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RT: @arthurwyatt: There should be a Karl Urban Outfitters, where you can buy only futuristic law enforcement equipment. – 12:28 AM GMT
@arthurwyatt I found that place one day. the guy would not sell me anything, just gave me some shades. when i went back, they we gone! – 12:29 AM GMT
RT: @dduane: !! RT @SpaceflightNow: FULL STORY: Space station crew spots coolant leak, ground controllers evaluate options. spaceflightnow.com/station/exp35/… – 12:34 AM GMT
attn @agent_cooper @anticdent gcaptain.com/aker-arctics-a… – 01:01 AM GMT
I know this is old news, but this is the best thing I’ve ever read about depression: hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2013/05/depres… – 01:08 AM GMT
“@guardianmusic: Van Dyke Parks: ‘I was victimised by Brian Wilson’s buffoonery’: gu.com/p/3fmxk/tf” attn @telemetrist – 05:00 AM GMT
@gjcharlet eee – 05:21 AM GMT
picked up new cast iron thinking hey how bad could it be, I’ve bought new and tightened it up. Of course, that pan was boughten before 1993. – 06:10 AM GMT
my eyes: they burn, and my interim circa 1980 hair is all hair-don’t. – 06:11 AM GMT
@wonderchicken the scotch appears to have succeeded – 03:07 PM GMT
@brownpau ha, awesome – 03:22 PM GMT
RT: @brownpau: More #Gravity trailer feedback on @NASASpaceflight forum: forum.nasaspaceflight.com/index.php?topi… – 03:22 PM GMT
RT: @TheRealNimoy: Zachary. Have to teach you the Bilbo Baggins song. You’ll get requests. LLAP – 03:26 PM GMT
@michaelhoffman call these guys. jcdrepair.com/seattle/WA // nexus not shown on list of supported device, s3 is. can’t hurt to ask. – 04:24 PM GMT
RT: @Sherman_Alexie: I love baseball but I love attacks on baseball mythology even more: tinyurl.com/bvocol4 – 06:37 PM GMT
I have committed spreadsheet Mad Men fanfic on the internets this morning. My work here is done. – 06:43 PM GMT

RT: @TheOldReader: We deployed separate login system! Set your password in Settings and it’s all good. – 02:59 PM GMT
@manwhoyells ha ha – 03:04 PM GMT
@mubay @manwhoyells ha ha ha – 03:05 PM GMT
RT: @jkonrath: Glenn Danzig is a huge Mr. Rogers fan. He bought four of his sweaters at auction, and has built a replica of his house in his back yard. – 03:06 PM GMT

it’s a rough life, but somebody has to do it pic.twitter.com/SnsgHtoUuQ – 01:25 AM GMT
@DanEngler my footbath! – 01:41 AM GMT
@wonderchicken for some reason I cannot resolve emptybottle.org from a Seattle-area DSL LAN lately. Is it me? Maybe. – 05:37 AM GMT
@hell0jed MS just announced a UI rollback on Win8; was he down on it in HW or OS? – 02:04 PM GMT
.@phirephoenix chatball closure missed clicks/drags + higher ad density in newsfeed = higher ad clickthrough. it’s a clickspam mechanism. – 07:13 PM GMT
SCDP + CDC – (PG) + CH = SCDHCCC? SDHC4? + O? + C? – 07:25 PM GMT
@tclancy pixel schmixel – 07:26 PM GMT
@sambosambo @gjcharlet @vacapinta ha ha ha – 07:43 PM GMT
@gjcharlet @CocoGoesOut SCDPHCCCGC – 07:46 PM GMT
@gjcharlet @CocoGoesOut I mean SCDHCCGO – 07:46 PM GMT
@gjcharlet @CocoGoesOut argh no I mean SCDHCCCO – 07:52 PM GMT
I have emerged from the monthlong horror that is loading a skubase into ebay for store listing. The horror of styling the listings awaits. – 11:04 PM GMT
Perhaps a refreshing dip into Lovecraft. With a Kierkegaard sidecar, maybe. – 11:07 PM GMT
@ezrakilty time travel? recida.org/base.htm – 11:09 PM GMT
Japanese pro baseball promo. Friday, Baystars vs Eagles. Eagles based near Fukushima; joking implication: monsters. pic.twitter.com/Wk9no0CXOF – 11:37 PM GMT
Full disclosure: Rakuten Eagles fan. Both amused and horrified. – 11:38 PM GMT

@arthurwyatt due the all-grey dazzle camo my brain made some sort of Geiger set design out of that at first. It’s this infernal heat. – 12:01 AM GMT
@arthurwyatt SKY: BLUE (color of television tuned to dead channel) – 12:03 AM GMT
@johnpstrohm gotta be the short guy – 12:04 AM GMT
geez, this weather is crazy – 12:05 AM GMT
@ezrakilty are you moved? or in a tiny box experiencing solar energy’s limitless potential? – 12:16 AM GMT
repeated eye trouble in the juncture of recovering one’s drawing and painting hand is a thing which sucketh and provoketh trepidation. – 12:19 AM GMT
@ezrakilty ah! our suburban excursion includes a dug basement. Very handy. I have installed a projection room, via dumpster. – 12:21 AM GMT
@poupou yesterday was a good day for that – 03:51 PM GMT
@gjcharlet dude! – 05:09 PM GMT

