Score! BOX SEATS!

My fabulous neighbor Peter gave us KILLER box seats to the symphony tonight, which featured the Mozarteum Orchestra of Salzbug. They put on a lovely show with two pieces by Mozart, a piano concerto and the “Prague” symphony. Also performed was Beethoven’s Fourth. To my surprise, I couldn’t find a website for the organization.

This was the third or fourth event I’ve attended in Benaroya Hall, and certainly the first for which I was able to enjoy the excellent view from the low balcony.

An interesting aspect of the show was the very expressive performances of the individual players in the orchestra; I think they’d been encouraged to move around with the music. It added a pleasant dimension to the show.

A highlight was the very audible groaning basson-call of someone releasing gas from their intestinal tract during a quiet passage of one of the pieces. It threw my wife into a helpless fit of giggles which she very bravely kept silent. Another was an older gentlemen in the restroom, baffled by the lack of knobs on the sinks. “How the hell do you turn this thing on?” he appealed grouchily. Several people told him that you just put your hands under it, and all the men waiting in line for the urinal had a hearty chuckle at the codger’s expense.

This weekend we paid another visit to a museum, as well: the Burke Museum on the grounds of the University of Washington. The Burke has one of the world’s greatest collections of northwestern Native American art and artifacts, but sadly, not as much of it was on display as I would have liked.

Here’s a VR tour.

On the first floor there were two exhibits. One on the geological and biological history of Washington state features dino skellys and a very cool mastodon skeleton. A bonus was a very knowledgeable elderly docent named Everett Thykens (I think) who regaled us with elephant, mammoth, and mastodon facts including this bit of new-to-me data: once, there were pygmy elephants in Sicily and southern Italy, but the Romans wiped them out.

The other upstairs exhibit is called “the Big One” and it’s about our recent (last year) major earthquake, the history of quakes in the Seattle and Pacific regions, and earthquake safety. It’s a small exhibit, but it rocked, no pun intended. The single artifact on display is a van which was crushed by falling bricks in the 2001 quake, and (since we were fortunate enough to only have a few cars crushed and I think no fatalities) it acheived some media fame; walking in to see the van was indescribably cool. The van is the single most recognizable symbol of the event.

Adding to the beauty of the exhibit is the fact that nearly everyone who walks into it was in the quake; so pretty much everyone starts telling each other their quake stories the second they walk in. The tiny space was full of excited happy people sharing their own stories of not being crushed.

Downstairs was a big ol’ family-of-man type exhibit, emphasizing cultural rituals of ethnicities who have settled in Washington state or are native to it. Or maybe it was more Pacific Rim cultures, come to think of it.

Anyway, my favorite was these incredibly elaborate New Year rockets from Laos. They are Flash Gordon fireworks!

The Burke also has a small cafe on the lower floor which is paneled in unpainted, elaborately carved wood panels made in France in the early 1700’s. It makes for a lovely room, and I’m sure if I go to grad school at UW, I’ll be studying there frequently.

On TAXES

A simple set of facts that interest me, and I hope you.

Last year, my household income was very much greater than it is currently. I’m not working at the moment, and I was last year. While our total aggregate income tax was quite dramatic, we still received a very significant tax refund.

This year we had a significant tax debt. Last year our refund was about 3 percent of our income for that year; this year we owed about 2 percent of our annual income. This is despite the fact that our household income this year was just about 60 percent of last year’s.

Thank you, Mr. Resident!

Online Job Hunting

I spent Sunday, as I usually do, wrestling with the ever proliferating hell of online job application interfaces. It seems that every newspaper, recruiting company, and mid-to-large-sized business in the country now has an online job application procedure that lurks behind the simple classified ad or job listing.

This is highly attractive to the organizations, naturally. I suspect that it may also act as a barrier to entry: For example, one of the online applications I worked on today had over one thousand self-evaluations of skill-level that were requested.

I have heard horror stories of how today’s response rate is the inverse of what it was last year: if we ran an ad in early 2001, I was lucky to get more than twenty responses to it; today in Seattle, I understand it’s not uncommon to get a thousand or more responses to a position announcement.

Nontheless, I suspect that the effect of all this detailed, fragmented information is actually not good for the organizations which are requesting it. The primary reason it’s problematic has to to with long-term personal-information management problems. When MyTemps is purchased by TodaysUnderpaid.com, which records should be retained? Did the applicants at MyTemps know that they were also making their information available to TodaysUnderpaid.com? Of course not. Is there long-term liability exposure in such situations? Of course.

The ideal soution would be for both MyTemps and TodaysUnderpaid to read and write data from and to a central repository, much in the manner of the failed Microsoft .NET initiative I referred to a couple days ago. The problem here, as there, is that each corporate concern equates data with revenue, and in particular exclusive data, probably inaccurately. Nonetheless, contracts are written based upon this assumption.

