@arthurwyatt Vogon constructor fleet. 😉 – 12:52 AM GMT
@arthurwyatt am I sposed to flip it? I had no idea, my bad. if i glue some foil to it does that help? RARE FOIL COVER, SIGNED – 01:47 AM GMT
@arthurwyatt Bag it with hi intensity laser pointer! – 01:50 AM GMT
RT: @jackwilliambell: A squirrel. Hiding a nut. In a dog. IN A DOG. i.imgur.com/jpBRyxc.gif #wtf – 06:02 PM GMT
RT: @ftrain: zoiks youtube.com/watch?v=V4UWxl… – 06:10 PM GMT
@brownpau @PicPedant the VCs are slavering for your bizplan, slavering i tell you! – 06:30 PM GMT
RT: @dongatory: I can call ‘Flappy Bird’ is a success of mine. But it also ruins my simple life. So now I hate it. – 08:52 PM GMT
witness the power of disruption – 08:55 PM GMT
@wedgex @ardaniel better hurry, he’s yanking it – 08:56 PM GMT
man, I bet he thinks by pulling the game he shortcircuits the press attention. he’s about to become a legend. – 08:57 PM GMT
@jackwilliambell @arthurwyatt @ardaniel he’s got the motive to just drop out – 3x#1 for 30d @ 50k / d = 4.5m. – 09:11 PM GMT
@jackwilliambell @arthurwyatt @ardaniel avg annual IT salary in Vietnam ~ 5.7k. – 09:11 PM GMT
@jackwilliambell @arthurwyatt @ardaniel so even taking commissions into account, he’s generated more $ than he would in 50 years of work. – 09:13 PM GMT
@jackwilliambell @arthurwyatt @ardaniel (showing work: salary numbers salaryexplorer.com/salary-survey.…) – 09:13 PM GMT
@jackwilliambell @arthurwyatt @ardaniel 10.1m VND = 474 USD pic.twitter.com/hhRXNlIPza – 09:15 PM GMT
@jackwilliambell @arthurwyatt @ardaniel 475*12*50=285k. pic.twitter.com/NtS5FOURpE – 09:17 PM GMT
@jackwilliambell @arthurwyatt @ardaniel granted that 50k/d is sourced from anecdotal game press reportage, therefore subject to revision. – 09:18 PM GMT
@arthurwyatt @jackwilliambell @ardaniel should we look for a Flappy Dredd, with flying motorcycle, in near future? – 09:19 PM GMT
@arthurwyatt @jackwilliambell @ardaniel so that could be the knockoff game, Flappy Redd. – 09:21 PM GMT
@ardaniel @arthurwyatt @jackwilliambell There was a Bogost column last week, but the charting started in December. – 09:21 PM GMT
@joshmillard can we have your light rail? – 10:19 PM GMT
STARFLEET 2014™ by Micro Games on iOS app store. $32.99. port of a Win8 Surface adaptation of SFB? WTF appsto.re/us/7poCV.i – 10:31 PM GMT

@subbes aw, sorry to hear it. – 02:31 AM GMT
RT: @MarcLaidlaw: In case Seattleites missed last night’s tweet…Miyazaki’s last movie, THE WIND RISES, is coming to Cinerama in a couple weeks. – 05:16 AM GMT
Miyazaki / Cinerama / airplane mooooovie who’s in who’s in? – 05:16 AM GMT
wife asking me for answers to her quizup match. is that ok? is that a thing? should i just make stuff up? – 05:20 AM GMT
@manwhoyells /marks it down – 05:20 AM GMT
@manwhoyells i do, we were both puzzling over non-rotating. the catch: iOS 6.x – 06:11 AM GMT
@manwhoyells Ken Jennings plugged it this weekend on ATC or whatever it’s called on weekends. – 06:12 AM GMT
bedroom temp: no longer in the fifties. we may yet live. – 06:15 AM GMT
@dansinker hell yes. what a fine record. – 02:47 PM GMT
@poupou shortly, and I will! – 04:45 PM GMT
@manwhoyells the update went thru fine, actually. still non rotating, no landscape mode, booo – 04:48 PM GMT
@manwhoyells ha ha, what do you mean “need” ha ha – 04:49 PM GMT
freestyle scathing – 05:02 PM GMT
speed scathing – 05:02 PM GMT
downhill harrow – 05:03 PM GMT
