In the morning, when an IU graduate sees the headlines IU cops check on porn report and IU student saw actors, including one in a bear suit at Romenesko’s oddities and morons news page, it sorta makes a man homesick for the crunchy leaves and shrieking hormone addled midwestern youth of his hometown.

Oh you crazy kids. We all remember our first porn bust with fondness. So many more yet to come.

Good times. Good times.