Tweet Digest for Sunday, October 27, 2013 (GMT)

Use it in this manner! pic.twitter.com/8sYQovQxr5 – 12:02 AM GMT
@esinclai duly noted! – 01:10 AM GMT
@esinclai yes pic.twitter.com/E6AZYSk6Uy – 01:13 AM GMT
@esinclai what in hell is ed’s twitter handle? – 01:13 AM GMT
@esinclai @azender yeesh, I always bring an AEX to get around this – 01:14 AM GMT
@esinclai @edinblack thanks! Ed, not actually meaty, but! ICYMI, “Don’t say I never gave ya nothin’mike.whybark.com/assets/pdf/FEA…” – 01:15 AM GMT
Every thanksgiving, we burn the sacrificial wicker Osiris pic.twitter.com/ZYSkapm8hy – 01:17 AM GMT
I need to start collecting images again, maybe this year I can do the whole advent calendar deal – 01:18 AM GMT
@iasshole flag dance! – 01:20 AM GMT
@azender @esinclai you’ll be wantin to jimjam the whosit. try the frobisher technique. – 02:23 AM GMT
@esinclai @azender well first you have to invoke the remote viewing mode via careful astral balancing – 02:51 AM GMT
pic.twitter.com/C35WGwzWfq – 04:45 AM GMT
@LeVostreGC Believe the monsters start showing up in book III – 06:42 AM GMT
@imontheradio Facebook pal, summary: in car. ghost stories on radio. Ordinary people; ghosts they’ve encountered. Too interesting to go in. – 07:00 AM GMT
@imontheradio actual update 2x longer, all facts accurately reflected in condensed version. the show on his radio? yourn. pass it on. – 07:01 AM GMT
I suppose it shouldn’t be surprising, but good-quality plain, no-decoration-or-logo correspondence stationery is pretty much unavailable – 08:22 AM GMT
Lots of 8-1/2 x 11, in limited, thinner paper weights. But not much smaller but pre-creased cards and decorated (or brand logo) papers. – 08:24 AM GMT
dream: twitter suddenly voice-based, like CB radio. @danelope prankishly uses it to report loss of my leg in whale encounter. i egg prank on – 11:36 AM GMT
dream denouement: @danelope and I now fugitives from some sort of maritime voice-twitter coast guard police or something – 11:37 AM GMT
@jamesgraham @arthurwyatt IT IS A SIGN. (… what does the fox say?)(sorry not sorry sorry sorry) – 07:24 PM GMT
@wasta jailbreak, i think. – 07:34 PM GMT
@wasta …for iPhone 4 *only*: digitaltrends.com/mobile/how-to-… – 07:36 PM GMT
@wasta not 100% clear to me that requires a JB, but it seems likely. – 07:36 PM GMT
@jackwilliambell beautiful day! – 07:40 PM GMT
RT: @Elizabeth_Cook: Our #LouReed prayer. m.youtube.com/watch?v=REbTzu… – 07:47 PM GMT
RIP Lou. Satellite’s gone. – 07:48 PM GMT
SUN – 08:31 PM GMT
Viv: pic.twitter.com/IOEe2v3b9O – 08:52 PM GMT
Osiris Claus: pic.twitter.com/0fRQtKimmA – 08:52 PM GMT

Tweet Digest for Saturday, October 26, 2013 (GMT)

@textfiles @ftrain Pitfall! Next up, Bridge Commander? Pretty please? – 01:19 AM GMT
@DanEngler …um, diuretic properties aside – 01:22 AM GMT
@ardaniel that was hilarious. sweet sad “large” nerd dude trashtalked by pro FX neighbor, then we learn nerd dude has some life things too – 01:25 AM GMT
@ardaniel I didn’t know if I should laugh or cry or shrink away in fear. should have been more FX dude. – 01:26 AM GMT
@ardaniel oh wait! I just heard the ATC version, prolly a recut – 01:27 AM GMT
@johnpstrohm @billboard yes this is unacceptable please address immediately – 01:29 AM GMT
@ardaniel that is High Fidelity territory. – 01:31 AM GMT
RT: @elfrankenstino: So apparently the latest twitter meme is changing your name for Halloween. Ummmmmm. Waaaaay ahead of you on this one, Internet. – 01:32 AM GMT
RT: @JoeTheDough: The trouble with packing your books is that every now and then you have to stop for 20 minutes or so. instagram.com/p/f51lsdCxkv/ – 01:37 AM GMT
@gjcharlet you’re like “tick tock tick tock! Happy Birthday! Gettin’ closer ev’ry day!” – 04:58 PM GMT
The neighborhood kids will be so excited when they hear we’re handing out chapbooks of poetry this year! – 11:41 PM GMT
Don’t say I never gave ya nothin’mike.whybark.com/assets/pdf/FEA… – 11:58 PM GMT