Additionally, privacy legislation emphasizes the importance of protecting your organizations’ data stores.

Naturally, if you’re bought, you can basically ignore the privacy regs and apply a wholly new privacy policy to the data by fiat. In fact, I predict we’ll see this used as a deliberate strategy in the next few years – a two-part business, in which a new brand is erected with great customer relations and emphasis on service with the goal of developing a large and loyal customer base. Then, once this organization has significant customer lists, it will be bought and stripped with the lists as a primary asset. Hm, actually I bet that this has occured to M&A people concerning both Apple and more particularly Amazon.

Wait! I’ve wandered afield. My point is, online job hunting is clearly becoming much less effective from the perspective of the prospective employee because of the proliferation of detailed profile requests. I wonder if XNS.org has considered designing and implementing an XML-based professional profiling system? There’s even possible monetary benefit to the individual participant in such a system.

I Go POGO, Too

THIS is a link to a strip from a moderately long-running daily comic strip I drew in the early nineties, Octogon, working with the talented Bill Weaver.

As you can see, Farble has an opinion on the matter at hand, recently discussed at the Illuminated Donkey in Ken’s recent postings (April 7 and 8) covering other bloggers on the topic of greatest daily strip of all time.

I’ll be revamping the Octogon navigation shortly, and am considering adding a weekly presentation of an Octogon here. Want more? Tell me!

Happy Birthday, Tiny Tim!

April 12th is TINY TIM‘s birthday. He would have turned seventy.

I saw Tim in the context of a “golden oldies” roadshow at Navy Pier in Chicago, at the Festa Polonia (or whatever it’s called), in, um, 1988, the day before I got my tattoos. Oh my, there’s a story in that too.

There were retread versions of Iron Butterfly (yes, they played every note of “Inna Gadda Da Vida”), some Motown acts, etc. But the only performer who delivered an authentic show, full of passionate strangeness and honest sweat; the only one who really was giving everything he had, was Tim.

And against my expectations, he absolutely ruled. He was very strange, but he absolutley ruled the stage and had the crowd under his most peculiar spell.

As he left the stage, Dave, Scott and I all rushed the performers’ path at the side of the stage in a sort of drunken glee, calling out “TI-NY TI-NY TI-NY”. To our surprise, he approached the crowd at the barricade and slowly worked it, shaking hands, chatting, signing autographs. I believe Eric Sinclair must have been there as well.

Even more unpredictably, when he made it to our section, instead of shaking my hand, he very briefly lifted it to his lips and KISSED IT. I then drank very much too much bad beer (as I recall, Bud Lite was the only thing available).

All in all, it was kooky, as was he.

Say, I just realized this is some sort of segue from the Tulip Festival entries, earlier this week. After all, I’m quite sure you can sing part of the chorus of Tim’s monster hit, “Tiptoe Through the Tulips”.

P2P v. "portal privacy" ?

As I’m sure you’ve noticed by now, spam is OUT OF HAND, and getting worse. Here’s a NYT story about Yahoo’s recent decision to run the old switcheroo on user privacy preferences.

If you are registered with Yahoo as a client, you recieved a notification email sometime in the past couple days concerning the change. Missed it? Me too. ALL THAT SPAM kinda made it tough to find.

Not to worry, though: one of the Napster geeks is busy working on a way to apply our collective ability to recognize spam for what is, and apply that in the aggregate at the network level!

It’s an interesting way to apply peer-to-peer decision making to a real problem in day-to-day life. Here’s a link to a New Scientist story about it. I first saw this one, um, someone’s blog, but forget where. THey use word “probabilistic” a bunch, which amused me.

Folsom, we’re on your side!

WAS IT SOMETHING THEY SAID?

NYT: Microsoft Has Shelved Its Internet ‘Persona’ Service

excerpt:


“There was incredible customer resistance,” said a Microsoft .Net consultant, who spoke on the condition that he not be identified. Microsoft was unable to persuade either consumer companies or software developers that it had solved all of the privacy and security issues raised by the prospect of keeping personal information in a centralized repository, he said.

Huh, imagine that.

SASQUATCH SIGHTING

I missed a few cool pix from the weekend trip. Click the small images seen here to load larger versions of the shots. Notable among them is this lovely specimen of Bigfoot (left), on display in a downtown Anacortes shop window.

I’d be remiss if I did not share this issue of the celebrated, yet completely unknown comic book, “Strange Sports Stories” (left), which features a miscegenated combination of “Weird Tales” and sports-oriented comics:

HOW did a dinosaur get to run in a modern-day horse-race?”

WHY did a karate match start on Earth — and end on the Moon?”

WHO had to play a tennis game with a live grenade?”

In conclusion, I have reason to suspect that friends of the author will derive amusement from and make merry over this image of the author expressing his sensitive side, while remaining sufficiently in touch with his inner geek to lodge his umbrella down the collar of his coat, freeing his hands.