Member of Sex Abuse Panel Upsets Some
Heh heh (NYT link – registration required blah blah blah). Heh.
Sorry.
Member of Sex Abuse Panel Upsets Some
Heh heh (NYT link – registration required blah blah blah). Heh.
Sorry.
Upon returning home from camping, I noticed a deservedly long obit for noted folklorist Alan Lomax. Lomax, along with considerably flakier kook Harry Smith and redoubtable businessman Moe Asch, are the most important and influential record producers of the century.
Smith, in addition to performing duties as all-around visionary freeloader on the order of Joe Gould (which entailed, among other things, films featuring hand painted animation, a collection of “string figures’, and the basic visual vocabulary of sixties psychedelica), compiled, for Moe Asch’s Folkways Records, the Folkways Anthology of American Folk Music, which I’m quite overdue to discuss here. Smith’s aesthetic for the project required that the cuts he included were originally commercially released, that is, not recorded for posterity by someone out to document a vanishing culture but rather recorded in an act of commercial egotism. Additionally, he conceptualized the records themselves as a literal magic incantation, intended to change the course of American music. He quite indisputably succeeded.
Lomax, as noted in many obits, is the sine qua non of the itinerant documenatrist, out to preserve from exctinction the authentic sounds and songs of the nonprofessional singer or performer.
Moe Asch, looking to make a buck and maybe also to keep leftist kooks the likes of Woody Guthrie and Smith in pocket money, released works by both Smith and Lomax; today, Asch’s vast store of recordings and notes is, as it should be, the property of us all, Folkways now functioning as a subsidiary of the Smithsonian Institution.
It should be noted that Rounder Records has also been doing a kick-ass job on archival releases from the Lomax treasure.
As promised, I ironed the curtains.
Also as promised, here is a picture of moi (prn: “mou-waah”) modeling the finest in contemporary home maintenance wear courtesy of Paul Frankenstein. Click the pic for a big, big eyeful (no, no, you don’t have to send the kids out of the room, honest).
The shirt is VERY large, but I haven’t washed it yet. I have a couple other cafepress shirts and they are marked as the same size. They fit fine. Paul has many fine garments for purchase by the public at large (including the one I’m wearing: it says “en cas d’urgence gardez votre calme” next to a lil doob-levay-say, or crappah, as some would have it) here.
I won the shirt in a too-short, thanks to me, first-come-first-served contest (link to Paul’s current blog page; once you’re there, use your browser’s page-search function to look for “number of dots”) that Paul hosted regarding the logical mechanism underlying a design feature of his blog. Later in life I hope to adjust this link so it points to the appropriate archive.
I’d love to tell ya about it, but his NDA was killer.
I would like to point out however, that the shirt espouses a fine sentiment which we can all get behind.
Paul also today wrote a fine roundup of his visible corner of the blogocology, which I heartily recommend.
In the spirit of these things, here’s mike.whybark.com’s first contest: first person to accurately count the things in this photo which have been previously featured on mike.whybark.com in their own entries wins a randomly drawn gimcrack from a big bag of Archie McPhee goodies we have laying around the house!
(ahem, no, Viv, immediate family members are NOT included.)
Google Information for Webmasters corrects my superstition regarding *.shtml pages, discussed in this recent post.
Fiction: Sites are not included in Google’s index if they use ASP (or some other non-html file-type.)
Fact: At Google, we are able to index most types of pages and files with very few exceptions. File types we are able to index include: pdf, asp, jsp, hdml, shtml, xml, cfml, doc, xls, ppt, rtf, wks, lwp, wri.
Howsomever, searches via my nice, shiny new google site search are NOT turning up recent results. Results for individual entries show up through June 3.
There has been some recent discussion, from January through just about early June, concerning Googlebombing and similar results of Google’s preference for well-linked, frequently updated pages in their search results. At the tail end of the discussin came some speculation that perhaps Google would be forced to rejigger their searchengine in order to skew away from bloggers.
What’s really interesting to me about this sudden google-invisibility is that I’ve had and used the mike.whybark.com domain for years now; I’ve always noticed googlebot in my logs on a regular basis.
