$25 20’ extension ladder craigslist score! – 12:27 AM GMT
@frankrogan duck out to the 7-11 for a sixer and a VHS copy of the Bad News Bears. I mostly baseball tweet at @mwhybark2, follow there. – 12:51 AM GMT
@johnpstrohm no, I’m pretty much OK with the Fogelberg messing – 12:55 AM GMT
@johnpstrohm I mean assuming – 12:56 AM GMT
@johnpstrohm oh now I see. oh, man. did you at least score? – 12:57 AM GMT
@paulconstant oh man! but it looks p so pretty. shut up and let me make my own mistakes! except for the shut up part. – 12:59 AM GMT
@paulconstant ooh Cinerama! Hope it sticks around to next weekend, bad reviews on a giant SF flick at the Cinerama is HEAVEN ITSELF. – 01:29 AM GMT
Vic handed this to me: pic.twitter.com/pQv2cvWy8o – 01:39 AM GMT
Stuffed quahogs, well, clams, in recognition of childhood Boston ties tonight. – 01:39 AM GMT
@ezrakilty when i see crowds stream away in panic, I swim upstream, sir, for honor is my proudest badge – 01:56 AM GMT
@ezrakilty Thus, my sudden interest in Mariners baseball, and other foolish quests – 01:57 AM GMT
@ezrakilty “A delicious and easy and holiday recipe for your family.” – Chasity LeGrand. No, not “Chastity”. – 02:02 AM GMT
@johnpstrohm lol. You were 14, I meant another kind of score. Mum’s the word. – 02:33 AM GMT
Note to self: store-bought stuffed clams not as good as homemade. Who’d a thunk? – 02:35 AM GMT
@moniguzman @jasonp like the “p” in Jason’s handle. You should say it to him a few times, emphatically. – 02:38 AM GMT
@johnpstrohm limestone gravel parking lot! Protoslushees from the Village Pantry! Space Invaders! Maybe Asteroids! – 02:41 AM GMT
@tclancy 1st consumed on the Vinyahhd, 197uh2. Out here we call ’em geoduck, prn gooey-duck. These don’t rate, tho. pic.twitter.com/SQQY51412n – 02:44 AM GMT
Like eating salty breadcrumbs w some minced clam bits in there from time to time. 🙁 – 02:45 AM GMT
@tooters well reasoned. now, tell us what the deal is with the chat marble. – 03:07 AM GMT
@arthurwyatt @mcgee_gorgo we don’t want to call attention to their greatness, because then we would have to fight the internet for them. – 04:14 AM GMT
@arthurwyatt @mcgee_gorgo …and it’s of horrifying when your spouse internet brags on you, because she is inviting the internet to fight you – 04:16 AM GMT
@arthurwyatt @mcgee_gorgo basically, the internet is a friend who is drunk and fighty, and maybe you don’t want it in the spare bedroom – 04:18 AM GMT
@mcgee_gorgo @arthurwyatt oh, it’s no humiliation to be called hubby in public sir – 04:19 AM GMT
@arthurwyatt @mcgee_gorgo “boo boo schmoopy” also universally admired evidence of manly prowess – 04:46 AM GMT
@anticdent o brave new world with such fuckery in’t – 02:43 PM GMT
@annkpowers we have noticed the same thing for one of our elders – 10:13 PM GMT

