Seattle Pacific Zeppelin Airlines

Shocking news!

Recent discoveries indicate that in an alternate timeline, the company which produced the poster above makes money hand over fist over jowl!

For a printable PDF, click the image.

UPDATE: I’ve realized that I misused the word “Zeppelin” in the poster. Since I depicted the Cargolifter dirigible and not the currently-flying Zeppelin NT I suppose I should change it to Seattle Pacific Dirigible Airways, or mayy-be Seattle Pacific Air Dirigibles. That would have the added benefit of gently teasing the Germans with the acronym SPAD, an obvious nod to some very excellent and fast areoplanes from the Great War which were 100% French! Whoo! Vive la Brie! J’aime bien les brioches! J’ecoute Serge Gainsbourg!

Getchya BLIMP RIDES heah!

from Zeppelin’s announcements page, dated April 19, 2002:

Want to ride in a Zeppelin? Me too! The next season begins 19 April. Book flights via Deutsche Zeppelin Reederei: http://www.zeppelinflug.de/pages/D/buchung.htm. Auf deutsch. € 335,00 – € 370,00 per person. Tell them I sent you. They’ll look at you strangely 🙂

Deutsche Zeppelin-Reederei GmbH
Allmansweilerstrasse 132
D-88046 Friedrichshafen
Deutschland

Telefon: +49 (0) 75 41 / 59 00 – 0
Telefax: +49 (0) 75 41 / 59 00 – 499
E-mail: info@zeppelinflug.de

Hey look! The krauts have a webcam pointed at the zeps!

Here’s a googlefish tranny of the deustchsprak about the webcam:

“Our Web Cam shows pictures of the anchorage for the zeppelin NT with telephoto and wide angle. The pictures are updated once in the minute by the camera. We wish you much fun with the observation of the zeppelins.”

Lessee now… As I recall, this company is actually related to the old, prewar Zeppelin company started by Herr Zeppelin at Freidrechshafen around the turn of the century and continued under the leadership of Dr. Hugo Eckener until the Hindenburg disaster. That company, though, was pretty well wrecked by both wars.

Hm, understanding the actual ties of the old company to this one must be pretty complex; I’m sure the current proprietors must be eager to embrace everything about the old Zeps except their actual use as aerial terror weapons during World War One (however abject a failure such deployment proved to be) and as ambassadors of Nazi propaganda up to the eve of World War Two.

Which leaves pretty much just the technology itself, abstracted from any messy real-world political or economic considerations.

Hmmm.

The Great Zeppelin Raid on England of 1916 is thoroughly documented in the eassy at this link. The essay begins with these words:

This article was begun on January 31st, 1996, at just before 9.00 p.m. At around that time and on that date eighty years before, two German airships were flying South over Shropshire, and although they didn’t know it, they would soon bomb my town, and almost kill my great grandfather, my grandmother and her sister.

Which is a great lead. Go read it.

There’s a great but also terrible movie, made with a generous budget in 1970, called “Zeppelin“, starring Michael York and Elke Sommer, which is about a fictional spy mission involving a German military zeppelin. If love the LTA, you’ll dig the flick, which is geektacular for it’s accurate recreation of the scale of the great ships and for the detailed, persnickety recreation of the control deck of a German military zeppelin. The control systems for the zeps were borrowed, in part, from the control systems of u-boats, with a seaman (or naval airman, in this case) at two independent attitude wheels, one for steering starboard and port, and one for setting climb and dive inclination.

Bouyancy was controlled by dropping water from ballast tanks, and venting gas as needed – very similar in principle to the bouyancy controls on a submarine.

I actually learned about the control system for these zeps from an online game, “Dawn of Aces“, in which you can select from a number of WW1 military aircraft to fly against others while online, including a military zep.

… and an UPDATE (which I have also added to the appropriate entry): I was mistaken, somewhat, in characterizing the Shenandoah as United States designed – she was actually built using plans developed in Germany by the Zeppelin operation, and can be considered the immediate forerunner of the great zeps we think of most commonly when the subject comes up, namely the Hindenburg and the Graf Zeppelin. She can be immediately recognized in photographs by her streamlined control fins; all the later ships employed more blockily shaped fins in order to increase control-surface area. She’s clearly the ship seen on the cover of Sky Ships.

Sigh. And an update to the update. first, the cover of Sky Ships actually shows the Los Angeles, built in Germany by the Zeppelin company for the Navy immediately after the end of the war. The Shenandoah was in fact reverse-engineered from a zep brougt down over England, but was indeed built in the United States. A diagnostic distinction between Shenandoah and Los Angeles is the externally mounted control car of the Shenandoah.

