“Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me.” This came from a New Jersey-based blogger who shall remain nameless.

The sentiment is drawn from a single and amusing animated video viewable at the site linked above. The song is by Australian oddity TISM. Here’s some info on the band, including the unexpected origin of the band’s name.

Finally, I totally forgot about Jason’s final (?) death day show. Bummer. Michael and Josh have both posted about it. In my defense, I must note that I am stupid.