A few help wanted ads that caught my eye this afternoon:

Organ Donor! Who wouldn’t want that gig! I wonder, if experience is required, exactly how much? I did have my tonsils removed as a child.

What are the odds of two medical establishments in the Pacific Northwest cleverly naming themselves after mythic figures of the regional Native American culture? Next, you’ll be telling me there are sports teams called, uh, the Seahawks or the Thunderbirds hereabouts!