Inmates’ Elaborate Plans to Escape From Sing Sing Are Thwarted [NYT]

Mr. Zimmerman, a rapper from Queens who recorded songs under the name Puzz Pacino, hatched the plan to escape last year with a guard he met in Sing Sing named Quangtrice Wilson, according to investigators.

Sing Sing! Puzz! Quangtrice Wilson!

Of course, my gnomic glee is tempered by the tragic loss of Cornelius Bumpus.

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  1. O, the mouth-feel! Bork bork bork!

    . . must not work “puzz” or “quantrice” into the nonsense-syllables-song I sing to my cats every morning and night . . .

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