For all your lava-lamping needs, consult Oozing Goo. Via Finkbuilt, via buffoonery.

Attention Chris:

When I checked NNW as of home arrival this evening, guess what was number one with a bullet on ye blogdex?

Onlookers should know that I was verbally disqualified from participating in the contest at dinner on Saturday. Congrats to you wikkans over there.