lunch followed by the traditional light electrical work may lead to naptime – 11:52 PM GMT
.@scalzi yay! YAY! That is great news! – 11:53 PM GMT

@imontheradio go get ’em – 12:37 AM GMT
@hell0jed baba yaga lives on the taiga in a hut on stilts. do you work for a russian folktale? If so, BOSS – 12:39 AM GMT
@brownpau sublicense off Gold Key 70s comics? That’s the logo source. Hm, which I recall also from 1970s toys. – 12:44 AM GMT
@brownpau implies a license in perpetuity granted to a company later consumed by Mattel, or as you and I know it, the Doomsday Machine. – 12:45 AM GMT
@brownpau especially as packaging is faux-retro as hell, no way was it made before the late 90s. It’s not nostalgic for 1970, but for MTV. – 12:47 AM GMT
@LeavittAlone the WTO sea turtles were treated with greater respect than the WTO daleks – 12:47 AM GMT
@hell0jed cold buildings on stilts ftw – 12:48 AM GMT
@ezrakilty @mubay @danengler wake and bake my tweeps pic.twitter.com/GehZbD7KQZ – 12:51 AM GMT
“@alantutorial: How to watch youtube clips in HD 720p (computer tutorial): youtu.be/4sGokXOC-4I?a via @YouTube” OH NOW IT GETS GOOD – 12:57 AM GMT
@ezrakilty well, they’ve been on the rack since eleven – 12:58 AM GMT
RT: @Ufog: I saw rollerblading seahawk batman today. – 01:18 AM GMT
@gjcharlet condolences, man. – 03:53 AM GMT
Deaf composer withdraws music, admits secret ghostwriter japantimes.co.jp/news/2014/02/0… – 01:38 PM GMT
on iOS .@hell0jed broke down and picked up the Wacom Creative for iPad, looks/feels good in Procreate so far. stroke width and density variance. – 09:42 PM GMT
oh for god’s sake how did we survive in this house without doublepane windows i may freeze to death yet cold too cold help – 10:19 PM GMT

@DanEngler at least he put it down neatly instead of shaking it out all over the place. – 02:28 AM GMT
@madamjujujive BOSS @sumit if you don’t wangle a sip i shall be disappoint – 04:12 AM GMT
@wyshynski my father-in-law inflicted this on us one time. Thankfully we negotiated for the right to call a plumber and all was well. – 04:44 AM GMT
@mcgee_gorgo (more muscly and squinty eye contract dudes) – 04:45 AM GMT
@bradleystein also “candy” – 04:45 AM GMT
@arthurwyatt @mcgee_gorgo /art’s law-scanners perk up – 04:46 AM GMT
@johnmoe well i do agree, but you and I both have reasons to read that in. Which is fine, but maybe we see it, and Jimothy doesn’t. – 05:15 AM GMT
Nice to have an excuse for a fire again for a coupla days. – 05:24 AM GMT
@arthurwyatt @mcgee_gorgo ugh, it is thee shittiest. ingather they don’t allocate to legacy stuff, so it never gets vetted. – 05:37 AM GMT
@mcgee_gorgo @arthurwyatt enh, I mostly stream browser on TV proper, and they have gotten better about tying shows and seasons, but still eh – 05:38 AM GMT
@mcgee_gorgo @arthurwyatt off-brand playback (old contracts, i think) like via PlayOn: worse than newsgroups. which, you know, error. – 05:40 AM GMT
@sumit durn. – 07:50 AM GMT
@ftrain Bruce McCall angrily throws his bush to the ground – 02:19 PM GMT
it is fixin to be ethiopian food time soon – 03:27 PM GMT

oh yes. thingsmagazine.net/?p=11203&utm_s… – 02:37 AM GMT
on iOS Things’ post (is there a twitter? I love that stuff) sent me to the RoF simpits thread to catch up. riseofflight.com/forum/viewtopi… – 02:46 AM GMT
This is a custom DR1 simpit for RoF. pic.twitter.com/K69lwkcKiP – 02:46 AM GMT
@surlygourmand if you can get to the bottom of the Yelp stuff that would be great! But you want the Turf. – 02:47 AM GMT
