@AlpacaQueen77 not my beezwax. but kudos. have ambition: expand the goal. you know the basics already: don’t be a (genital word), regardless – 02:02 AM GMT
@AlpacaQueen77 and btw, you can do it. don’t shoot yourself down. – 02:04 AM GMT
@deathmtn I LOVE THIS – 02:05 AM GMT

oop spiddley ooten bootenbobo skedeeten daten – 06:54 AM GMT
@arthurwyatt mmmhmmm, good eatiGGGHHCHK – 11:53 PM GMT

RT: @TheRealBuzz: Did you know I took the first space selfie during Gemini 12 mission in 1966? BEST SELFIE EVER buzzaldr.in/BuzzSpaceSelfie pic.twitter.com/DuwDXvcDmp – 07:52 PM GMT

@johnpstrohm @SturgillSimpson hope yr wearing a Hoosiers tee, JPS – 01:22 AM GMT
@jebbanner en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nightfall… – 04:54 AM GMT
RT: @Sherman_Alexie: I tried to romance my wife by only saying “Hodor” for 7 hours straight. Didn’t work. – 05:18 PM GMT
@anticdent congrats to all! – 05:26 PM GMT
@cstross this does raise the question: is there now a shadow Laundry, stooden ready? – 07:59 PM GMT

@mubay >.O – 04:49 AM GMT
VICTORY on front one in the WAR ON TECHNOLOGY HOSERATION is declared. Reinforcements to fit the remaining battle due in next week. – 09:04 AM GMT
wait it’s TWO AYEM? The war on technology hoseration is itself an hoseration. Just who’s in charge of this madhouse, anyway? – 09:17 AM GMT
Malaysian? hoo boy – 03:34 PM GMT
it is pretty fucked up that 265 people dying reads like a joke. no, that’s not quite right, because it literally actually is a joke. – 03:56 PM GMT
or maybe it’s a good thing. I don’t know. It’s possible today might be a good day to stay offline. – 03:57 PM GMT
@deathmtn oh, that should be well in circulation by now, i would guess – 10:05 PM GMT

long, detailed corporate acquisition dream – 01:53 PM GMT
for some reason I was retained as the veep of something unclear and had to run a deck at an all hands meeting – 01:54 PM GMT
the new ceo believed in “performance management,” which involved the use of large bladed weapons in business meetings – 01:55 PM GMT
specifically, in the practice of sword swallowing and sideshow skewring. – 01:56 PM GMT
pretty sure the merger is a scam – 01:56 PM GMT
RT: @ericweddle: Bizarre & unfolding Lafayette story about a widow, her rotting husband found in his house & string of past marriages on.jconline.com/1zIGbiA – 02:03 PM GMT
.@ericweddle “He wanted his body to be eaten by birds, she said” – 02:03 PM GMT
RT: @praguepainter: Faking the Moon Landing: The Strange History of NASA’s First Lunar Simulators motherboard.vice.com/read/the-stran… via @motherboard – 02:06 PM GMT

@mubay why yes! – 11:29 PM GMT
@DanEngler @mubay I think i know his cousin! pic.twitter.com/EB5FWb7vZd – 11:38 PM GMT

@johnmoe (psst, you wrote a book) – 04:40 AM GMT
@bradleystein in fairness, that migration started about 20 years ago – 04:43 AM GMT

@sugarfreak NOT ALL RAMONES – 06:28 AM GMT
@AlpacaQueen77 incorrect tense, “happened” is better. post from end of may. But, yes, actual things actually said. Sad is not unreasonable. – 06:35 AM GMT
@mrzarquon @KateKockler @LeavittAlone you’ll get stuck – 06:36 AM GMT
@hell0jed @LeavittAlone readying neckbeardy dive into crossfire video-card blah blah feetch and implementation – 06:46 AM GMT
@middleclasstool well, let him out – 06:47 AM GMT
@cstross “hemogolic incineration” – oh my god, I laughed and laughed. I love all these books, but this one is fevered. – 07:31 AM GMT
@sugarfreak an outrage of longstanding duration – 09:36 PM GMT
beach feels – 11:17 PM GMT

@mallelis @LeavittAlone and that’s why we call them Teddy Boys – 12:12 AM GMT
@LeavittAlone @mallelis far out, no. just telling my wife half-remembered fragments of brideshead revisited after seeing gatsby, howzat? – 01:16 AM GMT
@LeavittAlone @mallelis and Burton, lawsy! Intro via PJ farmer in riverworld, as is nerdly canon – 01:17 AM GMT
@mubay something something velvet grip of the black hole something – 01:18 AM GMT
@mubay you mean like at the velvet daglo poster novelty shop at the mall? this woodshed you speak of, is there ganja involved? – 01:50 AM GMT
.dang, that’s a wrap, en’t – 08:39 AM GMT
RT: @hell0jed: I guess there’s nothing to do now but listen to Ramones constantly – 08:39 AM GMT
@arthurwyatt the medicine has a strange side effect: invisibility – 04:07 PM GMT
Ah, there it is. Perfect. bravo, unknown ‘shopper. pic.twitter.com/mPfqGdE0c4 – 05:55 PM GMT
@hell0jed go to the lakeshore with your sketchbook, a beer, and some food. find a plant. draw that. – 09:23 PM GMT
@jordan_harper were – 09:24 PM GMT
@jordan_harper elaborating: substitute “the men” for “the pair”: “the men was” – clearly incorrect. – 09:26 PM GMT
@hell0jed true. the struggle to find shade. – 09:29 PM GMT
@hell0jed anyway, exercise, sun, water, food: mood elevators. – 09:29 PM GMT