-bashing aside, natch, that’s just comedy.

I’ve not gone into detailed research about it, but the context for Den Beste’s story is the differing approaches to blogging around the initial bloggers (grouped around Dave Winer and descended from a tech sensibility) versus the more recent batch of more-or-less political bloggers, a point Den Beste discusses.

I don’t have a thrust of argument, really, just pointing out an emergent theme. The BookWatch has the potential to reflect issues of common interest and clustering around ideology, but it crawls only sites associated with the Winer-developed “recently updated” site Weblogs.com, which is (as it should be) only integrated by default into the also Winer-developed Radio blogging app.

This would presumably tilt the list in favor of geek and tech, and indeed, it tilts that way.

SPACE FOOD!

at Space.com, they have SPACE FOOD! It’s the same incredibly artificial-tasting mystery food I so loved as a child!

SPACE FOOD!

Now, if only they had my NASA hat. Maybe I’ll get an NX-01 Enterprise crew cap while I’m in California. Or a Shenandoah crew cap! Ooh! Gonna have to look into the Moffet Field thing!

Typography: The Sun gets in your eyes

the Morning News carries this lovely essay on typography in the newly risen New York Sun.

It’s enough to make me wanna track down a copy, which I otherwise expect to hate. But still, more newspapers for everyone makes for a better place, I think we’re all agreed.

Ah, I love reading about type. I can do it for hours and hours.

On the other hand, from the guy that hacked away at smartertimes.com for years, I’d expect a better website.

YOUR Ken Goldstein of the week

Here it is!

ken_liberty.jpg

Suitable for framing, using as a desktop, or any such thing that strikes your fancy. I have a very limited supply of Ken Goldsteins, and would like to take the opportunity to solicit more Ken Goldsteins. I will, I promise, add to the publically available selection, and possibly – just possibly – make amusing photoshop art with them, such as superimposing Ken’s head on the face of a pulp-fiction astronaut or possibly – and this is no promise, just me letting the creative muse wander – witty animations in which the various Ken Goldsteins act as, oh, let’s say vaudeville stars.

And, you know, given enough Ken Goldsteins, it’s possible, I think, to conceive of a great and mighty work for the internet in the sorry post-boom days. Dare I convey it?

Of course I do. If you ask nicely, someday, yes my friends, there may well appear in your browser the Kengoldstein Dance. But only given a sufficient supply of Ken Goldsteins.

Did I mention that Ken Goldstein has a blog, called the Illuminated Donkey and that I’ve badgered, teased, and amused Ken Goldstein into linking to me quite frequently?

Alas, I, in my churlish self-absorption, have linked to Ken much less frequently.

No more! From now on, I promise! A Ken Goldstein of the week while supplies last – and they’ll last some time if my readers (all six of you, no make that five, one just clicked out on one of these many, many links to Ken Goldstein‘s blog, the Illuminated Donkey) supply me with more!

the Illuminated Donkey has actually also provided me with a lead, by tracking down many other Ken Goldsteins here and here.

Four Word Film Review

Browsing site-visitor Kiyo’s site, I noted with interest this link to Four-Word Film Review.

Four taken at random:

2001: “Ape, monolith, Jupiter, baby”
Apocalypse Now: “Fat Brando. The horror.”
Dodeskaden: “Crazy boy, Tokyo ruins” (I got to write this one!)
Alien: “Don’t chase the cat!”

Although these random examples include mostly synopsis, there are also critical reviews, and it amused me.

Gil Kane interviews Walt Kelly audio!

This mp3 audio interview at The Comics Journal pairs two of America’s greatest brush-and-ink men! Specail guest appearance by Rube Goldberg! Rube Goldberg!

Man! I can’t wait to hear this! (More on Kane’s estimable work to come)

Uh, while you’re at the CJ, I’m sure you’ll want to read this account of a comics award ceremony in Spain involving Peter Bagge, Art Speigelman, Osama bin Laden, the WTC, and live sex acts. I am still having a hard time keeping it all straight in my mind.