@arthurwyatt I got married in a Chinese Room! It’s at the top of Smith Tower! – 12:58 AM GMT
@arthurwyatt @ardaniel well, only two teeny windows opened, the a/c was out, it was an 85-degree July day and I was wearing a winter tux … – 01:33 AM GMT
@arthurwyatt @ardaniel so “sealed in” and “tested” appear to be met. turing, hmmmmmm – 01:34 AM GMT
@arthurwyatt @ardaniel if you can’t perceive whether or not i was turing tested unless i provide a report, then the answer must be yes – 01:35 AM GMT
@arthurwyatt @ardaniel the family of mages living in the pyramid, the ectoplasmic bolts at midnight from the blue quartz dome… – 01:37 AM GMT
@arthurwyatt @ardaniel as we loaded out leftover supplies we overloaded an elevator. it dropped about half a floor. – 01:38 AM GMT
@arthurwyatt @ardaniel someone asked the operator if he was used to it, since it must happen all the time – 01:39 AM GMT
@arthurwyatt @ardaniel his eyes as huge as dinner plates and white as a sheet he said “that never happened before”. we rode down in silence. – 01:39 AM GMT
@arthurwyatt @ardaniel Smith, of both Smith and Wesson and Smith-Corona typewriters, iirc. A gunsmith and writer’s chainmaker. – 01:40 AM GMT
@arthurwyatt @ardaniel again, iirc. have to look up the gun bit i think. in the story, that’s the way it is. weapons. – 01:41 AM GMT
@arthurwyatt @ardaniel ah! guns, yes, but not Smith and Wesson. Shotguns. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lyman_Cor… – 01:43 AM GMT
remember that horrible, illegible baseball fanzone map? the NYT is here to help. nytimes.com/interactive/20… – 02:47 PM GMT
@UpshotNYT – overlay MLB broadcast blackout maps on the fan data. – 03:42 PM GMT

@LeavittAlone remember “Strangers”? churning out 140 char satiric episode caps was easy. After about 40, themes emerged. – 06:20 PM GMT
@LeavittAlone try something similar. after a bit, the characters will form, and you’ll have a little pile of conflict situations. – 06:21 PM GMT
@BitterOldPunk man I love that song. classic hardcore brevity. – 08:53 PM GMT
@matthewbaldwin can’t argue with an afterparty at musso & frank – 08:59 PM GMT

@frankrogan @mwhybark2 given all the trouble the robots gave me this weekend, one wonders. But the Twitteriffic dev is a Bosox man. hm. – 12:28 AM GMT

Best weather ever for a spring weekend trip to SFO. – 06:25 AM GMT
@tracicle /facepalm – 06:26 AM GMT
Heel, robot. I said heel! – 06:27 AM GMT
@mwhybark STOP IT – 06:29 AM GMT
Don’t forget about Bad WHAP /slaps self – 06:34 AM GMT
The shame of it is, none of the looping tweets are me bitching about iOS7 to @manwhoyells – 06:37 AM GMT
@zipties congrats! – 06:39 AM GMT
RT: @LeVostreGC: Finallye goinge to reade the last parte of Morte Arthur. Hope everythinge shal go wel for everybodye. Especiallye Arthur. – 07:15 AM GMT
RT: @LeVostreGC: Plese refrayne from postinge Kyng Arthur spoyleres. Ich have no idea what may hap at the ende of the storye. – 07:15 AM GMT
@sumit well then robots are a proven pedagogical resource! – 07:49 PM GMT
@surlygourmand i won’t! thank you!/waits until no one’s looking, kicks robot – 07:50 PM GMT
Attention: the time-looping robots have been chronophased back 24 hours with orders to destroy their prior instances recursively. – 08:25 PM GMT

@elfrankenstino Paul, we have tentative dim sum plans in Cxtown Sunday. – 05:36 AM GMT
@surlygourmand don’t forget Bad Grandpa. – 04:22 PM GMT
@mubay they are stationed every two blocks along Grant. Some with Chinese banjo too! – 05:37 PM GMT
@misskeli this wouldn’t be a TV thread would it? – 06:24 PM GMT
Oh shouty streetcrazies of downtown San Francisco, never change – 06:35 PM GMT
@tracicle dayman, fighter of the night man – 06:50 PM GMT
It’s earthquake day! – 07:11 PM GMT
@misskeli sorry, dear heart. My Twitter client seems to have flagged that for reposting-as-failed. Ghost tweets! – 07:34 PM GMT
@elfrankenstino Paul, we have tentative dim sum plans in Cxtown Sunday. – 09:44 PM GMT
Thank you street erhu player – 10:05 PM GMT
@arthurwyatt we are in SF on the anniversary of the 1906 quake – 10:14 PM GMT
@mubay I know! The fuckers. Very repetitive. – 10:45 PM GMT
Hm, ghost echo tweets – 11:24 PM GMT

