Rocket has lately taken to ransacking Viv’s bags in search of food, which has led us to call an animal poison center on one recent occasion when he ate large quantities of over-the-counter stomach medication. After inducing vomiting, he did not even appear to have diarrhea.

Tonight, we found that he’d ransacked her insulin kit, which fortunately did not have any dog-puncturing needles in it at the time he chose to do so.

In addition, he found an overnight bag in another locale and, well, you know the thing about pictures and all.

The soap is 100% vegetable oil based, so there’s no lye or any weird industrial chemicals in it that I can think of or know about. After repeatedly prompting him to go take a dump, he seems fine.

I think I may refer to him as ex-dog breath from now on.