The Illuminated Donkey‘s reflections on turning 31 include likening me to a monkey in an apparent (if futile) attempt to demonstrate his superior morality and intelligence. Boy, if that ‘s the thanks I get for the Ken Goldstein Project, I’m afraid I’ll be having to take THIS up with Mother Goldstein.

Not only that, but monkeys are Paul’s beat this month.

UPDATE: My mistake, monkeys were merely a suggestion. I bet I know who the suggestor was.