@arthurwyatt we are in SF on the anniversary of the 1906 quake – 12:11 AM GMT
@tracicle dayman, fighter of the night man – 06:56 AM GMT
@misskeli sorry, dear heart. My Twitter client seems to have flagged that for reposting-as-failed. Ghost tweets! – 12:39 PM GMT
@mubay I know! The fuckers. Very repetitive. – 06:05 PM GMT
@mubay they are stationed every two blocks along Grant. Some with Chinese banjo too! – 06:45 PM GMT
@misskeli this wouldn’t be a TV thread would it? – 08:16 PM GMT
Oh shouty streetcrazies of downtown San Francisco, never change – 08:31 PM GMT
@tracicle dayman, fighter of the night man – 08:43 PM GMT
It’s earthquake day! – 09:25 PM GMT
@arthurwyatt we are in SF on the anniversary of the 1906 quake – 10:39 PM GMT
Hm, ghost echo tweets – 11:12 PM GMT

Hm, ghost echo tweets – 05:48 AM GMT
@surlygourmand don’t forget Bad Grandpa. – 05:54 AM GMT
Oh shouty streetcrazies of downtown San Francisco, never change – 06:18 AM GMT
@misskeli sorry, dear heart. My Twitter client seems to have flagged that for reposting-as-failed. Ghost tweets! – 06:29 AM GMT
Thank you street erhu player – 05:37 PM GMT
@misskeli this wouldn’t be a TV thread would it? – 06:57 PM GMT
@arthurwyatt GoT GnR concept album – 07:14 PM GMT
@surlygourmand don’t forget Bad Grandpa. – 08:35 PM GMT
@mubay they are stationed every two blocks along Grant. Some with Chinese banjo too! – 10:38 PM GMT
Oh shouty streetcrazies of downtown San Francisco, never change – 11:10 PM GMT
It’s earthquake day! – 11:29 PM GMT
@misskeli sorry, dear heart. My Twitter client seems to have flagged that for reposting-as-failed. Ghost tweets! – 11:54 PM GMT

@arthurwyatt GoT GnR concept album – 04:29 PM GMT
@misskeli this wouldn’t be a TV thread would it? – 04:36 PM GMT

@manwhoyells and lo, the limbs of osiris were scattered far and wide over the banks of the nile – 09:32 AM GMT
@tracicle she’s sweet and I knew her before the loops. She knows what’s happening and it frustrates her. But you know, easy to distract. – 09:34 AM GMT
@tracicle set up wifi over there so I could at least try to work, but that seems unlikely. no bigs. – 09:35 AM GMT
@DanEngler I have dead people in my contacts that died before the web was invented. I think. May have to doublecheck. Did within last 5 yrs. – 09:39 AM GMT
tiny cat just snuggled her head against my chest, tucked her forearms over one of mine, closed her eyes, and fell asleep, purring loudly. – 09:58 AM GMT
@sugarfreak @kevinmhoffman on the other hand it neatly provides a cause of death – 05:18 PM GMT
@praguepainter you should do ascii-art imaging of these to bring it full circle – 05:22 PM GMT
@praguepainter ah, yeah! petscii fits the video thing. the greys reminded me of printed ascii on old newsprint greenstripe printer paper. – 06:18 PM GMT
@praguepainter here’s the quick and dirty: picascii.com – 06:19 PM GMT
@praguepainter sweet! – 07:21 PM GMT

@deathmtn yes! – 12:42 AM GMT
@deathmtn mysticseaport.org – 12:43 AM GMT
@deathmtn it’s part of the noo england heritage juggernaut – 12:44 AM GMT
@deathmtn I remember Salem was fun and spooky too. We went to Plimouth Plantation for Turkey Day a few years ago too. – 12:45 AM GMT
@deathmtn Plimouth was as hallucinatory as I remembered from childhood. – 12:45 AM GMT
Day 2 with the alzheimer’s neighbor. Fifth time around the story loop. No crying yet. So far I’ve managed to nudge her off those tracks. – 09:28 PM GMT