Tweet Digest for Friday, October 25, 2013 (GMT)

@praguepainter … represents a subset of the material available for dispersal due to cracked containment chambers from the cores themselves. – 03:24 PM GMT
@praguepainter Counterpunch asserts that all three units have melted down. My understanding is that only unit 1 and 2 are in meltdown. – 03:30 PM GMT
@praguepainter Unit 3 is the one with the mixed experimental fuel and of even greater concern should it be in meltdown. – 03:31 PM GMT
@praguepainter so, while I do think that TEPCO is unlikely to be able to effectively resolve the situation or to communicate honestly – 03:32 PM GMT
@praguepainter and therefore an international response may be valuable in developing a more effective resolution to the failures – 03:32 PM GMT
@praguepainter the threat to the environment from the broken plants is likely to remain quite localized. You and I: not directly affected. – 03:34 PM GMT
@praguepainter Does it affect Japan and Sendai province? Hell yes. Does it affect Japanese fisheries? Hell yes. Are TEPCO crooks? Hell yes. – 03:36 PM GMT
@praguepainter Is it likely that Japanese government and corporate culture will have a hard time fixing the problem? Hell yes. – 03:37 PM GMT
@praguepainter speak of the devil: google.org/publicalerts/a… – 05:29 PM GMT
@praguepainter I was involved in some epic Metafilter threads that week, before there was any decent science coverage. – 05:30 PM GMT
@praguepainter we located a bunch of primary source material and got all educated up on the plants. It was scary, scary shit. – 05:31 PM GMT
@praguepainter but then there were no uncontrolled fires and the fuel pools were kept wet, barely. so then we started looking at dispersal. – 05:31 PM GMT
@praguepainter but you are quite right, another tsunami would be bad. – 05:33 PM GMT
@_py info page: google.org/publicalerts/a… – 05:34 PM GMT
@_py tsunami.gov/product.php?id…. /// no tsunami expected – 05:39 PM GMT
@praguepainter tsunami.gov/product.php?id… // no tsunami expected – 05:39 PM GMT
@praguepainter yes.. uh, hang on – 06:00 PM GMT
@praguepainter GE: gereports.com/the-mark-i-con… – 06:02 PM GMT
@praguepainter the cooling ponds on the upper floors were the primary area of concern for uncontrolled reaction – 06:02 PM GMT
@praguepainter because as the water boiled off, there was a possibility of an uncontained, uncontrolled reaction – 06:03 PM GMT
@praguepainter the cooling ponds underwent repeated storage-pattern reconfiguration to increase the amount of spent fuel kept in them – 06:04 PM GMT
@praguepainter which reduced the space between the spent fuel units and reduced the amount of water available to dampen reactivity & temp – 06:05 PM GMT
@praguepainter so the amount of possible fuel in the pools exceeded the amount in the reactors. The pools still have the spent fuel in them. – 06:07 PM GMT
@praguepainter not sure if they are still open to the air. possibly. but at least they are keeping water on them. – 06:07 PM GMT
@praguepainter I believe so, at least in the case of the cooling pools. Just look at the buildings, the damage would affect the stored fuel. – 06:11 PM GMT
@praguepainter an analysis of the spent-fuel fire possibilities based on a danger assessment conducted in 1983: ianbradshaw.co.uk/multimedia/fuk… – 06:12 PM GMT
@praguepainter so while they recognized it as a danger they dismissed how difficult it would be to get water in place – 06:13 PM GMT
@praguepainter in 2003, the possibility was considered as a TERRAH vector: belfercenter.hks.harvard.edu/publication/36… – 06:14 PM GMT
@praguepainter activists called for changes to cooling pool storage in 2005 specifically w/r/t these GE designs: nirs.org/press/04-20-20… – 06:17 PM GMT
@praguepainter bunch of info on this issue from activist perspective here, excellent primary doc links: nirs.org/reactorwatch/s… – 06:18 PM GMT
@praguepainter fuck yes. NRA dismissed requested rule changes entirely. The fucks. – 06:19 PM GMT