@tclancy pic.twitter.com/P2sdTTLEbN – 12:53 AM GMT
Now that this has ended, I feel free to bitch about the active-duty public service officer in my FB news feed calling for “one more bullet” – 01:01 AM GMT
.@rosspruden @Froze8 @arthurwyatt Amazon re-enabled DRM on streams 4/17, breaking playback in XBMC. – 02:06 AM GMT
@mathowie ha ha, my hometown! We sort of dread it. – 02:09 AM GMT
what a shitbag of a week. how did I manage to stay productive? Signs point to lying in bed while working. – 02:12 AM GMT
@ardaniel good thing you didn’t because if you had, Fox News would have won – 02:17 AM GMT
RT: @Ihnatko: When gunfire erupts outside, PLEASE don’t endanger yourself by shooting phone video. Or if you do, hold the phone the right way. – 02:17 AM GMT
@ardaniel house where I lived in 1st grade, Brookline. A block from Kennedy house, 2 blocks from Dawes Elementary. pic.twitter.com/zFmD3DScVF – 02:21 AM GMT
@ardaniel shopworn duplex at the time. we rented the upstairs.I waled to school. Love that town. – 02:23 AM GMT
@ardaniel walked i mean – 02:23 AM GMT
@charlie_savage @tclancy please tell me this is a joke – 02:31 AM GMT
Isn’t it a crime to violate your oath of office? No? Oh, that’s right, I forgot who it is that gets to make the laws. – 02:32 AM GMT
@GrahamBlog You dishonor your office. – 03:54 AM GMT
I am so angry. – 04:14 AM GMT
Must. Stop. Caring. – 04:14 AM GMT
2 or 3 years ago I played iOS Catan until it became like tic tac toe, and then Carcassone after that. Opened ‘em just now. Forgot the rules. – 06:10 AM GMT
@earinc you’d have to clarify the bit about ‘seeing’ and ‘going down,’ because no, not really. But hey, if it makes ‘em happy. – 06:13 AM GMT
HOLY CRAP just remembered overnight dream in which we had, beyond the cats and the dog, A HORNED OWL for a pet. – 04:37 PM GMT
He would gently pick the purring cats up with CLAWS THE SIZE OF HUMAN HANDS and rearrange them on the bed to get a better snuggle spot. – 04:38 PM GMT
He carefully nuzzled and groomed the dog’s ear with a beak that looked like a pair of industrial wireclippers or a boltcutter. – 04:40 PM GMT
Huh, this TAL prologue is maybe a tad bit too soon. – 06:03 PM GMT
Far away across the water there are loud sounds, like military jets and artillery. Is there a range on Kitsap? pic.twitter.com/EFwuZ7nSTN – 10:00 PM GMT
Ducks. yfrog.us/ccxq8bngjddvvb… – 10:03 PM GMT

fucking so grouchy – 12:18 AM GMT
you know, this is why I am into baseball now: there’s always something positive, once you look past the permanent (and growing) negatives. – 12:20 AM GMT
@DanEngler because mobs are ineffective means of enforcement provisioning, historically prone to incorrect conclusions and bloodshed – 12:39 AM GMT
@DanEngler and Reddit will reliably increase that percentage, thereby increasing collateral damage – 12:40 AM GMT
@DanEngler well, if it involves OMG BROWN PEOPLE, yes – 12:49 AM GMT
@DanEngler your’re defining damage in a way that does not include virtual experience – blue shirt kid tried to cloak to avoid doxxing – 12:51 AM GMT
@DanEngler oh me too. Baseball game soon, for some variables of soon? And I know you aren’t on Reddit. Somehow. Talking, probably. – 12:52 AM GMT
@DanEngler hm, yes. You jest re TNG, but next Thursday there’s a Fathom TNG cinema thing… so quite possibly, if not sooner! – 01:04 AM GMT
Grr. Amazon has reinstantiated the Adobe Flash DRM bug for XBMC. It’s almost exactly a year to the day from last time. – 03:02 AM GMT
You’d think if you are paying for it, a minimal effort would be expended to keep you paying. 24 hours is probably plenty of time, right? – 03:07 AM GMT
@manwhoyells @DanEngler there was! it was across from Loewes on Aurora! It was terrifying! Surely I have told you this story. – 03:21 AM GMT
@jkonrath where do you live, for god’s sake? How did you live here without getting stuck passing through Gluetown? – 03:23 AM GMT
@mathowie dude, this is not like 1968. They lost two historic leaders and a huge swath of LA, plus plus plus. This is a crazy week, but. – 03:26 AM GMT
feel like i’m gaining command of the medium finally. still so much to explore formally, as opposed to mimetically. pic.twitter.com/1SreWOY6yk – 05:02 AM GMT
Look, news freakout people. Calm down, look around, feel sad, take notes, and act like grownups. Try to help. You can do this. – 05:06 AM GMT
@7News @moniguzman “HTTP Error: 504 (Gateway Timeout)” overload 404 prolly – 05:33 AM GMT
.@gedeon Mark Wahlberg and Matt Damon, on the phone, yelling – 06:33 AM GMT
.@jonhendry @gedeon he does have the reach – 06:42 AM GMT
I was like, “Watertown, why is that familiar?” This is why: watertownology.com // 1970 Frank Sinatra LP, “Watertown”. – 01:28 PM GMT
@tclancy and thanks to whatever you call the Kuleshov effect for audio, it will appear to be predictive! – 01:41 PM GMT
Guy that knows the kid sez “joe-har,” news host says “joe-kar” hmmm – 01:47 PM GMT
slavering national security jerk handwaving like a motherfucker. get out. – 02:25 PM GMT
@deathmtn STAY IN YOUR HOME CITIZEN – 02:27 PM GMT
these fucking terrah analyst fucks – 04:24 PM GMT
@hell0jed say yes but insist on relocation costs + housing & furniture, ask for $3k/mo rent – 05:24 PM GMT
@hell0jed well done! doesn’t matter, part of the reason to do it is to get used to asking for ridiculous compensation amounts – 05:55 PM GMT
@hell0jed you have to accumulate enough nap points to get to the fridge from the couch and back with snax and beer. Achewood tie-in. – 05:59 PM GMT
@ardaniel @phirephoenix @hell0jed @KatGamer i feel someti that, with, you know, brain – 06:02 PM GMT

