Jason Webley may or may not be taking the ferry to Bainbridge Island on Sunday, July 21, at 3pm.

You may or may not be taking the same boat.

You may or may not want to don your trusty cutlass, brace of flintlocks, eyepatch, wooden leg, tricorne hat, shirt of East India calico, and thigh-high boots should you choose to do so.

You may or not wish to have the telephone number of a lawyer with you.

You may or may not wish to read The Pirate Hunter to get into the spirit of things.