@surlygourmand The um County Line (?) just beyond Georgetown is a decent dive bar / dancehall. There are a few joints down there … – 02:49 AM GMT
@surlygourmand … that cater to recent or temporary American workers, which means there is cool music. – 02:50 AM GMT
@surlygourmand also, the Waterwheel on Aurora was once bumptious but I cannot vouch for it in these fallen times. – 02:51 AM GMT
@surlygourmand not harrowing, but cheap and with heshers: the 2Bit. I’ll look into harrowing. – 02:52 AM GMT
@surlygourmand Dawg Tails on 99 was once a TNG theme bar called Ten Forward. I was harrowed, you bet. – 02:53 AM GMT
@surlygourmand Lucite-illuminated 6-foot bar in two-room bunkhouse decorated with Worf and Picard standees. – 02:54 AM GMT
@surlygourmand Two handles: Bud, Bud Lite. 12 tanks of pull tabs, perhaps intended as dabo. – 02:55 AM GMT
@surlygourmand Four filthy wizened barflies. No females. – 02:55 AM GMT
@surlygourmand The barman sported a TNG command red jersey with apron folded to cover waist down only. Jersey was filthy as a consequence. – 02:56 AM GMT
@surlygourmand No food. That was it. Pulltabs, Bud, Bud Lite, Lucite-illumination, sad men, cardboard gambling, and filth. I was appalled. – 02:58 AM GMT
@surlygourmand In hindsight, it maybe the single greatest bar or service establishment I have ever stepped into. – 02:58 AM GMT
@surlygourmand in conclusion, considering your provenance, have you considered the New Orleans? – 02:59 AM GMT
STAY TUNED FOR POT PIE UPDATE no it’s chicken ok, just chicken and stuff NO ACTUAL POT OK – 03:01 AM GMT
Chicxshred from roasted bird, juice to cream sauce, homemade crust. Unsure if my roux worked. Hope so. pic.twitter.com/UmHfshChEU – 03:03 AM GMT
@surlygourmand well, harrowing. and yes yes it was a joke. – 03:10 AM GMT
hm, @marcmaron just misogynistically dissed my distant cuz @whybark. seems like a dick move. noted, even if the kid nuked whatever he said. – 03:36 AM GMT
@whybark @marcmaron hmmmm – 03:58 AM GMT
@deathmtn we shall see. I screwed up the matrix last time. tasted great but it was like chicken glue. too much flour. – 03:59 AM GMT
@ftrain no joke, there is an active cricket community out here – 03:06 PM GMT
RT: @arvidinseattle: Today’s Must Read: MT @dominicgates: #Boeing 787 #Dreamliner assembly problems in Charleston drag on Everett. seattletimes.com/html/businesst…” – 03:09 PM GMT
RT: @ballardian: I’m pleased Wheatley is progressing re: High-Rise. Breaking free from the long list of vapourware Ballard adaptations bit.ly/11DfQQV – 03:16 PM GMT
RT: @ballardian: Tantalising. Ben Wheatley says filming on his adaptation of Ballard’s High-Rise has started – & it’s set in the 70s: bit.ly/1fK2R7K – 03:20 PM GMT
oh man more Ballard movies please – 03:21 PM GMT
@ezrakilty haw. – 06:34 PM GMT
@ezrakilty @ftrain en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cricket_p… – 06:35 PM GMT
@ezrakilty @ftrain poets.org/viewmedia.php/… – 06:36 PM GMT
@ezrakilty @ftrain poetryfoundation.org/poem/178443 – 06:36 PM GMT
@ezrakilty @ftrain (Jiminy Cricket YouTube link bonus round declined on penalties) – 06:39 PM GMT
@poupou lol – 06:48 PM GMT
delightful. Apple updated the formats of my iCloud Numbers files to be incompatible with all the versions of Numbers I am willing to use. – 07:45 PM GMT
I believe the answer is opening them in-browser and migrating 100% to Google Docs, with a pitstop in Excel. – 07:46 PM GMT
awww yeah banh mi – 08:57 PM GMT