Driving headlong into an eighty degree cloudless west coast sunset as a Buddy Holly song muscles onto the radio. – 03:51 AM GMT
@matthetube evita – 03:53 AM GMT
My dear pal and eighty-plus year old neighbor heads in for knee replacement surgery tomorrow. I will be thinking of him a bunch. – 03:55 AM GMT
Tomorrow, I am informed, it shall be warmer than today. I declare it to be 1960s ska day all day. – 03:57 AM GMT
@mcgee_gorgo “the moon bared her knife-slashed cheeks at Pierce, as if to remind him of how far he’d come.” – @cstross, Palimpsest – 04:01 AM GMT
Seriously, people, it’s a full-body sunset here tonight. – 04:01 AM GMT
@JoeTheDough dude. your posting schedule is fucked up. seek help. – 04:04 AM GMT
@DanEngler let it be known among the cosmos! FALSE SUMMER IS ICOMEN IN – 04:06 AM GMT
This beautiful endorphinating weather: not to be trusted. Which is to say my body’s response to pleasure is not to be trusted. Which: fuck. – 04:15 AM GMT
@JoeTheDough you has NHS. we, fool cousins, an’t. Git the help on. – 04:17 AM GMT
@phoebenorth @arthurwyatt ahem – 04:41 AM GMT
@arthurwyatt just hearing *you* say Sex Hospital in my mind’s ear makes me laugh. – 05:27 AM GMT
@arthurwyatt I will drive down there and punch you in the arm – 05:59 AM GMT
@arthurwyatt but of course i will be laughing. maniacally. – 06:02 AM GMT
@arthurwyatt that’s their thing! that they do! Heal! Or kill! Or sex! – 06:04 AM GMT
@arthurwyatt it’s too late; they blew it up. – 04:45 PM GMT
@arthurwyatt sorry about spoiler – 04:45 PM GMT
@arthurwyatt i fink some of the crew might need to pay a visit to Sex Hospital! – 04:46 PM GMT
@anildash my dad called me all excited about the NPR TED show. Really. – 04:47 PM GMT
@matthewbaldwin i liked your early stuff. – 04:48 PM GMT
RT: @MrJohnnyRyan: Cheap art 4 sale @ johnnyryan.bigcartel.com pic.twitter.com/raeLnfg1xd – 04:49 PM GMT
@arthurwyatt facehugger Sex Hospital. – 04:51 PM GMT
ok ok wife has sun flu. better get crackin on the work thing. – 04:52 PM GMT
Rough day at the office. pic.twitter.com/8l2q7xXeB1 – 07:09 PM GMT
@praguepainter i like this idea, lawrence – 07:50 PM GMT
@johnpstrohm @Evan_Dando my sister played the shit out of that record, men. like from 5th grade to eternity. – 11:59 PM GMT

@BitterOldPunk @brownpau There’s a book! amazon.com/Global-Peace-L… – 06:18 AM GMT
@BitterOldPunk @brownpau the book is by the guy that owns the chicken shack! globalpeacelover.com/home/index.php… – 06:21 AM GMT
@BitterOldPunk 64 here. also WTF worthy. – 06:25 AM GMT
@hell0jed @BitterOldPunk I was out at 4am on Thursday and there was snow coming down; didn’t stick or anything though. – 06:54 AM GMT
@brownpau @BitterOldPunk did you catch he appears to be Pashtun, possibly Afghani? – 06:26 PM GMT
@brownpau @BitterOldPunk he is a renaissance man. wait, is that the right word? He’s his own variety of polymathic genius. – 06:29 PM GMT
RT: @mcgee_gorgo: Why is the only black dude in Asgard the door guy – 06:29 PM GMT
Kill the browser! CSS to the wall motherfuckers! All power to the end-user! storify.com/dajbelshaw/ana… – 06:38 PM GMT
@brownpau eeeuurrgh – 06:40 PM GMT
RT: @KenzoMetal: My 8 year old niece wanted to watch Aliens last night. Found this in the living room this morning. i.imgur.com/mBNLXQA.jpg – 06:41 PM GMT

