buffoonery.org puts on the gold velour flares, the perforated-aluminium aviator shades, and the black leather gloves in preparation for, for, for… Well, frankly, I’m not in the market. You might be, though, so drop by!

UPDATE: rereading this, it sounds as though I’m disinterested in the site content. That’s inaccurate. It’s the velour-slacks activities I’m steering clear of. Even though they are a metaphor that I actually just made up.

Am I making any sense at all? Sometimes it’s hard to tell.