Today while out and about we passed a man lying on his belly on the sidewalk in his underwear. He had quite clearly just shit his pants. It was quite cold, and a pair of missionizing, tie-wearing young men were unfortunate enough to be the first people to walk by the man.
Given their current metier, they were compelled to engage the man in conversation, presumably an oveture to an offer of aid or a phone call to the police.
We did not remain in the vicinity long enough to determine which it was to be.