RT: @dduane: A thoughtful review of my & @p_morwood’s “The Romulan Way,” & some events surrounding its publication: twy.la/1ikXeNG – 09:05 PM GMT
That RT leads to a fascinating overview of Star Trek franchise politics with respect to the tie-in novels era. I mean, fascinating to me. – 09:06 PM GMT
You know, when everyone on your TL from Indianapolis to NYC is freaking out about snow, it probably means something. – 10:54 PM GMT

@arthurwyatt seems like it was that way when I was last there, with riots! oh how sweetly cinematic it all was – 02:40 AM GMT
@arthurwyatt plus, you know, London Zero – Gee Football. – 02:41 AM GMT
@arthurwyatt London JETS I mean London JETS. shirtoid.com/25231/london-j… – 02:42 AM GMT
My host is yawning, falling asleep. Look for large scale nap riots here in Seattle. – 02:44 AM GMT
RT: @johnmoe: I had a talk with my kids before the game about how to handle disappointment. Because I’m a Seahawks fan since season 1. – 02:45 AM GMT
RT: @johnpstrohm: OG style instagram.com/p/j8BJBloFkZ/ – 02:50 AM GMT
@johnpstrohm ha ha ha – 02:53 AM GMT
3/6 for Clydesdale Puppy ad, 2/6 for Beasts of the Ghibli Maserati. – 03:20 AM GMT
Channel 7 has live Capitol Hill insanity – 03:20 AM GMT
tens of people in the street – 03:25 AM GMT
mobs with lightsabers – 03:29 AM GMT
@arthurwyatt in blue / lime green – 04:08 AM GMT
@zipties we looked it up, and he named the studio after an Italian fighter-bomber (!) – 05:12 AM GMT
@Johnny_Dale the puppy and the clydesdale are FRIENDS – 11:44 AM GMT
@ftrain crazy, I was just musing about this last night. doing genealogical research. Google books great for prior cites, references. – 06:31 PM GMT
@ftrain … and ancestry exposes thousands of scanned primary source docs, back to at least 1400s. The past is in my iPad. – 06:32 PM GMT
@zipties bullshit! total! – 07:14 PM GMT
@zipties pffff. – 07:15 PM GMT
“I wanted to preserve the integrity of bespoke spam.” – 08:13 PM GMT
@zipties let alone mechoidal, mechoids, and mechoiding. – 08:13 PM GMT
“where an oiled bronze drawer pull siphoned out vitality … perhaps, from the universe itself.” theatlantic.com/technology/arc… – 10:06 PM GMT
on iOS

@poupou I have it streaming HD from YT on the iPad in the BG while I tweet this – 09:34 PM GMT
@poupou so no remote or anything. needs to be plugged in, doesn’t draw juice from HDMI port – 09:35 PM GMT
@poupou so, summarizing: drawbacks, but dirt cheap. You spend $35 on a coffee. well, six coffees. – 09:36 PM GMT
hm, that’s interesting. I mostly watch baseball on TV via MLB.net, which doesn’t have a pregame or postgame show. – 09:46 PM GMT
I bet if I ever tried to watch a regular MLB game, with the pregame and stuff, I would hate it too. – 09:47 PM GMT
man, traffic everywhere out there is intense! – 11:10 PM GMT
@arthurwyatt snif, we knew you when – 11:13 PM GMT
@jonronson no jon no! Seattle will because Phoenix Jones! – 11:20 PM GMT
woah! YAY – 11:34 PM GMT
THANK YOU DENVER – 11:35 PM GMT
INCOHERENT APPROVAL YELLING – 11:37 PM GMT

@madamjujujive to clarify, this was ashore when we walked up the beach. but we’d been to the beach several times. We knew stuff was coming. – 12:52 AM GMT
@madamjujujive so that specific piece didn’t, you know, bump my waders. But I have at least four seawrack items from Japan collected there. – 12:54 AM GMT
@madamjujujive the beam is the only piece obviously from the tsunami, the earliest stuff we picked up the day after the war began in 2002. – 12:56 AM GMT