Suddenly, it’s gone.
So here’s the 19-cent question: have other toilers at Acme Bloggers, Inc. or Universal Blog Provisioners, Ltd., noticed this sudden cessation of Google love?
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And an update: I repaired my malfunctioning PHP forms, and everything should be hunky-dory, except that I know I used a deprecated form because the current usage lacks sufficient sample code and discussion to date out in the great singing beyond of 00’s and 01’s.
So now it’s off to iron the curtains!
These things come in threes, right?
ACT ONE
Last week, I was corresponding with the estimable Chris Dent, who
Eric’s family home is one of the houses I have very strong childhood sense memories of, including detailed smells, rocking out to music I’d flee from today (well, most of it), cold pepperoni pizza breakfasts with flat, watery coke after all-night D&D marathons, and the assorted associations of the initial glimmerings of adolescence. I have a very clear memory of devouring “Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas” overnight, and a repeated one of listening to all the seventies Firesign Theatre records on vinyl – did you know one of those standard, single-LP releases had three sides? Verry trippy! Flip it over and which side plays? You never knew!
Chris lets me know that he’ll be visiting the glorious Pacific Northwest for about ten days in mid-to-late August. He’ll be traveling in company with his romantic interest, one Sabrina, who, he tells me, once lived here in Seattle.
Well, one thing leads to another, and I’m looking at Sabrina’s blog. While the look
of it is unfamiliar, there’s something about it that makes me think I’ve read it before.
I start scanning backwards, and bingo! I find some posts from early in 2002, when she was getting ready to move to Bloomington for grad school. I recall looking at them at the time she was writing them and being jealous that she’d essentially gotten an invitation to apply for grad school from a prof she had as an undergrad. Come to think of it, I’m still jealous. š
So, interestingly, Sabrina moves from author of random blog I once glimpsed for a moment to person who intersects directly with my life and childhood in countless ways, in one easy step.
ACT TWO
This weekend Vivian and I decamped for camping in the San Juans. It was a lovely jaunt, which is detailed in another entry or two.
On the way back, we knew that there’d be a considerable wait for the return ferry. We ended up sitting behind a group of slightly-younger-than-us-folks that looked vaguely familiar, for no readily apparent reason. Right next to us was a friendly lady with a black lab puppy who was talking to everyone around her. The mood of the waiting crowd was festive – it was a gorgeous hot summer day and we were all about to take a free boat ride through some of the most beautiful scenery in the Northwest.
Once we disembarked from the ferry and headed back to Seattle, the only down note was the customary summer Sunday-afternoon return commute traffic on I-5.
Then, on Tuesday, I was idly clicking through the links to the right of this entry, mostly blogs, to catch up. This activity reminds me of flipping through bins of records or comics, in search of the new or interesting.
Then I clicked on the link titled “Statanic Action“. In the entry I clicked into, the author, Stacey Lester, describes attending a wedding in the San Juans, on Orcas Island, where Viv and I had been camping. He spent the night, and then, anticipating a 3-hour wait for the ferry (accurately), hung out with his pals on a hill overlooking the ferry dock.
Which is exactly when and where Viv and I were doing the same thing.
Stacey even promptly (more promptly than me, I tells ya) posted his pictures of the weekend which, you guessed it, includes this shot of the dog lady… with me in the upper right corner.
The last time I was involved in anything comparable to this fascinating chain of coincidence and probability was in the middle of Seattle’s world-famous WTO festival of early winter, 1999. The day after shooting it, someone posted video footage of the Wednesday evening (December 1, 1999?) tear-gas and stinger-grenade clearage of the street near the reservoir in my neighborhood. You (by which I mean I) can make out my blurry figure and hear my voice just as a stinger grenade slams into the cameraman’s hand, busting a finger (and, though not on the video, chapping my ass quite nicely).
The current synchronies are much preferable, and have not involved bleeding.
So the query is, is that three? Or need I look anew to the future, yet unwrit?
PHP 4.2.2 grumble grumble released to address security flaw grouch grumble also for OSX by Marc Liyanage – but grumble frown this release changes the way global variables are handled – HTTP_POST won’t magically call them into being at form submit any longer.