Handy list of twitter handles associated with US Senators who have voted to approve more preschool gun massacres: huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/17/sen… – 01:35 AM GMT
Just to be clear, in the 48 hours after an eight year old was killed by a bomb, they were like, yo, guns are cool and pay for my campaign yo – 01:36 AM GMT
I am unaccountably? accountably? accountability-skeptical? upset and angry about this. The fuckers. I mean, it’s not a shock really. – 01:38 AM GMT
It’s just that normally when American politics kills people I don’t care, because A) there’s nothing I can do about it and … – 01:39 AM GMT
… it’s terribly unproductive in one’s personal life to dwell on the things and people you hate. Boy have I got my hate on tonight. – 01:40 AM GMT
“that fear must be nothing compared to the fear the first graders in Sandy Hook Elementary School felt as their lives ended …” – G. Giffords – 01:43 AM GMT
@gjcharlet hold it together chief – 02:52 PM GMT
@manwhoyells I aim to be there on that magical four-figure day – 04:29 PM GMT
@wasta @poupou i dunno I kinda would be amused if you started channeling Ali G – 10:03 PM GMT
one of those days when you wake up early, grab laptop in bed, & work productively for eight hours before realizing you are still in bed – 10:07 PM GMT
@poupou wait, you were there too? dammit – 11:54 PM GMT
Oh Jay and Silent Bob what have you done. Not done, I mean. – 11:57 PM GMT
@arthurwyatt it is this (and other things) that establishes our brotherhood, younger sir – 11:59 PM GMT

@Qunchuy PRECISELY – 12:47 AM GMT
@poupou mmmm beef stew. I made a Newfangled again, and it’s still yummy. – 12:50 AM GMT
@alan_maguire schleimann’s mask of agamemnon – 12:53 AM GMT
@gjcharlet it’s the vest – 12:57 AM GMT
@phoebenorth post it and move on – 12:58 AM GMT
“@fantagraphics: Soon: Kim Deitch’s … Adventures of Katherine Whaley! fantagraphics.com/index.php?opti… pic.twitter.com/5PcqoMpGs5” NEW DEITCH YES PLEASE – 12:59 AM GMT
So yesterday a pal and admired musician sent me a rough demo, 2:56 of bumptious caterwauling. Lyrics concern another pal’s comedic stabbing. – 01:01 AM GMT
IT IS THE BEST SONG EVER. I don’t think I can talk about it more. Apparently they were reminiscing in the studio & BAM punk rock stab song. – 01:03 AM GMT
But get this: the fight happened at a party roughly 30 years ago. It’s the opposite of a murder ballad. It’s a true story, but not news. – 01:05 AM GMT
There’s no trial or retribution or any scaffolds high, just middle aged people laughing at their younger selves. and I do mean laughing. – 01:06 AM GMT
Anyway. Maybe I need to listen to it again. – 01:06 AM GMT
Because it’s a straight delivery mechanism for endorphins. I will laugh and laugh, again. – 01:07 AM GMT
RT: @rubycramer: This @newyorker cartoon. pic.twitter.com/g8POG2vNXI – 01:07 AM GMT
@poupou delicious! a warrior’s drink! – 01:08 AM GMT
@comicsreporter and the wins? – 01:08 AM GMT
@poupou i told you it was the drink of a warrior – 01:09 AM GMT
@poupou something I made up, posted here a few days ago. rough idea: vodka based anti-old fashioned. – 01:13 AM GMT
@poupou 1/2 oz sweet vermouth, 1/2 oz lemon juice to taste, orange zest, maraschino to taste, 2 1/2 oz vodka. – 01:14 AM GMT
@poupou sort of a variation on a bond martini but more brown, more citrus – 01:15 AM GMT
@jonronson Tiny Tim kissed my hand in Chicago the year before he died, apparently because I said I enjoyed his set #nicecelebritieslongago – 01:18 AM GMT
@johnpstrohm You know Booker is Bton, yeah? – 01:23 AM GMT
@johnpstrohm suhWEET. I heard him on, what, Sound Opinions I think. First time I’d heard it from the hoss hisself. I envy you the exp! – 01:27 AM GMT
@fred_makefab @jonronson well, the autopsy was inconclusive – 01:27 AM GMT
@sugarfreak now when I think of Baltimore, I think of The Following – 01:40 AM GMT
@surlygourmand it is the hand of glory – 03:41 AM GMT
@poupou i have not! i will! – 01:55 PM GMT
@poupou why stop now? – 05:31 PM GMT
@macklemore has redefined my Lady Washington teeshirt, apparently. Cool by me! youtube.com/watch?v=2zNSgS… – 06:21 PM GMT

