Kerry High Score! Otaku Commentary!

B2‘s Dear God Damn Diary brings it with the nimbly titled “Kerry Wins High Score in New Hampshire, Advances to Challenging Stage.”

Oh, this this the best primary season ever!

Non-otaku observers had been wondering: “What is the secret name and power of the current Prez?”

Otaku76 comes through: “George W. Bush and the Twilight Idol Republican Administration” are the collective target of the Supa-Dems this year. As a bonus, there’s some “hastily conceived and constructed wallpaper.”

You know, if I actually spent eight hours scouring the net, I bet I could find enough primary satire sites that I could reconstruct actual news from them. Hmm. Interesting experiment.

Local Newspaper Blogs

Seattle-area readers may already know about the P-I’s relatively new blog offerings: seattlepi.com Microsoft Blog is written by Todd Bishop (who appeared on KUOW’s new biz show, Wi-fi Networking News writer Glenn Fleishmann.

Sometimes I find Bishops’ blog a bit dry and newsy, but he seems to be finding his blog-legs as in this post providing some context for a recent story about Wiki inventor Ward Cunningham coming aboard the mothership, or when he posts background and links for today’s examination of recently-published Microsoft marketing touting a lower total cost of ownership for Windows than Linux.

the P-I’s senior online producer, Brian Chin, also blogs in Buzzworthy, a wider-net variety of blog. Today he’s linked to a story about the Creativity Machine, a study about the problem of obesity in an affluent society, and a P-I feature by traveling correspondent Winda Benedetti (I believe Chin’s ex-colleague, now taking a trip around the world with her husband, as I recall) on the mystery of international toilets.

There is also a blog on the Mariners and consumer news, neither of which I’m currently familiar enough with to talk about.

Both of the blogs I cite in detail have open comments on entries, only infrequently garnering input, and neither posts trackbacks. I’m pretty sure they are using Movable Type. I’d like it if they would expose trackbacks but I can imagine there might be some infighting about outbound links at the paper.

One of the interesting things about the comments that do appear (troll-fests aside) is that they reflect the demographics of the P-I’s online readership, and therefore tend to reflect a distinct sensibility from comment threads seen in the rest of the blogosphere. I hesitate to characterize that sensibility (I haven’t seen enough of the comments to really be able to pin it down). I do look forward to watching that sensibility evolve to reflect the immediacy and bidirectional nature of the medium.

burn baby burn

Damn, if platters gave off cyano fumes I’d be a dead man.

Within the last week I completed the authoring process on some archival DVDs for an early-80’s band, for distro only to a tiny group, and found myself with a list of people that collectively have been promised delivery of about fifty discs, variously DVD and CD.

This is a totally noncommercial project, so at best I expect a couple comp CDs later on from some of the folks. It’s wildly time consuming. I’m glad I’ve done this; but I think next time I’ll be a bit more disciplined in what I promise to whom.

I *should* be done with the DVD portion of the burning run by bedtime.

I feel, like, validated

I noticed I was getting an uncharacteristically large number of site visitors from MeFi yesterday – not server-buckling numbers, but more than I’d expect from a random trackback.

As may be seen in the link above, my favorite information magpie chez Mefi, none other than the musically-knowledgeable and my apparent neighbor, the redoubtable (if war-cranky of late) y2karl cites this blog in a response to the original post.

Look ma! I’m an information resource! Of course, it’s a throwaway post that just links to a single TV-news story about wild parrots in Seattle (inspired by TFG).

So here’s some better data.

Since that time (nearly a year ago), Viv and I have become friends with a couple who lives near Seward Park, in Columbia City, and they confirm that yes, there is a loud band of parrots that will occasionally swagger around the neighborhood knocking down little old ladies, frightening children, and chucking rocks through the windows of abandoned buildings.

NBC affiliate KING 5 has done a story about the birds (auto-redirects to registration page). Dated February 2003, this may be the origin of the national ABC News story linked by Scott. Friends of Seward Park mention the parrots on their ‘Birds’ page.

In December 2002, the Lake Forest Park Enterprise covered a householder’s experiences with some of the birds, and here are some photos of the apparently burgeoning Maple Leaf colony that y2karl refers to in his post.

That’s better.

the Ice Storm

Hollyism notes that an ice storm is inbound to my hometown of Bloomington, and as I’ve been looking for an opportunity to elevate the level of discourse here by running a neglected citation by Mr. Twain, here it is. I was pretty much killed by this when I read it – it’s a bit over the top by modern standards, but it’s clearly intended as a sort of virtuoso set-piece. I hope those shortly to be discommoded may take the opportunity to stand among the glittering trees and read this aloud as a voice from the past.

From Following the Equator, a late travelogue concerning a world-spanning lecture tour. He’s writing about the Taj Mahal and uses this anecdote and rather flashy bit of descriptive writing to convey by analogy his impressions of the tomb.

Here in London the other night I was talking with some Scotch and English friends, and I mentioned the ice-storm, using it as a figure — a figure which failed, for none of them had heard of the ice-storm. One gentleman, who was very familiar with American literature, said he had never seen it mentioned in any book. That is strange. And I, myself, was not able to say that I had seen it mentioned in a book; and yet the autumn foliage, with all other American scenery, has received full and competent attention.