Which helps with the whole security deal. Grumble grumble.
It’s been clearly documented for months and months, even, that this would be the Way It Shall Be Done. Grump.
But did this get covered in the PHP stuff I took last fall to get going? Well, to be perfectly honest, i don;t recall it being covered, although I have yet to peep my notes I’ll update here if I come across it. Naturally, I took full advantage of that tiny little time savings of not having to type a bit bit more. Naturally.
Argh, so now I have some stitching to do. Grump grum grumble.
As I was flipping around, looking at what other blogology went down whilst I was out gettin’ smoky in the hills, I noticed not only uncharacteristically sober coverage of Lomax’s passing at Bill Barol’s Blather, but also a fine pointer to Lost Indiana, one of my favorite Hoosier sites.
I see that the proprietor of Lost Indiana promises a comprehensive history of Burger Chef at some unspecified point in the future. I believe I still have one or two of the Burger Chef ‘n Jeff gewgaws that the chain handed out to tykes back in the day, before they were eaten by Hardee’s.
And just to add the whipped cream, thereby forcing me to run this before I run my Lomax bit, Barol cites homey Ken Goldstein’s work of skee ball genius, already noted here many, many times.
I’ve completed processing my pix from our camping trip to the San Juans, and posted the results here. While I have broken the pictures down into sections, a highlight reel may be called for. In this entry, the small pix are linked into the pix.whybark.com album they come from, so click the thumb once to get to the album, find the thumb on the page, and click again to enlarge. (hm, I gotta come up with a better context and focus strategy than that, huh?)
Our campsite was located at the south end of idyllic Lake Cascade, in Moran State Park on Orcas Island. Moran State Park was created in the 20’s when Robert Moran, a wealthy shipbuilder and former mayor of Seattle, gave the property to the just-formed state park system. The park lacks a single element of astonishing presence such as Mt. Rainier or the Olympic Range, but it’s still a truly astonishing site.
Our campsite afforded us this lovely mirrored sunset. Later that night I was able to observe the stars of the Big Dipper reflected in the lake. In fact, each night I saw numerous satellites, and each night, I saw one meteor.
A short hike from camp up a very steep trail brought us to this viewpiont above the lake, known as Sunrise Rock. In this view, our tent is not visible; it’s hidden by the greenery just above and to the right of the small blue and white tent seen in the photo (in the thumb, that tent is a tiny light colored dot in the shade, to the lower right).
Within the park, there’s a moderately tall (2409 ft) peak named Mount Constitution, the highest peak in the San Juan Islands. On a perfectly clear summer day (such as the day of our visit) you can see as far as Vancouver BC to the north and to Rainier to the south. Mount Baker, however, is the closest of Washington’s grand and towering volcanos, and as such dominates the view. One may drive up the twisty road as we did, or opt for the four and a half mile hike up the mountain. At the summit is a cool-looking replica of a 12th century Balkan watchtower that is open to the public and from which most of the images of views on my pix.whybark.com album were shot.
Also an easy hike directly from our campsite is the picturesque, modestly-scaled Cascade Falls, which felt pretty damn good by this time in the heat of the day. On our return, we took a service road which immediately felt as though we’d taken a wrong turn and ended up backstage at Disneyland. We kept joking that the security guards would jump out and haul us away, or that we’d see animatronic wildlife piled up, rusting by the side of the road.
Instead of animatronic graves (NEWS FLASH: The Country Bears opens Friday!!!) we came across piles of discarded picnic benches, charcoal grills, and firepits; it was literally refreshing to see something that was not a perfect postcard for nature, warm and fuzzy in beauty and balance.
Not to worry, however, nature let us know that she’s the boss when at 4 am on the first night, a huge windstorm kicked up. I woke up and scurried about in the gale moving light stuff, soaking our firepit, and generally feeling helpless before nature’s fury. I then lay in bed sleeplessly as the tent tugged and pitched in the breeze. The wind died by midday, but then began anew at promptly midnight and was still in action when we left at about noon on Sunday.
