Tweet Digest for Friday, May 23, 2014 (GMT)

@DanEngler dan was a good man, who kept his apartment obsessively clean. It is the height of irony that HIPAA dyslexia was his undoing. – 05:35 AM GMT
@jackwilliambell that happens to me with regard to me sister, and she’s been gone thirty years now. I feel ya, – 04:24 PM GMT
RT: @AdamBertocci: Wish I had more time to read how the 9/11 museum twists deaths into something trivial, but I’m really busy planning my Memorial Day cookout. – 04:25 PM GMT

Tweet Digest for Tuesday, May 20, 2014 (GMT)

hoo boy the travel tasks are clogging up the time funnel – 02:48 AM GMT
RT: @bradleystein: I wrote something. medium.com/@bradleystein/… – 02:51 AM GMT
@BitterOldPunk @metafilter sure do. – 03:00 AM GMT
@joshmillard oh son. condolences. – 03:01 AM GMT
RT: @dirtdirt: I knew I had these somewhere. #GuardiansOfTheGalaxy pic.twitter.com/kur0DKr3nR – 03:01 AM GMT
@LeavittAlone he will be responsible for introducing madras plaid to automotive interior design at buick. – 03:17 AM GMT
@AdamBertocci Batman: CBGB – 04:50 AM GMT
@anticdent goncrats! – 03:35 PM GMT
@arthurwyatt sweet! – 09:12 PM GMT

Tweet Digest for Sunday, May 18, 2014 (GMT)

First garden salad from grund whut I done dug this year pic.twitter.com/KIxJaUOlTZ – 01:29 AM GMT
@chetfaliszek @arthurwyatt Art, according to our plan, we will have a new dog on this date. Tentative plan to hit Richmond Beach with kids? – 01:56 AM GMT
@arthurwyatt excellent work dadbot – 01:57 AM GMT
MQT “@diablevert: Guy at this bar w a bleeding head wound+wraparound bandage. He’s drinking a PBR talboy.” attn @mighty_flynn – 02:04 AM GMT
Item: “her” is a Culture movie. Discuss. – 05:56 AM GMT
@arthurwyatt I did notice that there were some direct callbacks to Blade Runner too, most notably the scene with the owl on the ad screen – 06:22 AM GMT
@arthurwyatt I will take the damn trains already though – 06:22 AM GMT
@deathmtn i wuv my widdle wettuce – 03:28 PM GMT

Tweet Digest for Saturday, May 17, 2014 (GMT)

@LeavittAlone TMI you filthy filthy man – 02:04 AM GMT
@LeavittAlone you mean when the corn smut is as high as an elephant’s eye? MM HMM – 02:13 AM GMT
@mcgee_gorgo MODOK omg i love it – 02:14 AM GMT
@joshmillard how can we be sure? what is this “Trail” fellows job? Why is he allowed near children? – 03:43 PM GMT
@JoeTheDough the Sunny Droopskirt – 05:33 PM GMT

Tweet Digest for Thursday, May 15, 2014 (GMT)

@manwhoyells nice, riff on “Disasterware” by the lamentably neo-Nazi local cat Charlie Krafft – 12:58 AM GMT
@mighty_flynn wear gold! – 01:05 AM GMT
@brownpau GROTESQUE – 12:06 PM GMT
@arthurwyatt /shakes fist at Maisters of Casterling – 10:48 PM GMT