Sky Ships, a review

Sky Ships, a history of the airship in the United States Navy, published 1990 by Pacifica Press. By William Althoff, 304 pp.

Out of print. Buy it from the NAS Lakehurst gift shop online or used from Amazon. Here’s an excerpt concerning the consruction of the Shenandoah at NAS Lakehurst, New Jersey.

Finally, it should be noted that Lakehurst is open for tours. If you live in New Jersey, you may want to visit (you know who you are).

I picked this book up in late summer 2000 at the Tillamook Air Museum, in Tillamook, Oregon, on the Oregon coast, an air museum housed in the surviving hangar of a former Navy blimp station (or NAS, Naval Air Station). If you’re a Nova watcher, like me, you may recall a Nova (entited “the Blimp is Back”) on blimps and alternative flight technology shot around 1991 in which a home-made rack of surplus Huey helicopters, all welded together, falls apart explosively on the airstrip, and later features an impossibly large building burning.

That building was the other hangar at Tillamook NAS. The buildings are huge, impossibly large. They have many interesting airplanes, and yet, the museum feels homey and small. It’s definitely worth a visit if you ever hit the fantastically beautiful, and gratifyingly remote and isolated, Oregon coast. Portland dwellers, just drive west for an hour. Everyone else, buckle up.

The book itself is a fanatically detailed history of United States naval lighter-than-air aviation. The program began during world war one, but only began to see actual flight after the end of the war, with a British airship and the United States designed and built Shenandoah. There were also some soft-bag airships imported from the British, known as the B-type, which were effectively wingless American biplane fuselages slung under gasbags. Alas, I could find no images on the net of this incredble bit of jury-rig engineering.

You know, we have a car we’re not using, and, I bet we could, like, um, soak, like, sheets in some, um, rubber cement, and um… unh, what? Oh, sorry, I, uh, drifted off there.

UPDATE: I was mistaken, somewhat, in characterizing the Shenandoah as United States designed – she was actually built using plans developed in Germany by the Zeppelin operation, and can be considered the direct forerunner of the great zeps we think of most commonly when the subject comes up, namely the Hindenburg and the Graf Zeppelin. She can be immediately recognized in photographs by her streamlined control fins; all the later ships employed more blockily shaped fins in order to increase control-surface area. She’s clearly the ship seen on the cover of Sky Ships in today’s graphic.

Sigh. And an update to the update. first, the cover of Sky Ships actually shows the Los Angeles, built in Germany by the Zeppelin company for the Navy immediately after the end of the war. The image is in fact of her coming into port at Lakehurst for the first time; Dr. Eckener is in command of the ship. The Shenandoah was in fact reverse-engineered from a zep brougt down over England, but was indeed built in the United States. A diagnostic distinction between Shenandoah and Los Angeles is the externally mounted control car of the Shenandoah.

The most surprising thing I gleaned from the book was the detailed internal politics of the US Navy from the end of World War One through the 1960’s, when the LTA program was halted. The author spares no detail in recounting the byzantine posturings of the various service departments and interest groups as they jockey for position and for their share of the ever-growing, ever-more-astoundingly-huge defense budget of the United States of America.

Unfortunately, from the author’s perspective, and, I suppose, from mine, LTA was a consistent loser in these lobbyist’s wars. I believe that the author’s intent in detailing the politicality of military budgeting is the soldier’s intent in the oft-heard complaint “I’m a soldier, not a politician”.

Naturally, such a statement, although fervently subscribed to by the utterer, is at best a misrepresentation of the facts, and persistently creates difficulty in public discourse concerning the military. It’s my opinion that it’s an effective defensive tactic deployed in democratic combat, and in point of fact, my reading of this book supports that view.

Nonetheless I found it fascinating, rather than a dirty shame. If military budgets are easily documentable as the result of political processes, then, the development of these budgets can and should be completely open to the public as all political processes should be in a democracy. The fact that much of the politicality of the process is documentable is in and of itself reason to toast our democracy and her traditions.

However, one of the most important tactical determinants of the political defeats of the naval LTA program is clearly the repeated loss, in the dramatic airship wrecks of the Shenandoah, Akron, and Macon (as I recall), of the senior airship brass within the Navy. If the most committed admirals died in peacetime as the consequence of the difficulty of safely operating a small number of large, rigid-construction lighter-than-air ships, one might reasonably conclude that ambitous younger leaders might prefer to explore such technology as, oh, the aircraft carrier.