I’m reasonably confident that when I say “huge windstorm” I mean larger than me. If I had been in a house and not a tent I doubt I would have been much concerned by the gusts.
On our last day, we packed up the camp and took a nice, five or six mile walk around the rim of the lake via the Lake Cascade Loop trail, and then hit the road and summer Sunday afternoon traffic back to Seattle on I-5. It was, all in all, a deeply pleasant camping experience.
Ken’s latest, “Skee-Ball Week Continues, with a Brief, Scholarly Interlude!” sheds light on many matters, including the ground-breaking introduction of “Spats” Murphy into the 1930’s serial Guy Sterling.
Ken is a freakin’ genius, and this skee-ball coverage is the best work he’s done in the context of his blog, possibly the best work he’s ever done to date.
His detailed scholarship throws the many questions most readers have concerning the historical development of skee ball, with, of course, special emphasis on the fruitful cross pollination of celebrity endorsement with adolescent serial in the surprisingly neglected Happy Boy Magazine:
Anyway, I thought that before I continued with the Guy Sterling reprints, Iād get you all caught up to speed, so to speak, with the following excerpt from Scott Scoglio’s article “Magazines for Adolescents in the Pre-War Era,” which appeared in the American Library Association publication Periodicals Quarterly.]
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While other serials had occasionally featured real-life celebrities in cameo roles, the Guy Sterling serial was the first to actually use them as full-fledged characters, interacting as part of the storyline. Some of the nation’s top Skee-Ballers, including Brinks McGillicuddy, Bobby Knowles, and Ray Rayberg, were signed to licensing contracts and became major players in the Skee-Ball Champion storyline. During a time when the sports press was much smaller and the private lives of athletes were far more private, these stories gave many young fans the idea that they were seeing the men behind the legends.
I shan’t cite further. Suffice to say, if you value your heritage as an American, and harbor curiosity about or love for the colorful role of the pulps in creating contemporary American pop culture, you owe it to yourself to get up-to-date on Skee ball Week at the Illuminated Donkey.
Ken, in his really outstanding, can’t-emphasize-the-excellence-of-it-enough blog, The Illuminated Donkey, today covers skee-ball, in general, as a topic. He opens with an idle boast concerning his skee-ball prowess, which, via the comments section, quickly escalates to shut-em-down style knowledgeable commentary in which he offhandedy notes both a recent high-score (a shut yer trap 540) and the fack that he’s been kicked out of skee-ball tourneys as a ringer.
Inspired, even rejuvenated by this manly braggadoccio, he waxes grizzled for the benefit of the peanut gallery, with helpful skee-balling tips for the skeeballerati, takes a pit stop by the bingo hall, and then commences to keyboard episode 11 from the well-beloved (but well-nigh-forgot) boy’s juvelilia Guy Sterling, Skee-Ball Champion, originally serialized in Happy Boy magazine in the late 1940s.
Astonishingly, I was able to locate, via a subscription-only sports memorabilia auction site (to which I was able to trade dot-com stock-options for membership a couple years ago), an image of “Guy Sterling” supporting character (and actual professional skee-baller) “Spats” Murphy’s rookie card!
Sadly, no detail was provided on this licensing and crossover pioneer – I trust that New Jersey’s finest will dig up the requisite detail. Inquiring minds want to know!
UPDATE: Since we went to press, Mr. Goldstein has declared it to be Skee Ball Week chez The Illuminated Donkey, and added Episode 12 of the Guy Sterling saga. No word yet on the Skee Ball Week Theme Song.
Episode 12 sheds light on the troubled character of “Spats” Murphy, seen here in a rare rookie tobacco card. History records his astounding reign over the early league days of pro Skee-Ball, and officially, when he retired in 1921 it was due to health concerns. However, in an astounding act of courage, the author of the Happy Boy Guy Sterling serial took on the dirty secret of pro skee ball: gambling. In point of fact, they claim directly that Murphy threw the championship that fateful year.
Finally, I was mistaken above when I referred to the serial as having been originally serialzed in the late 1940’s. Of course (silly me), it was originally serialized in the late 1930’s.