What's all the Fuss About?

Apparently, the World Cup engaged in some accounting chicanery. I don’t get it. First, how can soccer generate the kind of dough that is being described as missing? Second, I thought that the tournament was over. Boy, was I wrong!

So, does the winning team have to make up that $3.8 billion?

Also, why is the stock market acting like this is the end of the world? It’s not like the World Cup provides long-distance, cellular, and internet service to hundreds of thousands of people, or as if there was actually stock for the tournament available online to any direct investor that happened to read George Gilder’s soccer newsletter back in the day.

I mean, what’s next? Will news of a fixed world series plunge the globe into hyperinflation?

And, man, you gotta hand it to the accountants: they some gangsta! The ladies luuv the bad boyz! Woo hoo! Everybody fightin’ to get the accountant at the party! Yeah!

And let me state for the record: The Economist can blow me.

Wait, am I drunk?

Professor Sea Gould and Professor Mitchell: my belated $.02

gould200x200.jpgWhilst in California, I ran short of reading material, and happened upon a paperback edition of the celebrated Joseph Mitchell omnibus, “Up in the Old Hotel“, beloved to many. I anticipated reading it with glee.

Encountering Mitchell’s extended elegy for the coots, crannies, crooks, and coke cellars of Old New York was lovely, as enjoyable as I’d expected. What surprised me was his insistent focus on the waterways of the greater region itself. This grew more powerful with the passage of time, as though Mitchell pursued the event horizon of pre-industrial New York. The watermen of the metropolitan area or the failing villages of near-in rural counties, their cemeteries overgrown with wildflowers within sight of the booming heart of Manhattan, increasingly occupy center stage.

His interest in the water and the men who live and die upon it is in keeping with my summer reading theme, leading up to the great Tall Ship Bout of ’02 to be held upon Lake Union in August.

Mitchell is a standard bearer of that standby of American general interest reportage, podunk journalism, whereby the urbane voice of mainstream American News brings us the true and half forgotten voices of our fantastically surreal nation. In turn, he handed off to Charles Kuralt and others; and as has been quite thouroughly discussed, quit writing in the middle of his career apparently in response to having deveopled a long piece concering the writings and life (or lack thereof) of one Joe Gould.

After I read the book, I of course became curious about Gould; making anyone’s task in researching it on the net considerably harder is the digital detritus of the marketing for the Stanley Tucci – Ian Holm film, “Joe Gould’s Secret”, which overwhelms any search request results. Despite that I’ve located several resources of interest to the curious:

JoeGould_cummings.jpgDonna Kossy, of “Kooks” fame, hosts the Professor Seagull Exhibit. The Village Voice covers the discovery of undiscovered Gould diaries in April 2000. Not least, I found a portrait by e e cummings (to the right) and also the 1933 Alice Neel portrait (warning: genitalia) Mitchell describes somewhat inaccurately.

So why did Mitchell quit writing in response to covering Gould’s secret? It seems very much as though he lost faith in the future and the past at the same time, seeing Gould no longer as a charming rapscallion of an artist but as a fool and tragic failure; by extension, then Mitchell’s work was as much a scam, and as pointless, as Gould’s.

I think there’s another aspect of Gould as a persona that should be considered. During the time that Mitchell was covering Gould (in the forties) the butt-ends of a thousand cigarettes and joints coalesced to provide the worldview and modus operandi of the Beats, of Burroughs, Kerouac et al. Now, it’s clear that they produced something; it’s also clear that they attempted to build their creative lives upon the same practices that Gould had. Where he may have failed, they succeeded.

I have to wonder, is it possible that Mitchell wasn’t stumped by Gould’s lack of production; but more by Kerouac and Ginsberg’s profusion? In Mitchell’s role as interpreter to the bourgeoisie, the comforting lesson to the audience is that the boho scamster dies penniless and alone; Mitchell’s abandonment of his pen troubles even contemporary reviewers because it rebukes both their lives as also penniless and alone.

Good man.

ADDENDUM: A parting thought: the beatster who I was most reminded of in reading Mitchell’s descriptions of Gould is Harry Smith, the man responsible for the Folkways/Smithsonian Anthology of American Folk Music. Smith came to New York in the forties, about the time that Mitchell was first writing about Gould, and began his pursuit of a life of eccentricity and scmming poverty as colorful as that of Gould. It’s intereting to note that Gould’s time on an Indian reservation paralells Smith’s teenage ethnography, recording songs and ceremonies on Washington State’s Lummi indian reservation.

He is best remembered for the Anthology, a work which was in point of fact similar in concept to Gould’s oft-described “Oral History of our Time”; the music in Smith’s collection was arranged by him into four sets, one for each of the medieval humors and was visualzed by him as a magic incantation though which the same qualities that fascinated Mitchell – regionalisms, cussedness, peculiar customs, unutterable horrors, legends, and so forth – might be transmitted in to the developing post industrial state. Smith, of course, suceeded beyond his wildest imagination, and his Anthology is probably the most influential recording ever released.

But Smith was just as crazy a coot, and just as peripatetic, as Joe Gould. It simply appears that Smith, a generation younger than Gould, was able to conceptualize his great work of bohemian history in the media of his period, where Gould was wedded to the preceding technologies and was unable to master them.

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Man! Speed of Change is everything!

So, if you haven’t heard (and I bet you have), wireless LANs are the Next Big Thing. So is Broadband.

For the last few years, wireless community networks have been popping up, which are all-volunteer efforts to provide wireless broadband internet access via public announcements of wireless access points and areas of coverage.

A related practice has been the development of wardriving (etymology: derives from old-skool hacker wardialing, the sequential automated dialing of huge blocks of telephone numbers in search of one hooked up to a modem), which entail driving or walking around a dense neighborhood in search of WiFi access points.

