A tender tale involving Darth Vader, the mall, 1978, and a seven-year-old child.
Warning: a cynical sense of humor will GREATLY enhance your appreciation of this anecdote. While I was much too mature to have the same experience as the unfortunate Matthew in 1978, as a willfully childless 37-year old, this story reduced me to tears of helpless laughter.
Oh, lordy lordy, that were mighty funny. The comments were almost as funny.
Time for a mall series?
Oh, that is just beautiful. Thanks for sharing.
You’re 37? I didn’t know that…