Record-tying cold has us under wraps , notes the Staten Island Advance, beating out other Big Apple-based publications in Googlejuice for coverage of today’s chilly weather in the vicinity of the Big Apple.

Buck up, City people! The Nets might move to Brooklyn, after all, and Jersey’s looking at recognizing same-sex commitment ceremonies, and just to top things off, a) Ken’s eating soup and b) while your temperatures are in the single-digits, here in Seattle it’s a balmy 47, and will likely climb to 50 or so!

Good thing, too, ’cause I have some errands to run.