In researching grad schools, I have learned that the newly revised UW Tuition Rates are insanely complex.
See, starting this fall, there are no fewer than SIXTEEN possible rates – each of which will be hiked every quarter for the next year.
Taking the hikes into account, that’s up to SIXTY-FOUR varying rates a given grad student might find themselves paying over the upcoming academic year, depending upon which quarter it is and which school they are enrolled in.
Determining which rate is for you is, naturally, left for you, potential consumer or ensnared enrollee, to sort out.
One potential effect is that in a particularly popular course, each student might be enrolled from different program, and therefore each student is paying a different price for the exact same product.
How modern! How abusive! How arrogant!

How fitting, then, that the winner of the contest should prove to be
Mr. Frankenstein, in the comments section on the entry which launched his winning observations, also felt that he recognized the “Redneck Rock” LP seen on the floor of my apartment in the lower right of the large picture. I assured him that it was doubtful, as the LP was an independent release originating in Vancuver, WA in the mid-seventies, and that I had found it in a free pile recently but been afraid to listen to it to date.