KUOW just said that Dick Cheney has accidentally shot someone while on a hunting trip. It appears that the news is too fresh to have any links yet. I wonder if the shootee happened to say “Go fuck yourself” either prior to or shortly after eating hot vice-presidential lead.
The shootee, Harry Whittington, is described as a 78 year old. Could he be the pulp fiction author of “Web of Murder“? Probably not, as that gent is said to have died in 1990.
UPDATE: Note to self: do not approach the veep from behind.
That fucking rules. Afterward, I imagine Cheney retired to his hunting shed with a pile of raw, ground beef for supper, and dead babies for dessert.