Arguments for and against Armageddon, one of an infinite series.

Heated political discussion on the shores of Green Lake. Evidence in favor of a healthy democracy. Argument against!

Topic of the argument: war in the Middle East involving Americans, Israelis, and Arabs. Argument for!

Verdict: A draw.

An in-store display of orange, green, and purple pumpkin-shaped trick-or-treat lootbags. Argument for!

“Anarchy in the Pre-K” baby tee shirt in window of hipster children’s store. Argument for!

A battery-powered inflatable fat-suit sumo costume, $22.00, batteries not included. Argument for!

Final verdict: We are so doomed.