ASTOUNDING! ASTONISHING!

Jethro Burns Mandolin Lessons: FOUR CD’s worth, all free for the taking, in MP3 format.

Truly, the internet provideth all things.

“Jethro? Who dat?”

Homer and Jethro

Jethro Burns was one of America’s great masters of the mandolin. I’m aware that only about three of you are mando players (if you’ll indulge my self-delusion and permit me to call what do with the instrument “playing”), but take my word for it: the only cooler mando lesson find out there would be Bill Monroe doing the same thing.

I’ve been lax concerning matters mandolin hereabouts; I promise, I’ll fix it shortly.

April Fool's Roundup

This came in on tidbits-talk, and I felt it was useful!

Date: Thu, 4 Apr 2002 07:42:37 -0500
To: “TidBITS Talk”
From: “Derek K. Miller”
Subject: Re: Other good April Fools jokes

April Fools pranks are easy to miss, even if you’re looking for them. So for those who are interested, a friend and I compiled a number of this year’s into this list.

It’s far from exhaustive, but it’s entertaining nevertheless. Some may only make sense if you’re a gamer or Linux-head, as my friend is. (The TidBITS ones were included too, of course. I noted that we had a “Microsoft settles” April 1 joke in 1999 as well.)

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And from when jokes go wrong….

A bunch from About.com
Google powered by pigeons; Netscape Open Directory now Gates Open Directory; Dubya proclaims “Free Lunch Day” and cancels 2004 election; “Puppy Bowling” is England’s latest fad sport; April Fool’s Day parade will include land mines.
A bunch from SiliconValley.com
Non-profit consultant hires ex-Enron chief Ken Lay and Andersen as accountant; run eBay for a day or visit the eBay Ayn Rand store; Red Herring profiles Failure Inc.; Burger King changes name to Chicken King, etc.


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