Indeed, one of the lessons I drew from the book was that the reason we lack those fabled queens of the sky today is not due to the dim vision of evil bureaucrats, or due to the horrible, lingering publicity of the loss of the Hindenburg. It’s physics.

Something that big, which moves slowly, has negative bouyancy, and retains the mass of any object the size of two football fields, is, first, hard to control, and second, at the mercy of, well, everything.

After the Los Angeles, the last of the great American dirigibles and the only one not lost in amazing wrecks (stay tuned for a piece on the wreck of the Shenandoah in Ohio!), the Navy refocused the program on smaller, soft-bag vessels, which operated successfully thoughout World War Two as convoy escort scouts. These vessels are the direct ancestor of today’s Goodyear blimp, and in some cases are still in service with the Goodyear company. Goodyear, naturally, prays before candles nightly that a military LTA program will rise from the dead. In point of fact, their candles may be well burnt, if they know how to speak Boeingese.

At the tail end of the program in the early sixties, a new technology was emerging which tied a large, rigid keel to ever-larger soft lifting bodies. Within the lifting body itself? A long-range radar station. These ships were designed for high-altitude, near continuous service, something like a high-altitude geosynchronus satellite, but, duh, within the atmoshpere.

As noted earlier, Boeing and Cargolifter have just announced a partnership. One of the proposed uses? Long-range high-altitude surveillance.

Stay tuned! It’s BLIMP WEEK!

BLIMP WEEK, part three

OK, I’m making it official. I declare this to be BLIMP WEEK!

Seven consecutive entries here at mike.whybark.com will be oriented toward the wonders of lighter-than-air aviation! Tell your friends! Send your mom!

Now, technically, I hope to make most of the entries about dirigibles, but Blimp Week is more fun to say. And it’s so utterly opposed to that lamest of lame cable promos, the Discovery Channel’s $%^&* Shark Week.

And you KNOW what folks would think if I tried to call it “Zep Week”, for god’s sake.

<voice=pitchman>
All week, on mike.whybark.com, it’s BLIMMP WEEK! If it’s SLOWWW… and it FLOATS in the AIR… and it’s been EMPHATICALLY ABANDONED as a MILITARY TECHNOLOGY… we’ve got it here. It’s BLIMMP WEEK… DON’T TOUCH THAT MOUSE!
</voice>

Uhm, I’ll make that eight entries, since the next entry really should have it’s own title, and I am counting this entry.

Here’s a link to an old site about LTA, ZEPPELIN. I believe this is the oldest site on the topic to be found online. If “Zeppelin” is not the oldest, than this one is: Airship.

More LTA

Later the same day I dribbled the two scanty grafs on airships headlined “The goodrich blimp?”, this crossed the wires:

“Cargolifter buoyed by Boeing partnership” – Reuters

Cargolifter, which aims to develop zeppelin-like airships to transport heavy plant and construction loads, said it had signed a letter of intent with plane maker Boeing (NYSE:BA – news) to examine potential business opportunities to develop “lighter-than-air” vehicles for commercial, military and security use.

Ooh! Can we have an airship base in Seattle? Can we? Pretty please? Hunh? Can we? Can we?

They could, uh, dock at the Space Needle! Yeah! Yeah! That’s the ticket!

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Thanks to Prism kites for the skyline shot (oh, I made a few improvements) and to Cargolifter for the CG airship. The non-CG airship is a demo model called “Joey” that is literally small enough to be carried with in the larger CL160.

“Scanty grafs”, get it? Like, you know, the Graf Zeppelin? Oh, never mind.

Oh, and “LTA” is geekspeak for “lighter than air” and implies “aviation”; so a translated headline would be “More lighter-than-air aviation”.

The goodrich blimp?

Nope, the Goodyear paper bag.

While we’re on the subject, check out Goodyear’s killer site on the company’s long association with lighter-than-air aviation: www.goodyearblimp.com. Includes this page featuring old film footage of lots of interesting things, including a five-ship fleet parade, the christening of the Akron, and other footage that will confirm your pre-extant belief systems regarding lighter-than-air aviation.

I personally would really love to be able to, for example, take an airship to San Francisco, or even Victoria B.C. Here’s what the flight to Seattle from Victoria looks like on a perfect flying day at 3000 feet – approximately the cruising altitude of the great sky ships of the 30’s.