The oversight is strange, for in America the ice-storm is an event. And it is not an event which one is careless about. When it comes, the news flies from room to room in the house, there are bangings on the doors, and shoutings, “The ice-storm! the ice-storm!” and even the laziest sleepers throw off the covers and join the rush for the windows. The ice-storm occurs in midwinter, and usually its enchantments are wrought in the silence and the darkness of the night. A fine drizzling rain falls hour after hour upon the naked twigs and branches of the trees, and as it falls it freezes. In time the trunk and every branch and twig are incased in hard pure ice; so that the tree looks like a skeleton tree made all of glass — glass that is crystal-clear. All along the underside of every branch and twig is a comb of little icicles — the frozen drip. Sometimes these pendants do not quite amount to icicles, but are round beads — frozen tears.

The weather clears, toward dawn, and leaves a brisk pure atmosphere and a sky without a shred of cloud in it — and everything is still, there is not a breath of wind. The dawn breaks and spreads, the news of the storm goes about the house, and the little and the big, in wraps and blankets, flock to the window and press together there, and gaze intently out upon the great white ghost in the grounds, and nobody says a word, nobody stirs. All are waiting; they know what is coming, and they are waiting waiting for the miracle. The minutes drift on and on and on, with not a sound but the ticking of the clock; at last the sun fires a sudden sheaf of rays into the ghostly tree and turns it into a white splendor of glittering diamonds. Everybody catches his breath, and feels a swelling in his throat and a moisture in his eyes-but waits again; for he knows what is coming; there is more yet. The sun climbs higher, and still higher, flooding the tree from its loftiest spread of branches to its lowest, turning it to a glory of white fire; then in a moment, without warning, comes the great miracle, the supreme miracle, the miracle without its fellow in the earth; a gust of wind sets every branch and twig to swaying, and in an instant turns the whole white tree into a spouting and spraying explosion of flashing gems of every conceivable color; and there it stands and sways this way and that, flash! flash! flash! a dancing and glancing world of rubies, emeralds, diamonds, sapphires, the most radiant spectacle, the most blinding spectacle, the divinest, the most exquisite, the most intoxicating vision of fire and color and intolerable and unimaginable splendor that ever any eye has rested upon in this world, or will ever rest upon outside of the gates of heaven.

By, all my senses, all my faculties, I know that the icestorm is Nature’s supremest achievement in the domain of the superb and the beautiful; and by my reason, at least, I know that the Taj is man’s ice-storm.

In the ice-storm every one of the myriad ice-beads pendant from twig and branch is an individual gem, and changes color with every motion caused by the wind; each tree carries a million, and a forest-front exhibits the splendors of the single tree multiplied by a thousand.

It occurs to me now that I have never seen the ice-storm put upon canvas, and have not heard that any painter has tried to do it. I wonder why that is. Is it that paint cannot counterfeit the intense blaze of a sun- flooded jewel? There should be, and must be, a reason, and a good one, why the most enchanting sight that Nature has created has been neglected by the brush.

World travel map

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From World66. Clever promo for this interestingly open travel info site.

I find it particularly intriguing that the European team behind the site should adopt a logo based on the American icon for the freedom of the road, the old Route 66 sign.

In an unrelated tangent, I recently walked on the slab of 66 that’s now on permanent display at the Smithsonian.

The unvisited area on my map must be the former Czechoslovakia and Hungary; I suppose we might have gone through them on the train to Austria from Switzerland, but I’m not gonna count that. The only other country I’m uncertain about is Peru – we might have visited briefly on our way out of Chile in 1970.

Roomba reflections

OK/Cancel: I, Robot, You Jane, via Blackbelt Jones.

Roomba Review, community site for Roomba. Looks just launched. Astroturf? Those are some good prices.

Genius art-guy Gary Panter on Roomba.

A bar.

Takeapart walkthrough at Jake’s World (which has some other cool stuff, looks like). Macly!

Roomba Community: Zoomba. Hacks. Uh-oh. Yeah, this looks like the place.

Roomba Diagnostic Mode.

Has anyine crossbred a Furby with a Roomba yet? Also, did I hear tell now would be the time to pick up your MindStorms kits? Uh… Yes, but never mind.

Ralph the Roomba at Bunk.

Popular Science: Hijacking Your Cute Little Vacuum Bot.

Business Week: How the Roomba was Realized.

Unbound Spiral: Roomba Robot. ‘Early adopter’ enthuses.

Return of the Big Fish

Viv and I spent to day wandering around and seeing movies. We hit RoTK again, and then after munching we saw Big Fish. Despite Mr. Goldstein’s transparent slanders, I concur with his judgement of the film as one of the best of 2003. My pop’s getting a phone call tomorrow for no reason at all, between lawyer time.

Confidential to Y. S.: Okay, okay, so I’m running a bit behind on the book, okay? And, yeah, yeah, we’re springing for the booze in Vegas, I heard all about it from, believe me, everyone. I’m not picking up his and Frankie’s bill at the worst bar in New York, though. Sorry for any mizundastoods. Hey, if you get phone time with L’il Kay-Gee, can you stall him on the ink for Ken’s Misbegotten or whatever that dog is? I am this close to patching things up – I even gave him an invite to join orkut today – he’s warming up! I just know it!