Viv is in the living room watching TV. Ebert and Roeper are on, reviewing Fahrenheit 9/11. ABC News breaks in to report that the transfer of sovereignty in Iraq will occur on Monday, two days ahead of schedule. Then Ebert and Roeper return to discussing the movie.

I’m thinking that a) these things are not coincidentally linked and b) that’s the short version of the news for the next week. Buckle up!