@esinclai @landlockedmusic @stevesilverst neat! Has Manion finally started digitizing his archive? – 12:21 AM GMT
@deathmtn @BitterOldPunk ding ding ding – 12:23 AM GMT
@manwhoyells well yes but gotta feed the baby, hitting refresh does not do that – 12:26 AM GMT
@poupou is it less than a year old? go trade it in for a new one at the Apple Store. More? You do mobile UI; buy one and write it off. – 12:30 AM GMT
More snow – 02:04 AM GMT
Commander Kern is such a hardass. “This *ligature* is an insult to Klingon… HONOR. Hand me your cicero ruler, ensign.” – 02:37 AM GMT
@jkonrath you need to apply euphemism upgrade to the copy – 02:58 AM GMT
RT: @AustinJenkinsN3: False Washington Driver Licenses for the CIA? #waleg m.nwnewsnetwork.org/?utm_referrer=… – 03:00 AM GMT
Klingon grannies wear ratty ol bathrobes – with spinal armor! – 03:09 AM GMT
@paolobacigalupi writing in a baseball stadium during day games, can you deduct the ticket? – 07:46 PM GMT
@poupou better than Monday, I think – 07:56 PM GMT
@poupou i got your sunshine righcheer pic.twitter.com/FaOPVo9xn1 – 08:21 PM GMT
@poupou oh yeah? is that a thing these days? how’s the chef? – 08:22 PM GMT

Newfangled: dash lemon juice, orange peel zest, 1/2 oz sweet vermouth, 2 1/2 oz vodka. pic.twitter.com/E7dUWkhQIZ – 12:54 AM GMT
Notice served: Beibergate mentions: muted user. – 01:14 AM GMT
@poupou really? dayum. – 01:18 AM GMT
@poupou something similar to this happened at the dog park today – 01:23 AM GMT
@alexdecampi @arthurwyatt like an answer film to “The Old Negro Space Program”! Boss! – 01:25 AM GMT
There can be answer films, like answer records! Cool! – 01:26 AM GMT
@esinclai sorry I didn’t call – 01:28 AM GMT
OTM – onthemedia.org/2013/apr/12/du… // Google cites Duck Duck Go as evidence of non-monopoly status. DDG has a fraction of a percent of the market. – 01:37 AM GMT
The cruel, cruel retcon irony that Data’s daughter is named Lol. – 03:03 AM GMT
@jkonrath SIPS i said – 05:50 AM GMT
Apollo engines, redux, at Ars. via a Mefi post. arstechnica.com/science/2013/0… – 06:40 AM GMT
on iOS Boss Méliès and Verne homage on the cover of the current New Yorker: pic.twitter.com/vD9HAK6OEv – 07:15 AM GMT
@manwhoyells @iasshole that guy looks NOTHING like me – 11:07 PM GMT
note to self: social media is a useless distraction in events like this unless you are geographically close. actually, that’s a note to you. – 11:09 PM GMT