On June 24th, Cory Doctorow at boingboing posted a link to the warchalking proposal, a system to mark located wifi access points in public, explicitly derived from hobo signs.

On June 25th, Matt at the warchalking site posted his first pic of someone employing the symbology in the Real World.

Keep an eye on this.

Well, then. Naturally.

As I’ve discussed over the last few days, I’ve been performing hardware surgery on bellerophon, the server that provides you with this website. All has gone reasonably well, but not ideally, and so I brought her into the office here to work out the booting problem that was puzzling me.

I had employed the highly-regarded Carbon Copy Cloner, an Applescript-based drive duping utility, to mirror old to new, but the new boot drive was not playing nice. So. Testing matrix in, um, head, I began to experiment with boot settings this morning. Unfortunately for me, shortly thereafter, the main boot drive, the one with six months of tried and true tinkering and mind-bending installation trickery (are you listening to me, Image Magick?) refused to acknowledge my desires.

So… bellerophon was booting only into OS9, which can work well enough to serve static content but, for example, my Gallery-based photo site, which depends on PHP and MySQL, wouldn’t couldn’t won’t work in OS9. And this blog, which employs the perl-based Movable Type, would serve static content well enough, but new content would have to be hand-embroidered, the way macho men crank the code. (There may, in fact be some sort of Yatta tie in).

So I was looking at the “torn folder” icon, Mac OS X’s new way of saying, “you are screwed”, when the phone rings.

It was a prospective employer, checking to make sure I hadn’t gone and gotten a job or anything, because they wanted to reactivate me as a candidate for a position.

“Is this the producer/coordinator position?”

Naturally, it’s a technical position performing web work. I thank the pleasant fellow. He had the decision-maker vibe. I go out on a limb (a short one, really – who do you think is the most influential economic force in the Puget Sound region) and ask if they are .NET-based or headed in that direction. Yes, why yes, they are.

So… I have an immediate economic imperative to get bellerophon back into the sky. A bit of poking about reveals that Apple is pretty insistent upon a full reinstall to a clean disk in this variety of failure. And so began my afternoon.

Mark Cuban on Internet Radio Deal

At Radio and internet Newsletter, site scriveners Paul Maloney and Kurt Hanson publish a letter from legendary internet grump Mark Cuban, founder of broadcast.com.

It’s interesting reading. Cuban describes the deal between Yahoo (who bought Broadcast.com) and the RIAA as having been explicitly crafted to close down the indies. This is the deal that was used as a template for the stinkin’ no-good backstabbin’ lyin’ sorry excuse for a sack of potatoes “compromise” announced last week.

(via Seattle’s sweetheart, Wendy at Slumberland)

Seoul Brother

seoul_brother_flyer.jpgThe weekly original art I’ve selected is from a series of xerox flyers made in the summer of, um, 1987. In fact, it appears to have been made in June of 1987, when the Korean government first suspended the constitution, and faced massive popular unrest before backing down by June 29th, with the Korean government announcing major democratic reforms in response to the public pressure. As with all of my Monday images, clicking on it will produce a greatly enlarged image.

(In looking for linkage pertaining to the topic at hand I noted this interesting essay concerning the roots of the Korean democratic movement.)

The unrest at the time generated incredible images – little old ladies smacking Samurai-Vader riot cops with rolled umbrellas, walls of cops standing in sheets of Molotov cocktail flame – and at the time I knew nothing of Korean politics save the bare info that it was one of the many repressive governments around the world that the US equipped and trained. I was just interested in recycling the imagery as a means of expressing the general excitement I felt at seeing the shape of the static global politics of the day challenged – calls for democratic reform were being heard in China, in Korea, in South Africa, in Chile, in the socialist countries.

Later, my parents adopted a Korean grad student as a family member, and my dad worked with a lot of Korean auto-industry and business prof types, so I became more interested in the background to these images.

In my reading about it, the event that was of most interest to me was the 1980 Kwangju uprising and massacre, covered at length in an issue of Granta for which I could find no good links. The link here is to an article in The Nation which concerns itself wth the extent to which US officials knew in advance about and may have approved the use of the Korean military units that performed the suppression of the uprising.

Fortunately for me, the Indiana University daily paper had published an ill-advised coupon for “50 free copies” at Kinko’s – the coupon did not have the usual “limit one per customer” or and expiration date printed on it, so a band of my friends and I systematically harvested the downtown area for these coupons and squirrelled them away for use all summer long. I believe in the end I designed about 40 or so flyers. Most are similar to this one, in that they express a political opinion but are not polemical.

Just about two years later, I watched the events in Tiananmen Square with interest that escalated to concern as I realized that my parents had left the US to fly to a conference in Shanghai and were to arive there on the 5th of June. The army moved on the Chinese students while my parents were in the air, and let’s just say that media coverage combined with information I was getting from democracy-supporting Chinese students at IU gave me concern.

There will be more of these flyers seen in this space over time.

Yatta followup (for pf, I think)

This Yatta! site, via a link from this “fanimutation” via yesterday’s guest star explains why there are silly Japanese men singing while wearing fig leaves.

Lyrics here.

And since I first heard of Yatta! via Paul Frankenstein not very long ago, I should mention that he noted, before I did, that my ID of Moffet Field from I-5 was a bit off geographically.

In point of fact, I was looking at the blimp hangars of the now-mothballed Tustin Marine Base. Moffet is way further north in Cali, nearer to San Jose and the Bay area.

I will do a real Blimp Week Followup on this, HONEST, but the credit was overdue.

In other news, I can now play the ukelele!