Tweet Digest for Thursday, October 24, 2013 (GMT)

@whybark aw – 12:36 AM GMT
amused at the one week where my non-baseball twitter account becomes a worldseries liveblog. afraid to go look at the baseball one. – 12:42 AM GMT
wow, do I really have to use an app to switch accounts? geez. – 12:44 AM GMT
@ob1quixote well, it is nice to get the umpshow rolling early – 12:45 AM GMT
@fantagraphics @xaimeh amazing – 03:49 AM GMT
@johnpstrohm is this actual approval, or dry irony? – 04:01 AM GMT
@esinclai hint: remember all those times hangin’ out with ol’ Tripmonster McGillicutty? – 04:03 AM GMT
@johnpstrohm hm. I believe I differ; unpaid labor is slavery. Despite any social comps. – 04:06 AM GMT
@johnpstrohm true! & volunteer exploitation of fans for gate work or envelope stuffing, less longterm payback. not slavery. – 04:09 AM GMT
@johnpstrohm sure, I get that. demand drives pricing. Pay to work is pay to play, though, I think, and reduces access to who can afford. – 04:10 AM GMT
@johnpstrohm and that reduces/restricts pool to kids of folks with money. Not desirable for society in long term. In my opinion. – 04:12 AM GMT
@johnpstrohm That said, I’ve run (paid) internships. If you actually follow labor law, they are awesome. Loved working with the students. – 04:13 AM GMT
@johnpstrohm absolutely. work is important, work networking maybe moreso. – 04:16 AM GMT
@johnpstrohm hmmm… like a campus paper or something but more outfacing, like a campus or training branch of enterprise X? ha ha like sports – 04:19 AM GMT
@johnpstrohm AHA HAHA sorry, wiping tears / given the structural issues with student athletics can be resolved for other industries, sure. – 04:22 AM GMT
Viv is watching cheezball horror on THIS and currently it is the ‘80s remake of THE BLOB. The terribleness, it is awe inspiring. – 04:25 AM GMT
@marikamalaea aw. they expected it of you, genius you. – 05:07 AM GMT
I didn’t live up to my dog’s needs, to my definition of minimum responsibility care requirements. not his, mine. I can’t possibly do kids. – 05:11 AM GMT
@surlygourmand “Beasts of the Southern Wild?” wait no banh mi – 05:15 AM GMT
I was delighted to combine “wife absence” and “leftover superfluity” into “feed to elderly neighbors” tonight. – 05:19 AM GMT
They’re wintering here for the first time sine we were neighbors and I adore them. She’s from Tennessee, he’s local, and been here. – 05:20 AM GMT
I think they have lived in their house since it was built. He was a Seabee electrician who built Guantanamo in the 50s, went on to … – 05:21 AM GMT
…a union electrician career and an extremely active life in a popular fraternal organization which is not the Deer or the Moose. – 05:22 AM GMT
He’s maybe six years older than my dad, but seems to be about 20 years up. He’s sharp as hell, and funny. He loves baseball. – 05:24 AM GMT
His stepfather was a big wheel at Boeing in prewar and just after; one of his childhood memories is being taken to the Frye plant crash fire – 05:25 AM GMT
@surlygourmand ha ha I had no idea you were Top Cheffing. But “Louisiana” and “Vietnam” sho nuff make me hongray – 05:26 AM GMT
@surlygourmand dear lord imma have to go get some! it’s past my bedtime! If only i hadn’t fed my pasta to the beloved olds – 05:30 AM GMT
anyway. I love my elderly neighbors and regret every day I don’t stop by. Today I did, and was reminded how awesome it is. – 05:31 AM GMT
@phirephoenix seconded – 07:21 AM GMT
@iasshole hoo boy I just sitesearched on “iasshole”. wrong username guess, but HILARIOUS LINKAGE. Drinks eventually, ok? – 07:29 AM GMT
Of course! pic.twitter.com/P3rLwLfasr – 07:11 PM GMT
pic.twitter.com/lo0myCW1TQ – 10:20 PM GMT

