A quick google for “napoleon pascoe” reveals that University of Iowa prof Judith Pascoe’s handwringer on the inappropriateness of collecting dead emperors’ dehydrated naughty bits – or anyone’s really, the party pooper – was, in fact, not originally titled Give Napoleon’s Penis a Proper Burial, as it is headlined in today’s Post-Intelligencer.

I must point out that his Highness would most certainly agree, although he would prefer that such action had taken place more or less two centuries ago, and preferably in the arms of a fetching young partner rather than the clammy embrace of Gaia.