@madamjujujive we try to go to Netarts every year in Spring. Nobody’s there, and it is amazing and perfect and the sea brings messages. – 12:57 AM GMT
@madamjujujive me and Rocket this Spring. His feet were in the other pic. pic.twitter.com/Uq1EG8YM26 – 12:58 AM GMT
@madamjujujive another beam on the beach this year. the inscription was there when we came across it. pic.twitter.com/0mawBgp0wf – 01:00 AM GMT
@madamjujujive Rocket and Viv, pretty much all the way up to Oceanside. I tell you, there is nowhere else like this. pic.twitter.com/2ccdVZywYP – 01:01 AM GMT
@madamjujujive He was. Part of the message Neptune bore this year was one of mortality. – 01:02 AM GMT
@madamjujujive Started in 2011 or so, I think, completed in November 2013 after he had passed. iPad only, Procreate. pic.twitter.com/frKKLDOed4 – 01:04 AM GMT
@madamjujujive indeed. look, here’s my NPB team working out on the other side of the big water. twitter.com/Rakuten__Eagle… – 01:18 AM GMT
@madamjujujive They’re based in Sendai, and as I noted earlier, the tsunami is what kicked my long-dormant sports-oriented gizzard into life – 01:19 AM GMT
@madamjujujive which is simply evidence that I’m as nuts as the next guy, so that is helpful to keep in mind. – 01:20 AM GMT
@iasshole mmmm, think of the st. germaine as the flowers at a peatbog mummy funeral – 01:21 AM GMT
@mcgee_gorgo cowboy hat ‘n’ all! – 01:22 AM GMT
@gjcharlet that is awesome. should we drink with you? er, toke? – 01:23 AM GMT
@gjcharlet well, he was, but it was back in the 1890s. I heard tell. never mess with a red-headed stranger, man. – 01:25 AM GMT
@marikamalaea easy mistake. – 01:27 AM GMT
@felixsalmon great to hear you giving Kai a hard time! Keep it up! – 02:37 AM GMT
@madamjujujive @gjcharlet 1892, 1962 alla same same – 02:37 AM GMT
@iasshole mmm, delicious mummy – 02:53 AM GMT
@manwhoyells geez that AF report, 64 feet while rotating the nose. The were up all night and got lucky. – 03:01 AM GMT
@manwhoyells @DanEngler I have pulled ripcord, initiating Straight Talk procedures – 03:02 AM GMT
@DanEngler with stone pic.twitter.com/Ifq0nvsWfu – 03:58 AM GMT
@DanEngler some errors: dill seeds are not anise seeds. soapy water will soak into stone. petrochem scourpads will adhere to stone. – 04:00 AM GMT
@DanEngler further errors: minimizing oil and sugar in (um, is dough a solution? let us refer to it as a medium) medium may zero maillol fx – 04:02 AM GMT
@DanEngler gd eyeteye snausages, mild, alas. I can convince my self dill is edible and appropriate here. – 04:04 AM GMT
@DanEngler heat, medium melange parameters otherwise within spaceolationist parameters. no anticipated need for backup. over. – 04:06 AM GMT
@DanEngler troubling lack of evidence for maillol fx leads me to suspect HQ’s directive and objectives may have been suspiciously optimistic – 04:08 AM GMT
@mcgee_gorgo dude, I’m not 60 OK – 04:08 AM GMT
@DanEngler all of this could have been resolved by sufficiently contemporary replicators in the base expedition kit but NOO thanks starfleet – 04:23 AM GMT
My wife just referred to our itty bitty kitty’s coffee-bean toes. just popped out the mouf. That is some language genius right there, folks. – 05:50 AM GMT
@praguepainter more (not) dead cosmonauts: jamesoberg.com/062002flightjo… – 04:08 PM GMT
rockpapershotgun.com/2014/01/31/how… – 06:11 PM GMT
burkemuseum.blogspot.com/2014/01/in-sea… – 08:33 PM GMT