Fire in White House Complex. The affected office apparently is part of the Vice Presidential office suite.
No-one’s ever gone wrong believing the worst of this administration, so:
Could it be arson?
Could some records be destroyed by the fire?
Could it turn out that the arson, if found, was at the direction of unnamed members of the executive branch?
If it does turn out to be arson due to break-in, I’m thinking it’s time to start looking for hidden microphones – I mean in the White House, sorry, not the ones already in place on our phones.