@manwhoyells test thing from earlier wut wut – 12:37 AM GMT
@mubay it’s on the ISS – 01:25 AM GMT
@manwhoyells boobs – 03:49 AM GMT
Viv, after dinner: “Let’s watch Alien.” Viv, less than 15 minutes after the movie starts: “zzzzzzz.” – 04:22 AM GMT
every time i watch this movie i start wondering about Nostromo’s floorplan – 04:56 AM GMT
oh, sure, Dallas has blueprints – 05:03 AM GMT
RT: @MrT: What’s your plan? Quit your Jibba-Jabba! – 04:51 PM GMT
@DanEngler oof – 04:58 PM GMT
HOLY CRAP! STAR COMMAND IS OUT! – 05:35 PM GMT
@johnpstrohm do the humpty dumpty hump – 10:36 PM GMT
@Evan_Dando @johnpstrohm CANNOT BE UNHEARD – 10:39 PM GMT
oh boy did I pick the wrong day to put the compost out – 10:40 PM GMT
@JoeTheDough we’ve seen MASH, like, a million times – 10:42 PM GMT
if not for the upwind compost pic.twitter.com/6QETqKaPhy – 10:43 PM GMT
@marikamalaea we do this, sorta. it’s like Logan’s Run. Lotta good people missing out there. – 10:48 PM GMT
@johnpstrohm have you checked out your eyebrows lately? mine are like wild caterpillars. – 10:49 PM GMT

“@manwhoyells: RESIST FALSE SUMMER” this is false consciousness, please make a note – 01:27 AM GMT
day long headache from attempting to identify, learn, and experiment with ebay flat-file uploads. hypothesis: caint get yar fum hyar – 01:29 AM GMT
Minister Faust breaks down George Clinton’s Mothership for us: io9.com/minister-faust… – 04:32 AM GMT
@manwhoyells wut – 11:08 AM GMT
Curious re SPD clown tweet? Meet the SPD public information team: blogs.seattletimes.com/monica-guzman/… (h/t @moniguzman; also, this is a hint, Moni) – 12:36 PM GMT
@BitterOldPunk say it ain’t so! I was amused by the beef in the press release. – 04:06 PM GMT
@moniguzman during may 1 hoorah SPD twitter posted an amusing tweet re clowns / superheroes – 07:25 PM GMT
@moniguzman I have noticed it being retweeted by non-local folks and reported on Facebook, over a couple days now – 07:26 PM GMT
@moniguzman so from my perspective I was curious who the author of the tweet was; your prior article offers hints. – 07:28 PM GMT
@hell0jed dude. just priced my pitcher picture @ 17×22 on Arches: $55 per. Yikes. – 11:24 PM GMT

RT: @ezrakilty: NYT “Amid Hunger Strike, Obama Renews Push to Close Cuba Prison”: Sad day when the president has to stop eating to get things done in DC. – 12:58 AM GMT
RT: @SeattlePD: Brief disturbance earlier at 5th and Jackson between superheroes and clowns. Everything’s under control. #SeaMayDay – 01:16 AM GMT
@telemetrist i totally retired, man – 01:17 AM GMT
@arthurwyatt best piece on the show tonight. lack of cultural context, sadly. – 01:20 AM GMT
@arthurwyatt I’ve stood over the ground she came out of and mused about them poor fuckers. – 01:21 AM GMT
@arthurwyatt a portion of said musings: mike.whybark.com/archives/00077… – 01:22 AM GMT
@arthurwyatt one of several links yet uncannibalized by bitrot: ngm.nationalgeographic.com/ngm/0206/dispa… – 01:26 AM GMT
@gjcharlet GJ, can I have the shirt you are wearing right now? – 01:28 AM GMT
@gjcharlet I know you would, bubba. Someday when I make to the Gulf again. – 01:30 AM GMT
@gjcharlet (in my fambly, “bubba” means brother, and I use it in such wise) – 01:31 AM GMT
@kelliebob @gjcharlet and then develop a homeopathic solution to sell online and via 1-900 numbers – 01:36 AM GMT
@arthurwyatt not at all. Bet it’s been pitched! – 01:40 AM GMT
@arthurwyatt Elizabeth’s Planet requires urgent shipment of quadrotriticale, but all we have is the left-handed sucrose varietal from K-7! – 01:43 AM GMT
@arthurwyatt the wooden gravemarkers like teeth against a november sky pic.twitter.com/ksHF4TD5sO – 01:45 AM GMT
@arthurwyatt Kirk fighting music but only after the delicious fourteen year old girl has been served for dinner! – 01:46 AM GMT
Classic Freakonomics/Marketplace: extended story on STEM employment issues, no mention of H1B or age discrimination. On May Day. Shitheads. – 01:58 AM GMT
@arthurwyatt horrifying! Just hypnotic… ally awful! – 01:59 AM GMT
Finished this yesterday. Mostly Procreate, some PS Touch, ArtRage. Interoperability was a PITA. Untouched by desktop. pic.twitter.com/XVrFpMdnqp – 03:35 AM GMT
@hell0jed you may want to look at getting pro output. is that an inkjet? – 02:37 PM GMT
@arthurwyatt shakespeare! “took three months to create.” guess the lipstick is fade resistant. – 02:44 PM GMT
@arthurwyatt these are terrible! Henry is six inches taller and for no reason, a window gets a paint job! – 02:48 PM GMT
@arthurwyatt but now I’m crying with laughter so that’s ok then – 02:50 PM GMT
ah, here’s the H1B cheerleading from Planet Money! It’s soooooo hard to import your indentured IT slaves sooooo hard whyyyy poor employers – 03:26 PM GMT
@lorenacupcake YOU ARE NOW CYBORG – 08:57 PM GMT