Power Outages Reported Along East Coast

Power Outages Reported Along East Coast

By THE NEW YORK TIMES

Power outages were reported today throughout the Northeast. Blackouts were reported north to Toronto, south to Maryland and west to Cleveland, Detroit and Toledo.

Guess it’s New York’s turn! I tried calling Ken but the lines are all busy. Also: DETROIT?! Geez.

I’d like to take this opportunity to note that as Governor of California, no further giant blackouts of the Eastern Seaboard would be permitted, as I would incorporate legislation against them in my state vehicular procurement requirements.