@arthurwyatt worthy of investigation! – 12:33 AM GMT
“@craniac: I now learn about new bands from Prairie Home Companion. #old” @gjcharlet Old Crow Medicine Show was that band for me. – 03:48 AM GMT
Google Reader: closing credits roll. mwhybark.newsblur.com/story/the-peop… – 05:59 AM GMT
Note to self: do not be fooled by accidentally viewed SNL reruns that do not suck. SNL: still sucks. – 07:04 AM GMT
@kcfennessy I concur! I think it’s because of the record title (“The Heist”) in conjunction with the film’s subject. – 03:35 PM GMT
nytimes.com/2013/04/11/wor… // Article notes that TEPCO still sucks two years on, basically. Comedic in its restraint. – 03:45 PM GMT

@hell0jed immediate thought is Flickr or Picasa, but, you know… – 12:37 AM GMT
@ardaniel @hell0jed the things I miss when I go to a baseball game – 04:21 AM GMT
@whybark time it right and we’ll hit it up pic.twitter.com/0msxdvzb0p – 04:22 AM GMT
@ardaniel @hell0jed with context again, dropbox is OK. but links are exposed, no PW lock, so recipient can forward. not bad neccessarily. – 06:26 AM GMT
RT: @nedroid: I bought a noise machine to help me sleep but I turned it on and it just screams and howls and says all the things I’m afraid of – 06:28 AM GMT
Prior RT is an entire horror SF novella. Fantastic. – 06:28 AM GMT
.@macklemore beer line b4 game at Safeco tonight, “Thrift Shop” plays. whole line incl. vendor: dancing & singing along. joyful laughter. – 06:36 AM GMT
@middleclasstool i must point out that said act launched their release via an AMA on reddit. (really) – 06:44 AM GMT
@middleclasstool @johnpstrohm new PE? nobody tells me shit. shit. – 06:45 AM GMT
@baconmeteor public private partnership baby. Let’s eat some pancakes at Buck’s with Elon Musk, Ben Huh, and Bezos. 5:30 am Sunday. – 06:56 AM GMT
Alarmist “super-botnet” stories from non-alarmist site Ars take on the lineaments of apocalyptic space opera, eg, “botnet spawns GSV, FTL” – 07:05 AM GMT
Me & Dave, 1986, in college. Dave laid some heavy stuff about TNG on me after we both wound up in Seattle. Good man. pic.twitter.com/8nsJ7HQ9oa – 07:59 AM GMT
@Sherman_Alexie @paulconstant @arthurwyatt classic comics characters by Seattle-area Native artist in NWC style: jeffreyveregge.com – 02:52 PM GMT
@sumit I sure did. Brian Walsby (brianwalsby.net) pointed it out on FB. I laughed and laughed. Best April Fool’s thing of the year. – 02:57 PM GMT
@sumit well, unless you consider the dueling Black Flag / Flag tours this year to also be an April Fool’s joke. – 02:59 PM GMT
(non at-style retweet, sorry) Classic comics characters by Seattle-area Native artist in NWC style: jeffreyveregge.com – 03:02 PM GMT
@brownpau neat! – 03:02 PM GMT
“@homologygroup: stackoverflow.com/questions/1502… Apparently this person runs a Bitocin exchange that just got exploited. Awesome.” @manwhoyells – 03:03 PM GMT
@sumit pretty sure that’s how they bury the Alien Queen, from facehugger egg to limestone sculpture of one – 03:07 PM GMT
Karaoke booth video awesomeness! m.youtube.com/user/HOLWAGERK… – 03:14 PM GMT
@jonronson the legendary street ent – 08:30 PM GMT

I’m tweetin up a storm from Safeco on @mwhybark, if you care. Or if you wonder what has possessed me of late. – 01:19 AM GMT
Dammit autocorrect! @mwhybark2 I mean! – 01:19 AM GMT
@johnpstrohm ridin in your stutz bearcat john – 06:36 AM GMT
@hell0jed it’s still probably good advice even if you are agin it. they are people too. social context: good for us even if we don’t want it – 07:06 AM GMT
“@majornelson: Rockstar publishes every Grand Theft Auto radio station on @Spotify mjr.mn/ZcWXEI” attn @DanEngler – 07:08 AM GMT
@macklemore someone at your Sioux Falls show wrote a letter to their church about it: dannikanash.wordpress.com/2013/04/07/an-… – 08:02 AM GMT
@jonwurster “The Dear Hunter” – 11:57 AM GMT
@BitterOldPunk it’s sad to see the misplaced priorities of today’s youth. – 02:58 PM GMT