(I like “property is theft” best. No Proudhon, no Holzer.)
Hm, I see some interesting possiblities here. Like, for example, linking inbound Google searches to one’s site through to Amazon with the same string sent in a search, so that each visitor to one’s website is served a result that directs them to Amazon via an affiliate link that is based on the visitor’s inbound search string. Gee whillikers! They’ll architect cities around it!