Tweet Digest for Wednesday, October 23, 2013 (GMT)

@surlygourmand Ortolan Monthly. – 02:46 AM GMT
RT: @michaelpollan: “the largest amount of money ever concealed in an election”: WA attorney general on contributions to fight GM label bit.ly/HfWlZi – 11:46 AM GMT
wow, that oligarchic bullshit is reason enough. Vote yes on GMO labels. – 11:47 AM GMT
@anildash when I was I kid, my parents literally limited the amount of time per day I was allowed to read to four hours. – 05:04 PM GMT
@anildash I ignored them of course – 05:05 PM GMT
@joshmillard smooth trombone jazz – 05:09 PM GMT

Tweet Digest for Tuesday, October 22, 2013 (GMT)

@poupou GLASSES YAY GLASSES – 12:12 AM GMT
@DanEngler right, so now you’re available for social calls and events? – 12:13 AM GMT
@arthurwyatt individual subcollective units of KLF are after my time, I am afraid. But this is delightful despite his questionable disco. 😉 – 12:16 AM GMT
@arthurwyatt ha ba I posted hat and had dyslexic anxiety: “did I tweet ‘before my time?’”I mean really I havemore than once – 12:17 AM GMT
@ardaniel ROCKSTAR ROCK STAR – 12:18 AM GMT
@baconmeteor don’t let the facts stand in the way of a good tomlumn – 12:20 AM GMT
@maxsparber fantastic – 12:22 AM GMT
RT: @maxsparber: In Jakarta, they train monkeys to beg on the street wearing dolls masks, creating NIGHTMARE FUEL: ufunk.net/en/photos/stre… – 12:22 AM GMT
@dansinker zztop, obvs – 02:08 AM GMT

Tweet Digest for Monday, October 21, 2013 (GMT)

@lorenacupcake @tinyfix of course! – 12:10 AM GMT
@lorenacupcake well, OK. But objectively true, innit? Helmets, for example (note: dead sibling, biking without a helmet). – 12:11 AM GMT
ha ha delightful OTM on 23andme. onthemedia.org/tags/23andme/ – 01:36 AM GMT
@kenningsa yeah, from my dream this morning. – 04:03 AM GMT
@arthurwyatt vintagewings.ca/VintageNews/St… // page search ‘Vulcan’ and ‘Mach Loop’ – and enjoy the rest, too – 07:37 AM GMT
@manuel that low level flying eyecandy page is awesome. the “Mach Loop” bit sheds some light on my Vulcan low-alt experience. – 07:39 AM GMT
@arthurwyatt page author: shot of Macc in flightest after capture (at Italian airbase with burned airship hangar behind) led to a craniotomy – 10:38 PM GMT
attn @arthurwyatt dangerousminds.net/comments/post-… – 11:48 PM GMT

Kitsune dream

I was moving empty cardboard boxes around an empty field with an old friend, Dan Willems and some other people whom I did not know, when these oddly stylized creatures began running past us at the top of the field, right to left.

The creatures appeared to be something like a surrealist animator’s version of a fox, tail flying straight out behind and body and head roughly the same cylindrical shape and diameter as the tail. They were somewhat like stoles and somewhat like pencils or pipecleaners but larger, more like a midsize dog. They were mostly white but pied, with black muzzles and patches of red, brown, gold, peach and black.

Someone asked what the creatures were, and Dan explained that they were the souls of the dead, because the neighboring field was in the land of death. We all went to look over the hedgerow into the neighboring field and someone’s dog noticed one of the stole creatures running over into the field.
There was some consternation but the dog, a big black mixed lab,was playfully running around the field and returned when called.

“Hey,” I told Dan. “I bet Rocket’s over there.” I went up to the gap in the hedge that allowed access and stepped across. As I moved down the field, I heard the fading calls of the people I had been working with, but did not take any meaning from them.

At the bottom of the field there were three dogs, lying on their sides in the grass, backs toward the top of the field, still but breathing, moving their ears. At rest.

