B²‘s Dear God Damn Diary brings it with the nimbly titled “Kerry Wins High Score in New Hampshire, Advances to Challenging Stage.”

Oh, this this the best primary season ever!

Non-otaku observers had been wondering: “What is the secret name and power of the current Prez?”

Otaku76 comes through: “George W. Bush and the Twilight Idol Republican Administration” are the collective target of the Supa-Dems this year. As a bonus, there’s some “hastily conceived and constructed wallpaper.”

You know, if I actually spent eight hours scouring the net, I bet I could find enough primary satire sites that I could reconstruct actual news from them. Hmm. Interesting experiment.