http://scott-lynch.livejournal.com/269876.html
No, really. Big Bird kicks Osiris’ ass to save some little kid’s soul. At the Met in NYC. Like, at the Temple of Sekhmet. With Snuffleumphagus.
Now, mmmmaybe Osiris is being stood in for here by James Mason, and lacks green skin and all, but still. Any Big Bird bedominated reborn king can only betoken the fundamental truth of Osiris Claus.