As I approached, I could see that the middle one was Rocket. He put his head up when I called him as I approached. He did not get up, or wag his tail in greeting. I put my hand out for him to sniff. Cautiously, he did so.

He reacted with supernatural alarm, leaping high and twisting back and away to land in a seated position several feet away from where he had been and away from the other dogs and where I was. As he did so his black saddle coat changed, flashing in the late afternoon sun, to a shiny labrador red.

I approached him again as he looked at me warily, and once again as I extended my hand to him he shied back. I called to him and held out my hand but he would not come.
Feeling terribly sad, I realized I shouldn’t push it further and said “You don’t want to,” whereupon Viv shook me more awake and told me I was talking in my sleep. I was able to tell her the entire dream, and did so in slightly less detail than I have just written it.

Tweet Digest for Sunday, October 20, 2013 (GMT)

Mailer wrote coverage of Apollo 11? Holy shit. – 12:14 AM GMT
“Henry <3 Glenn” chucklingly reviewed on NPR Weekends or whatever they call weekend ATC these days. It’s over. – 12:43 AM GMT
RT: @LeVostreGC: RT to showe an affirminge flame – 06:47 AM GMT
“We saw one whale, sort of rolling helplessly on the surface with what looked like a big tumour on its head” theherald.com.au/story/1848433/… – 06:51 AM GMT
on iOS Last via um @mubay I think thanks to the dumbass Tweetbot UI thing that hides accountname in favor of “real” name. Dumbasses. – 06:53 AM GMT
nope, credit due to @deathmtn – 06:54 AM GMT
@phirephoenix as apparently do I pic.twitter.com/Cz9AtRMucH – 08:18 AM GMT
@phirephoenix /shakes fist at goldang computronic oppressor delivery mechanisms – 08:19 AM GMT
Kitsune dream: mike.whybark.com/archives/00614… – 01:46 PM GMT
@arthurwyatt Cuaron, yo – 06:48 PM GMT
pic.twitter.com/90Vt1InaxS – 07:43 PM GMT
RT: @baconmeteor: “Tiny barometers in cell phones could tell you how high you are”. Presumably by singing it in a chorus of colors – 11:52 PM GMT
@mubay for gads sake. I still get irritated there’s no scale meter thingy – 11:53 PM GMT
@mubay seriously. what the fuck revenue stream does that privilege and protect? god dammit. – 11:54 PM GMT
@arthurwyatt in case of terrist killer whale attack, i think – 11:55 PM GMT

Tweet Digest for Saturday, October 19, 2013 (GMT)

@Johnny_Dale 1. tie steak to rocket 2. launch to edge of atmos 3. track reentry 4. delicious vacuum cooked steak! – 12:59 AM GMT
@DanEngler what’s that? I can hear you, but I can’t see you! – 01:01 AM GMT
@DanEngler @mubay it’s the fricking cloud innit. o my sweet potatoe – 01:02 AM GMT
@hell0jed looks good! elbows, wrists – 06:04 AM GMT
@hell0jed lol – 06:04 AM GMT
@hell0jed I bet, I have been watching with interest! – 06:47 AM GMT
@BitterOldPunk ha ha I just watched my NPB team seal the deal for the, um, Japan World Series. No, they must have a different name – 08:19 AM GMT
@BitterOldPunk I should look that up and go down a shitload of research linktrails while I am at it – 08:20 AM GMT
@juv3nal sweet, Wai / Doyle izz the shizz – 08:24 AM GMT
@mwhybark @BitterOldPunk no I misunderstood. tomorrow’s game is the clincher. – 08:37 AM GMT
goddammit, i blew up an egg in the microwave – 07:44 PM GMT
@manwhoyells i know, but I have previously perfected the art, or so i had thought. erred, ran for 60 sec instead of 15 sec intervals – 11:07 PM GMT
@manwhoyells poaching in a coffee cup. water + lemon juice, heat for 1:00, pause, heat for 1:00, wait 15 seconds, crack egg into water, zap – 11:08 PM GMT
@manwhoyells important to wait on the water so you don’t get boiling water zooming out when you add the egg – 11:09 PM GMT
@DanEngler be thou comforted in the knowledge that Rocket loved it – 11:56 PM GMT